Neil Dutton
@ndutton13.bsky.social
Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.
Mack Hollins SZN.
‼️‼️‼️ INJURY UPDATES ‼️‼️‼️
Rhamondre Stevenson (toe) and Kayshon Boutte (hamstring) are both OUT for Week 11.
Rhamondre Stevenson (toe) and Kayshon Boutte (hamstring) are both OUT for Week 11.
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mack Hollins SZN.
Classic elegance on both sides.
Here is the uniform matchup for Monday night's game between the Dallas Cowboys and Las Vegas Raiders.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Classic elegance on both sides.
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As the nearest coverage defender this season, Quinyon Mitchell has allowed a completion percentage of 45.5% and a success rate of 36.4%.
Both rank 1st in the NFL among the 59 outside CBs with 200+ coverage snaps, per NextGenStats.
Both rank 1st in the NFL among the 59 outside CBs with 200+ coverage snaps, per NextGenStats.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
As the nearest coverage defender this season, Quinyon Mitchell has allowed a completion percentage of 45.5% and a success rate of 36.4%.
Both rank 1st in the NFL among the 59 outside CBs with 200+ coverage snaps, per NextGenStats.
Both rank 1st in the NFL among the 59 outside CBs with 200+ coverage snaps, per NextGenStats.
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These assholes deserve empty stadiums
FIFA has raised ticket prices for dozens of 2026 World Cup games, in some cases by more than 20%.
Most upper-deck tickets to the World Cup final are now $5,055 or $3,450.
Increases for two of three USMNT games.
Details @theathletic.com:
Most upper-deck tickets to the World Cup final are now $5,055 or $3,450.
Increases for two of three USMNT games.
Details @theathletic.com:
2026 World Cup ticket prices jump; FIFA targets knockout rounds, USMNT games, cohosts
Another purchasing window has opened for 2026 World Cup tickets, and dynamic pricing is in full effect
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
These assholes deserve empty stadiums
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Cards got MHJ and Zay Jones out?
it’s time for the DORTCHURE CHAMBER
it’s time for the DORTCHURE CHAMBER
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cards got MHJ and Zay Jones out?
it’s time for the DORTCHURE CHAMBER
it’s time for the DORTCHURE CHAMBER
Would love to try out some NFL injury report reasons with my bosses. “Hey boss, I can’t come to work today. I got knee soreness.”
“Dutton get your arse in, now.”
“Dutton get your arse in, now.”
UPDATE: It is being reported as "knee soreness" for Lamar Jackson. He is expected to practice tomorrow.
📣📣📣 NEWS UPDATE 📣📣📣
Lamar Jackson is not practicing today after taking a lot of hard hits on Sunday
Per @jamisonhensley.bsky.social
Lamar Jackson is not practicing today after taking a lot of hard hits on Sunday
Per @jamisonhensley.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Would love to try out some NFL injury report reasons with my bosses. “Hey boss, I can’t come to work today. I got knee soreness.”
“Dutton get your arse in, now.”
“Dutton get your arse in, now.”
My message to the world.
Don't be daft.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My message to the world.
Rise up, king.
📈📈📈 INJURY UPDATE 📈📈📈
Oronde Gadsden (quad) will practice on Wednesday.
Oronde Gadsden (quad) will practice on Wednesday.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Rise up, king.
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It’s back from our nightmares
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s back from our nightmares
The leagues most fantasy unfriendly offense just added another silencer.
📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣
The Broncos are signing WR Lil'Jordan Humphrey off the Giants’ practice squad. Humphrey is now returning to Denver, and he is likely to play in Week 11.
The Broncos are signing WR Lil'Jordan Humphrey off the Giants’ practice squad. Humphrey is now returning to Denver, and he is likely to play in Week 11.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The leagues most fantasy unfriendly offense just added another silencer.
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Me: *on my deathbed* Tell my wi…tell my wi..
Nurse: What are you trying to say, Bryn?
Me: Tell my window cleaner, he always did a great job
Nurse: What are you trying to say, Bryn?
Me: Tell my window cleaner, he always did a great job
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Me: *on my deathbed* Tell my wi…tell my wi..
Nurse: What are you trying to say, Bryn?
Me: Tell my window cleaner, he always did a great job
Nurse: What are you trying to say, Bryn?
Me: Tell my window cleaner, he always did a great job
Antonio Brown Pleads Not Guilty to Attempted Murder Charge. www.gridiron-magazine.com?nfl=brown-pl...
BROWN PLEADS NOT GUILTY TO MURDER CHAGE - Gridiron Magazine
The crazy post-NFL life of Antonio Brown shows absolutely no signs of stopping, with news that the former Steelers, Raiders and Buccaneers wide receiver has pleaded not guilty to charges of attempted ...
www.gridiron-magazine.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Antonio Brown Pleads Not Guilty to Attempted Murder Charge. www.gridiron-magazine.com?nfl=brown-pl...
Testing Trials Ahead for L’Jarius Sneed. www.gridiron-magazine.com?nfl=differen...
DIFFERENT TRIAL IN TOUGH YEAR FOR SNEED, TITANS - Gridiron Magazine
It’s not exactly been a dream period for cornerback L’Jarius Sneed since he was traded to the Tennessee Titans after starring for the Kansas City Chiefs — and things just got tougher. Sneed has played...
www.gridiron-magazine.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Testing Trials Ahead for L’Jarius Sneed. www.gridiron-magazine.com?nfl=differen...
Alexander Steps Back to Get Right www.gridiron-magazine.com?nfl=alexande...
ALEXANDER STEPS BACK TO ‘GET RIGHT’ - Gridiron Magazine
In a sport where players sometimes place unrealistic demands on their own body and mind to ‘get right’ to play, it is unusual — but welcome — to see one putting themselves, rather than the game, first...
www.gridiron-magazine.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Alexander Steps Back to Get Right www.gridiron-magazine.com?nfl=alexande...
“If you’re a tit.”
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“If you’re a tit.”
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Oops, forgot to update the Bryce Huff sack tracker
www.phillyvoice.com/bryce-huff-s...
www.phillyvoice.com/bryce-huff-s...
Bryce Huff sack tracker
The Eagles need Bryce Huff to be productive this season.
www.phillyvoice.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oops, forgot to update the Bryce Huff sack tracker
www.phillyvoice.com/bryce-huff-s...
www.phillyvoice.com/bryce-huff-s...
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meanwhile, on the other hellscape, the fantasy platform Sleeper is posting racist memes
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
meanwhile, on the other hellscape, the fantasy platform Sleeper is posting racist memes
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Today is my 11 year heart-attack-iversary
I'm grateful for the perspective it gave me.
Cherish the moments, especially fleeting time with my kids. stress less over little things, keep striving to be the best version of myself.
Thankful to be here and for my friends and family. Love you.
I'm grateful for the perspective it gave me.
Cherish the moments, especially fleeting time with my kids. stress less over little things, keep striving to be the best version of myself.
Thankful to be here and for my friends and family. Love you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Today is my 11 year heart-attack-iversary
I'm grateful for the perspective it gave me.
Cherish the moments, especially fleeting time with my kids. stress less over little things, keep striving to be the best version of myself.
Thankful to be here and for my friends and family. Love you.
I'm grateful for the perspective it gave me.
Cherish the moments, especially fleeting time with my kids. stress less over little things, keep striving to be the best version of myself.
Thankful to be here and for my friends and family. Love you.
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The Jets' social media team is doing tremendous work in unintentional comedy this season. Honestly I respect it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Jets' social media team is doing tremendous work in unintentional comedy this season. Honestly I respect it.
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taken from my college honors thesis, “On Stairs.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
taken from my college honors thesis, “On Stairs.”
It is once again time for Cardio Cade.
Looking for tight end help in Week 11 of the NFL season? Never fear; these three players are available and ready to play. buff.ly/DBq4U9C
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It is once again time for Cardio Cade.
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‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️
Jameis Winston has been elevated to No. 2 QB and is expected to start Sunday in the event Jaxson Dart doesn’t clear the concussion protocol.
Per @rapsheet.bsky.social
Jameis Winston has been elevated to No. 2 QB and is expected to start Sunday in the event Jaxson Dart doesn’t clear the concussion protocol.
Per @rapsheet.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️
Jameis Winston has been elevated to No. 2 QB and is expected to start Sunday in the event Jaxson Dart doesn’t clear the concussion protocol.
Per @rapsheet.bsky.social
Jameis Winston has been elevated to No. 2 QB and is expected to start Sunday in the event Jaxson Dart doesn’t clear the concussion protocol.
Per @rapsheet.bsky.social
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Do not let the Travis Hunter news distract you from the fact that the Jaguars blew a 19-point lead heading into the fourth quarter against Davis Mills and the worst OL in football.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Do not let the Travis Hunter news distract you from the fact that the Jaguars blew a 19-point lead heading into the fourth quarter against Davis Mills and the worst OL in football.
Never saw this coming.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Never saw this coming.