Neil Dutton
@ndutton13.bsky.social
Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.
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I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026
Well this is awful news to end the year on. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
Damien Martyn: Former Australia batter in coma in hospital with meningitis
Former Australia batter Damien Martyn, 54, who played 67 Test matches, is in an induced coma in a Queensland hospital after being diagnosed with meningitis..
www.bbc.co.uk
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Well this is awful news to end the year on. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
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The Canadian grocery store clerk’s questions to me, in order:
1. Cash or credit?
2. How could you put him back in power?
1. Cash or credit?
2. How could you put him back in power?
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Canadian grocery store clerk’s questions to me, in order:
1. Cash or credit?
2. How could you put him back in power?
1. Cash or credit?
2. How could you put him back in power?
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No-one has ever taken strength of schedule into account when MVP voting, let's be real.
It's "who played the best in the last 3 games I can remember" ;-p
It's "who played the best in the last 3 games I can remember" ;-p
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
No-one has ever taken strength of schedule into account when MVP voting, let's be real.
It's "who played the best in the last 3 games I can remember" ;-p
It's "who played the best in the last 3 games I can remember" ;-p
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The coming end of "Stranger Things" means one special thing for me:
Never having to hear that awful song again
Never having to hear that awful song again
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The coming end of "Stranger Things" means one special thing for me:
Never having to hear that awful song again
Never having to hear that awful song again
Split the difference and give it to Myles Garrett. 😀
Complicating the MVP discussion:
Matthew Stafford has played the third-hardest schedule of opposing pass defenses. (Harder: TEN, SF)
Drake Maye has played the easiest schedule of opposing pass defenses.
Matthew Stafford has played the third-hardest schedule of opposing pass defenses. (Harder: TEN, SF)
Drake Maye has played the easiest schedule of opposing pass defenses.
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Split the difference and give it to Myles Garrett. 😀
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MY FAMILY SAYS THEY “LOVE ME” BUT I AM A FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION AND THEY DON’T EVEN SEEM TO CARE
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
MY FAMILY SAYS THEY “LOVE ME” BUT I AM A FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION AND THEY DON’T EVEN SEEM TO CARE
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when i find myself in a don henley solo phase
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
when i find myself in a don henley solo phase
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Jalyx Hunt, last 10 games: 36 tackles, 6.5 sacks, 19 QB hits, 2 INTs (one pick-six).
December 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Jalyx Hunt, last 10 games: 36 tackles, 6.5 sacks, 19 QB hits, 2 INTs (one pick-six).
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This is not a 'complain about the refs' post - I'm just legit shocked this was not flagged
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is not a 'complain about the refs' post - I'm just legit shocked this was not flagged
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In 2005 Benedict became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2013 Francis became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2025 Leo became Pope and the Seahawks have won 13 games...
In 2013 Francis became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2025 Leo became Pope and the Seahawks have won 13 games...
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
In 2005 Benedict became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2013 Francis became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2025 Leo became Pope and the Seahawks have won 13 games...
In 2013 Francis became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2025 Leo became Pope and the Seahawks have won 13 games...
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AJ Brown over 1k yards for four straight seasons. First ever Eagle to do that.
December 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
AJ Brown over 1k yards for four straight seasons. First ever Eagle to do that.
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Devonta Smith’s ability to catch through contact at that size is unreal
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Devonta Smith’s ability to catch through contact at that size is unreal
Mike Evans needs only 666 receiving yards in Week 18 to keep his streak of consecutive seasons with 1,000 receiving yards alive.
a man in a cowboy hat and scarf is saying it 's game on now
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat and scarf is saying it 's game on now
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Mike Evans needs only 666 receiving yards in Week 18 to keep his streak of consecutive seasons with 1,000 receiving yards alive.
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I'm completely out in my lone #FantasyFootball championship matchup, so I'm watching the games on #Redzone and researching team cap situations heading into the 2026 league year.
Welcome to the fantasy offseason!
Welcome to the fantasy offseason!
December 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm completely out in my lone #FantasyFootball championship matchup, so I'm watching the games on #Redzone and researching team cap situations heading into the 2026 league year.
Welcome to the fantasy offseason!
Welcome to the fantasy offseason!
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If the Raiders trade Maxx Crosby before June 1st, he would only be a $5M dead cap hit.
Maxx Crosby you are a [INSERT] in 2026...
Maxx Crosby you are a [INSERT] in 2026...
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If the Raiders trade Maxx Crosby before June 1st, he would only be a $5M dead cap hit.
Maxx Crosby you are a [INSERT] in 2026...
Maxx Crosby you are a [INSERT] in 2026...
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it wasn't a fumble, but Cooper DeJean shoving Spencer Brown out of the way before the recovery is the kind of play that's gonna make him mayor of Philly one day
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
it wasn't a fumble, but Cooper DeJean shoving Spencer Brown out of the way before the recovery is the kind of play that's gonna make him mayor of Philly one day
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The number of times I have to see Portnoy's face while watching football on Sundays is signifcantly more than the number of times I would like (zero)
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The number of times I have to see Portnoy's face while watching football on Sundays is signifcantly more than the number of times I would like (zero)
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Dear Giants,
By all means, be competitive, have fun, but for the love of all that is holy, please don't mess up the 1st overall pick AGAIN.
By all means, be competitive, have fun, but for the love of all that is holy, please don't mess up the 1st overall pick AGAIN.
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Dear Giants,
By all means, be competitive, have fun, but for the love of all that is holy, please don't mess up the 1st overall pick AGAIN.
By all means, be competitive, have fun, but for the love of all that is holy, please don't mess up the 1st overall pick AGAIN.
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This is my Barbenheimer
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is my Barbenheimer
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Two kinds of football fans
-Those who watch the Tank Bowl
-Cowards
-Those who watch the Tank Bowl
-Cowards
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Two kinds of football fans
-Those who watch the Tank Bowl
-Cowards
-Those who watch the Tank Bowl
-Cowards
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Misery Formation
Panthers kneeling out a loss. Haven't seen a team do that in a while
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Misery Formation
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myles you have to get him. for the sake of the sport.
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
myles you have to get him. for the sake of the sport.
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Why is Tony Romo singing/attempting (bad) jokes with 1:44 left in a 4-point Week 17 game with big playoff implications?
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why is Tony Romo singing/attempting (bad) jokes with 1:44 left in a 4-point Week 17 game with big playoff implications?