NeoVid
@neovid.bsky.social
Mixed-race ghetto fool
Psychologically disabled
Gamer but probably not the repulsive kind
Barely active writer
Macro fan
Cohost survivor
Reflexive jokester which is totally not a mental defense
Psychologically disabled
Gamer but probably not the repulsive kind
Barely active writer
Macro fan
Cohost survivor
Reflexive jokester which is totally not a mental defense
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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Republican made me a hype reel
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Republican made me a hype reel
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there's a sense that conservatives want me to worry about which liberal elites might catch Epstein strays when in fact I am so married to this outcome that me and this outcome have a home in the suburbs and are expecting twins
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
there's a sense that conservatives want me to worry about which liberal elites might catch Epstein strays when in fact I am so married to this outcome that me and this outcome have a home in the suburbs and are expecting twins
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Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
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The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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hardest decision ive ever had to fucking make in this game dude. fuck. shit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
hardest decision ive ever had to fucking make in this game dude. fuck. shit.
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
One of the few times I haven't been able to argue with social media.
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
One of the few times I haven't been able to argue with social media.
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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Do Senate Democrats really believe that Americans will hurt any less when the government is reopened and Trump and his sycophants can hack away at whatever programs they dislike?
Deals with this regime and MAGA Republicans are worthless. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
Deals with this regime and MAGA Republicans are worthless. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Do Senate Democrats really believe that Americans will hurt any less when the government is reopened and Trump and his sycophants can hack away at whatever programs they dislike?
Deals with this regime and MAGA Republicans are worthless. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
Deals with this regime and MAGA Republicans are worthless. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
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“I’m an alpha male!”
“You know that alpha males don’t actually exist, right…? That that was a flawed study on wolves in captivity that were scared, insecure, and lashing out?”
“No, that’s what I’m saying; I’m an alpha male!”
“… Do you need a hug?”
*Single tear drop as he nods.*
“You know that alpha males don’t actually exist, right…? That that was a flawed study on wolves in captivity that were scared, insecure, and lashing out?”
“No, that’s what I’m saying; I’m an alpha male!”
“… Do you need a hug?”
*Single tear drop as he nods.*
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I’m an alpha male!”
“You know that alpha males don’t actually exist, right…? That that was a flawed study on wolves in captivity that were scared, insecure, and lashing out?”
“No, that’s what I’m saying; I’m an alpha male!”
“… Do you need a hug?”
*Single tear drop as he nods.*
“You know that alpha males don’t actually exist, right…? That that was a flawed study on wolves in captivity that were scared, insecure, and lashing out?”
“No, that’s what I’m saying; I’m an alpha male!”
“… Do you need a hug?”
*Single tear drop as he nods.*
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Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
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borrowed a genie from @illas.bsky.social for a quick Zeets comic
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
borrowed a genie from @illas.bsky.social for a quick Zeets comic
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Feels like I'm thinking this every week now: How the hell are artists with this degree of skill, experience and fan base in debt?
I'm guessing the answer is "Because they're in the USA."
Stop calling me cynical.
I'm guessing the answer is "Because they're in the USA."
Stop calling me cynical.
As it stands right now, ALL COMPENSATION SKETCH WORKS ARE ON HOLD.
I am in too much debt, and my family is under too much stress.
This is going to take a while to clear, and NO, I do not know how long that will be.
I am in too much debt, and my family is under too much stress.
This is going to take a while to clear, and NO, I do not know how long that will be.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Feels like I'm thinking this every week now: How the hell are artists with this degree of skill, experience and fan base in debt?
I'm guessing the answer is "Because they're in the USA."
Stop calling me cynical.
I'm guessing the answer is "Because they're in the USA."
Stop calling me cynical.
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Christian Nationalists:
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Christian Nationalists:
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM