Naomi 🐺
@naomiwolf.bsky.social
music. ice cream. bicycles. brooklyn.
not that naomi wolf
www.wolfpints.com
not that naomi wolf
www.wolfpints.com
Pinned
Naomi 🐺
@naomiwolf.bsky.social
· Jan 12
just feels important to point out once again that I am NOT that Naomi Wolf
I once broke my foot in my sleep. literally went to bed fine and woke up unable to walk
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I once broke my foot in my sleep. literally went to bed fine and woke up unable to walk
welp, looks like my GI is no longer in network because of the dumb split between Anthem & Mt Sinai cool cool cool :this is fine gif:
currently waiting to find out if I'll still be able to see the GI I've gone to for nearly a decade for my chronic stomach shit 🫠😵💫🤬
Once again begging journalists to write about Mount Sinai, one of the biggest hospital systems in NYC, splitting with Anthem, one of the biggest insurers in NYC. Crickets!!!
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
welp, looks like my GI is no longer in network because of the dumb split between Anthem & Mt Sinai cool cool cool :this is fine gif:
currently waiting to find out if I'll still be able to see the GI I've gone to for nearly a decade for my chronic stomach shit 🫠😵💫🤬
Once again begging journalists to write about Mount Sinai, one of the biggest hospital systems in NYC, splitting with Anthem, one of the biggest insurers in NYC. Crickets!!!
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
currently waiting to find out if I'll still be able to see the GI I've gone to for nearly a decade for my chronic stomach shit 🫠😵💫🤬
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
the socialist hellscape begins
Mandy Patinkin just showed up at City Hall ahead of Zohran Mamdani's inauguration and sung with a bunch of kids from the PS22 chorus.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
the socialist hellscape begins
it's difficult to articulate just how devastated I am to have missed phish doing an ice cream gag
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
it's difficult to articulate just how devastated I am to have missed phish doing an ice cream gag
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
It’s almost time to say farewell to the MetroCard and to 2025. But where do you go when the swipes go out? Tap and ride on your way to the Garden for Phish’s annual NYE run and listen up for Trey’s announcements in the subway system on your way there!
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It’s almost time to say farewell to the MetroCard and to 2025. But where do you go when the swipes go out? Tap and ride on your way to the Garden for Phish’s annual NYE run and listen up for Trey’s announcements in the subway system on your way there!
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
But for real tho, I’d watch a whole home interiors show about #HeatedRivalry. I mean, the kitchens ALONE.
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
But for real tho, I’d watch a whole home interiors show about #HeatedRivalry. I mean, the kitchens ALONE.
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
I want bicycle infrastructure that’s safe enough to do this
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I want bicycle infrastructure that’s safe enough to do this
during the time Other Naomi was a visiting prof at Stony Brook she emailed me an op-ed someone else wrote from her .edu address
I sent a very nice reply offering to forward any future emails her way
I also included the op-ed, which my friend and I had red lined to death
never heard back
I sent a very nice reply offering to forward any future emails her way
I also included the op-ed, which my friend and I had red lined to death
never heard back
You’ll never guess who else experienced ‘racism’ on the job market despite their unimpeachable academic credentials.
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
during the time Other Naomi was a visiting prof at Stony Brook she emailed me an op-ed someone else wrote from her .edu address
I sent a very nice reply offering to forward any future emails her way
I also included the op-ed, which my friend and I had red lined to death
never heard back
I sent a very nice reply offering to forward any future emails her way
I also included the op-ed, which my friend and I had red lined to death
never heard back
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
I don’t require sports accuracy but I do expect hot men looking accurately hot accuracy
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don’t require sports accuracy but I do expect hot men looking accurately hot accuracy
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
I know this is deeply pedantic and irrational and that shooting schedules for TV are tricky, but surely there must have been a way to coordinate the three short (definitely-not-the-Stanley) Cup victory scenes in Heated Rivalry so that the boys could accurately have scruffy playoff beards
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I know this is deeply pedantic and irrational and that shooting schedules for TV are tricky, but surely there must have been a way to coordinate the three short (definitely-not-the-Stanley) Cup victory scenes in Heated Rivalry so that the boys could accurately have scruffy playoff beards
I will just never understand the mindset of someone who exchanges several messages and schedules a time to pick up a piece of furniture and only when I check in to make sure they're still coming does it occur to them to measure to see if the item will fit
(it will not)
(it will not)
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I will just never understand the mindset of someone who exchanges several messages and schedules a time to pick up a piece of furniture and only when I check in to make sure they're still coming does it occur to them to measure to see if the item will fit
(it will not)
(it will not)
a delightful thing about my new apartment is that there's actually a good window spot for my menorah!!
all my windows face the back of the building, so only the people in the house behind me can see it, but still i was very excited last night to finally put it in the window where it belongs!
all my windows face the back of the building, so only the people in the house behind me can see it, but still i was very excited last night to finally put it in the window where it belongs!
Annual reminder that if you see a menorah in someone’s window, that’s an act of defiance against bigotry and hate. It’s also pride and bravery.
It’s says “a Jew lives here” and that’s both painting a target but also reminding everyone that we still exist and we always will.
It’s says “a Jew lives here” and that’s both painting a target but also reminding everyone that we still exist and we always will.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
a delightful thing about my new apartment is that there's actually a good window spot for my menorah!!
all my windows face the back of the building, so only the people in the house behind me can see it, but still i was very excited last night to finally put it in the window where it belongs!
all my windows face the back of the building, so only the people in the house behind me can see it, but still i was very excited last night to finally put it in the window where it belongs!
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
This is one reason among many why I've tried to structure my life around almost never having to get in a car.
It’s important to contextualize just how much less safe American drivers are than everywhere else in the world, and it’s getting worse!
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is one reason among many why I've tried to structure my life around almost never having to get in a car.
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
I’ve drawn all 50 states 1/50
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’ve drawn all 50 states 1/50
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
Reposted by Naomi 🐺
Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Here he is taking the photo.