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Neil Dutton
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Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.
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Are you new to playing fantasy football and unsure what things like "air yards" and "WOPR" mean? Advanced metrics sound intimidating, but this week's 'Five Tips' explains a few of those key stats in plain terms. Check it out at @fantasypoints.com:

www.fantasypoints.com/nfl/articles...
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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you never spin me right round like a record baby anymore
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What’s frightening is that despite the high rate of avoiding sacks, Cam Ward is still leading the league with 38 sacks and 295 yards lost on sacks.
Slippery when pressured 😎
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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These people will literally go on tv essentially defending a grown man sleeping with 15 year-olds (rape, FYI!) in service of a political allegiance.

At this point how can anyone say this isn’t a cult?

And how do we get folks out of it?
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Breathing exercises seem silly, but they help. All these different grounding techniques seem silly, but they help.

Problem is, when my anxiety gets so bad, it's difficult to convince myself to do them. I just want to shut down. Life would be a lot less stressful if I'd just use those techniques.
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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And I'm telling ESPN to take Pat McAfee off my screen and stop reminding me to bet on how many times RedZone will show an exposed leg bone but we can't always get what we want
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Just a gentle reminder that “under-age women”, often used to describe the people those powerful, rich men are alleged to have had sexual relations with, is not a thing. They’re called girls, or put another way, children. And that’s rape.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Same way there’s a difference between rational compassionate human beings and amoral idiots?
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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There are a lot of objectionable forms of posting but the lowest might be “tell me you haven’t so and so without telling me you haven’t so and so”
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Nat and the Guys are back with their standard fayre, plus there’s a few #DFS plays from yours truly. Enjoy! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Edge Rush Week 11 NFL Picks : Chiefs/Broncos, Rams/Seahawks, Eagles/Lions & more!
Podcast Episode · The Nat Coombs Show · 13/11/2025 · 58m
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November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Tua Tagovailoa in Spain (real)
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car

he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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One of the weirder things with professional coaches is when they come out after a game and they're like "We didn't mean to give this guy that kind of workload" when their job is to mean to give players certain workloads
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I've got some waiver wire guys to consider in your starting lineups this week. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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De’Von Achane and Jaylen Waddle were both highly impressed by the facilites here at Atletico Madrid.

Achane said it’s cool to explore new places coming from where they’re from (Houston)
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
After listening to @livingthestream.bsky.social I must offer a post dated apology to @dennycarter.bsky.social and @lateroundqb.bsky.social for not offering CC when they used to podcast with me back in the day.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Hitting free agency soon.

DM’s are open.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Mack Hollins SZN.
‼️‼️‼️ INJURY UPDATES ‼️‼️‼️

Rhamondre Stevenson (toe) and Kayshon Boutte (hamstring) are both OUT for Week 11.
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Classic elegance on both sides.
Here is the uniform matchup for Monday night's game between the Dallas Cowboys and Las Vegas Raiders.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM