naiad 🩵
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I follow back unless you’re one of those “30k following” accounts
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I follow back unless you’re one of those “30k following” accounts
❤️ Pets: dog, cat, leopard gecko, 5 mice, amblypygi
Screenshot from the beginning of The Creator—so sick
December 25, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Screenshot from the beginning of The Creator—so sick
I just watched The Creator and HOLY FUCK god damn wowowowowowowow
December 25, 2023 at 5:09 AM
I just watched The Creator and HOLY FUCK god damn wowowowowowowow
I finally have the energy and motivation to work and I lose my glasses 😭
December 8, 2023 at 9:36 PM
I finally have the energy and motivation to work and I lose my glasses 😭
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Back in 2016, the idea that Trump's worst impulses would be tempered by more experienced appointees seemed plausible enough. It even held true, to a degree.
No-one is saying that now, because the people around Trump will be like this guy.
No-one is saying that now, because the people around Trump will be like this guy.
Leaving aside the nakedly authoritarian nature of what Kash is saying here, it's also really fucking illegal. Like not even a stretch. Just balls-out illegal.
December 6, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Back in 2016, the idea that Trump's worst impulses would be tempered by more experienced appointees seemed plausible enough. It even held true, to a degree.
No-one is saying that now, because the people around Trump will be like this guy.
No-one is saying that now, because the people around Trump will be like this guy.
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so between this and elf on the shelf it’s pretty clear you can just add Santa lore if you have a budget. so what’s our gofundme going to add
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was invented in 1939 by a catalog writer at Montgomery Ward in Chicago - and he had merch from the beginning.
www.npr.org/2015/12/25/4...
www.npr.org/2015/12/25/4...
December 4, 2023 at 3:59 PM
so between this and elf on the shelf it’s pretty clear you can just add Santa lore if you have a budget. so what’s our gofundme going to add
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Reminder: these “disclaimers” in an account bio mean, respectively, “the entire purpose of this account is to steal other people’s work” and “we don’t care who they are”. I don’t know why such accounts are allowed here.
Don’t follow or promote content theft accounts. They make the internet worse.
Don’t follow or promote content theft accounts. They make the internet worse.
December 3, 2023 at 11:50 AM
Reminder: these “disclaimers” in an account bio mean, respectively, “the entire purpose of this account is to steal other people’s work” and “we don’t care who they are”. I don’t know why such accounts are allowed here.
Don’t follow or promote content theft accounts. They make the internet worse.
Don’t follow or promote content theft accounts. They make the internet worse.
Sirius XM needs to just give up
December 2, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Sirius XM needs to just give up
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Severance is like if The Good Place fucked Cabin In The Woods and had the most twisted weird awesome baby
November 24, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Severance is like if The Good Place fucked Cabin In The Woods and had the most twisted weird awesome baby
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I LOVE HAVING AN APP FOR EVERYTHING I WANT APPS FOR EVERYTHING I WANT MORE APPS GIVE ME MORE APPS I WANT TO HAVE AS MANY MANDATORY APPS AS POSSIBLE TO DO BASIC ERRANDS AND FUNCTIONS I WANT A MAIL APP AND A LAUNDRY APP AND A DISHES APP AND A GROCERY APP AND A RENT APP AND AN HVAC APP AND A SLEEP APP-
November 22, 2023 at 10:53 PM
I LOVE HAVING AN APP FOR EVERYTHING I WANT APPS FOR EVERYTHING I WANT MORE APPS GIVE ME MORE APPS I WANT TO HAVE AS MANY MANDATORY APPS AS POSSIBLE TO DO BASIC ERRANDS AND FUNCTIONS I WANT A MAIL APP AND A LAUNDRY APP AND A DISHES APP AND A GROCERY APP AND A RENT APP AND AN HVAC APP AND A SLEEP APP-
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one reason the IDF is losing the propaganda war is that at some point, after you lie enough times, people will stop trying to parse every claim and just assume you’re lying. this is simple enough that there’s a children’s story about it
November 15, 2023 at 11:04 PM
one reason the IDF is losing the propaganda war is that at some point, after you lie enough times, people will stop trying to parse every claim and just assume you’re lying. this is simple enough that there’s a children’s story about it
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just absolutely amazing to see trump running on a platform of 'i will kill communists' and literal communists being like 'idk i don't see the difference.'
November 12, 2023 at 1:56 AM
just absolutely amazing to see trump running on a platform of 'i will kill communists' and literal communists being like 'idk i don't see the difference.'
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absolutely fucking terrifying mindset. this is literally panopticon brought to its logical conclusion. imagine having every mistake in your life memorialized forever by all who witnessed it, in crystal clear high definition, immediately uploadable to social media
This isn’t how any of this works. Not sure if this could be more wrong. www.thetimes.co.uk/article/the-...
November 13, 2023 at 1:01 AM
absolutely fucking terrifying mindset. this is literally panopticon brought to its logical conclusion. imagine having every mistake in your life memorialized forever by all who witnessed it, in crystal clear high definition, immediately uploadable to social media
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This is a story I can't stop thinking about. Mostly because if an adult, who was loved and accomplished, feels like this in the face of the GOP's war on trans rights. Imagine how the kids feel.
Alabama town grieves mayor who killed himself after far-right blog outed him
Alabama town grieves mayor who killed himself after far-right blog outed him
1819 News published images of FL ‘Bubba’ Copeland of Smiths Station dressing as a woman in addition to his erotic fiction
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2023 at 12:35 PM
This is a story I can't stop thinking about. Mostly because if an adult, who was loved and accomplished, feels like this in the face of the GOP's war on trans rights. Imagine how the kids feel.
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Trump is going full-on Hitler.
The astonishing part is that he will be the nominee of a major American political party.
People forget that there were pro-Hitler demonstrations here in the 1930s.
The astonishing part is that he will be the nominee of a major American political party.
People forget that there were pro-Hitler demonstrations here in the 1930s.
November 12, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Trump is going full-on Hitler.
The astonishing part is that he will be the nominee of a major American political party.
People forget that there were pro-Hitler demonstrations here in the 1930s.
The astonishing part is that he will be the nominee of a major American political party.
People forget that there were pro-Hitler demonstrations here in the 1930s.
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What the everloving fuck. Writing about this in the newsletter today but I had to share now: Ohio Republicans say that "to prevent mischief by pro-abortion courts with Issue 1, Ohio legislators will consider removing jurisdiction from the judiciary." ohiohouse.gov/news/republi...
DECEPTIVE OHIO ISSUE 1 MISLED THE PUBLIC BUT DOESN'T REPEAL OUR LAWS
COLUMBUS, OH - Ohio Legislators will be introducing several bills to address this issue in the coming weeks.
“Foreign billionaires don't get to make Ohio laws,” said...
ohiohouse.gov
November 10, 2023 at 5:59 PM
What the everloving fuck. Writing about this in the newsletter today but I had to share now: Ohio Republicans say that "to prevent mischief by pro-abortion courts with Issue 1, Ohio legislators will consider removing jurisdiction from the judiciary." ohiohouse.gov/news/republi...
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Transeratops for trans friends ✨️🏳️⚧️
Coming soon~
Coming soon~
November 10, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Transeratops for trans friends ✨️🏳️⚧️
Coming soon~
Coming soon~
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Y'all. Virginia, too. What a night.
Danica Roem, a trans lawmaker in the House of Delegates, is headed to the Senate.
Danica Roem, a trans lawmaker in the House of Delegates, is headed to the Senate.
November 8, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Y'all. Virginia, too. What a night.
Danica Roem, a trans lawmaker in the House of Delegates, is headed to the Senate.
Danica Roem, a trans lawmaker in the House of Delegates, is headed to the Senate.
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Abortion winning in Ohio is fucking HUGE
November 8, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Abortion winning in Ohio is fucking HUGE
My debt makes me want to pass away
November 8, 2023 at 2:13 AM
My debt makes me want to pass away
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Writer: There's also a wooden, dead-eyed Secretary of State
Exec (head in hands): don't
Writer: his name is Aint Blinken
Exec: you're fired
Exec (head in hands): don't
Writer: his name is Aint Blinken
Exec: you're fired
November 3, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Writer: There's also a wooden, dead-eyed Secretary of State
Exec (head in hands): don't
Writer: his name is Aint Blinken
Exec: you're fired
Exec (head in hands): don't
Writer: his name is Aint Blinken
Exec: you're fired
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Writer: there are also two senators
Exec: we’re done here
Writer: one’s a twee cloying goofball who’s secretly a totally amoral political operator
Exec: ugh just tell me
Writer: Christian Cinema
Exec: [stony silence]
Writer: the other senator is a cruel rich guy named Joe Mansion
Exec: FUCK YOU
Exec: we’re done here
Writer: one’s a twee cloying goofball who’s secretly a totally amoral political operator
Exec: ugh just tell me
Writer: Christian Cinema
Exec: [stony silence]
Writer: the other senator is a cruel rich guy named Joe Mansion
Exec: FUCK YOU
November 3, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Writer: there are also two senators
Exec: we’re done here
Writer: one’s a twee cloying goofball who’s secretly a totally amoral political operator
Exec: ugh just tell me
Writer: Christian Cinema
Exec: [stony silence]
Writer: the other senator is a cruel rich guy named Joe Mansion
Exec: FUCK YOU
Exec: we’re done here
Writer: one’s a twee cloying goofball who’s secretly a totally amoral political operator
Exec: ugh just tell me
Writer: Christian Cinema
Exec: [stony silence]
Writer: the other senator is a cruel rich guy named Joe Mansion
Exec: FUCK YOU
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Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
November 3, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
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almost tried to text my cat just now
November 1, 2023 at 11:04 PM
almost tried to text my cat just now
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hello everybody and welcome to the Fall 2023 Discourse Games, where we will compete to see who can make the best New Discourse! the rules are thus:
November 1, 2023 at 5:54 PM
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