Duncan Deeznuts
@parasocialista.bsky.social
Time to make the content
*Spider-Man pointing intensifies*
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
*Spider-Man pointing intensifies*
Waiting for the network to pivot
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Waiting for the network to pivot
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Birthday sushi $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at medicine please help me solve this. my family is dying of mercury poisoning
Data $150
Rent $800
Birthday sushi $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at medicine please help me solve this. my family is dying of mercury poisoning
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Birthday sushi $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at medicine please help me solve this. my family is dying of mercury poisoning
Data $150
Rent $800
Birthday sushi $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at medicine please help me solve this. my family is dying of mercury poisoning
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Jesus Arturto Jimenez: if you're going to do advance scouting in plain clothes hours before Border Patrol raids in the San Fernando Valley, best not to leave your PIV card where it can be photographed. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #LosAngeles
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Jesus Arturto Jimenez: if you're going to do advance scouting in plain clothes hours before Border Patrol raids in the San Fernando Valley, best not to leave your PIV card where it can be photographed. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #LosAngeles
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A 21-year-old in Santa Ana was permanently blinded in one eye after a DHS agent fired a “less-lethal” round at close range.
K’s gofundme is here
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
K’s gofundme is here
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds, organized by Sarah Gallimore
Posting on behalf of my friend:
On Friday, 1/9, hundreds protester… Sarah Gallimore needs your support for Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds
www.gofundme.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
A 21-year-old in Santa Ana was permanently blinded in one eye after a DHS agent fired a “less-lethal” round at close range.
K’s gofundme is here
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
K’s gofundme is here
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
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Verizon and the corrupt Trump FCC are killing rules that make it easier to switch carriers via fully unlocked phones.
The decision is based on a lie that adhering to these public interest provisions is increasing "fraud," a lie Reuters is happy to parrot in its headline
journalisms!
The decision is based on a lie that adhering to these public interest provisions is increasing "fraud," a lie Reuters is happy to parrot in its headline
journalisms!
FCC revises Verizon phone unlocking rules after significant fraud issues
The Federal Communications Commission revised a long-standing rule that required Verizon Communications to unlock its mobile phones 60 days after activation, which it said is costing the telecommunica...
www.reuters.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Verizon and the corrupt Trump FCC are killing rules that make it easier to switch carriers via fully unlocked phones.
The decision is based on a lie that adhering to these public interest provisions is increasing "fraud," a lie Reuters is happy to parrot in its headline
journalisms!
The decision is based on a lie that adhering to these public interest provisions is increasing "fraud," a lie Reuters is happy to parrot in its headline
journalisms!
So this is gonna be rewritten to force mandatory QR codes on everyone, right?
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
So this is gonna be rewritten to force mandatory QR codes on everyone, right?
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6 U.S. Air Force Stratotankers (aerial refueling planes) are currently leaving Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar while the U.S. prepares to attack Iran.
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
6 U.S. Air Force Stratotankers (aerial refueling planes) are currently leaving Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar while the U.S. prepares to attack Iran.
Can you imagine how much quicker the US could have justified invading Iraq over nonexistent yellow cake and mobile chemical weapons units if Grok could just hallucinate in an NSC report
![The chief constable of one of Britain's largest police forces has admitted that Microsoft's Copilot AI assistant made a mistake in a football (soccer) intelligence report. The report, which led to Israeli football fans being banned from a match last year, included a nonexistent match between West Ham and Maccabi Tel Aviv.
Copilot hallucinated the game and West Midlands Police included the error in its intelligence report. "On Friday afternoon I became aware that the erroneous result concerning the West Ham v Maccabi Tel Aviv match arose as result of a use of Microsoft Co Pilot [sic]," says Craig Guildford, chief constable of West Midlands Police, in a letter to the Home Affairs Committee earlier this week. Guildford previously denied in December that the West Midlands Police had used AI to prepare the report, blaming "social media scraping" for the error.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t253pqf22arlgqwnmwy5xkns/bafkreigzbfbo5s4k2mby4ed4by3j43isggew3m2beyczadc3jeaxrsadle@jpeg)
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Can you imagine how much quicker the US could have justified invading Iraq over nonexistent yellow cake and mobile chemical weapons units if Grok could just hallucinate in an NSC report
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Wear boots.
A cheap leather jacket is "good enough" protection for your torso from most munitions.
The only other *must have* protection from impact munitions (and this one surprised people) : WEAR BOOTS, not sneakers.
Munitions skip along the ground I've seen people's toes literally explode in sneakers.
The only other *must have* protection from impact munitions (and this one surprised people) : WEAR BOOTS, not sneakers.
Munitions skip along the ground I've seen people's toes literally explode in sneakers.
January 13, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Wear boots.
It turns out that the federal government cannot halt a multi billion dollar construction project by claiming "5G bro"
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM
It turns out that the federal government cannot halt a multi billion dollar construction project by claiming "5G bro"
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Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then it's Saturday.
Rep. Angie Craig: "We were told because this facility is being funding by the 'Big Beautiful Bill,' not the congressional appropriations act, that we would not be allowed to enter the facility. That's complete nonsense ... I informed them they were violating the law. They said they didn't care."
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then it's Saturday.
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Okay, time to dust this one off and take it out of the meme vault.
WATER
ONLY WATER
ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES
#OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice
WATER
ONLY WATER
ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES
#OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Okay, time to dust this one off and take it out of the meme vault.
WATER
ONLY WATER
ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES
#OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice
WATER
ONLY WATER
ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES
#OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice
Henry Kissinger's legacy is safe
January 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Henry Kissinger's legacy is safe
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Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family.
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A team of content creators, not wearing any kind of uniform jumped out of the car and filmed the arrests.
January 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
A team of content creators, not wearing any kind of uniform jumped out of the car and filmed the arrests.
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Sometimes you just have to let @lopatto.bsky.social say it out loud www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?
www.theverge.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Sometimes you just have to let @lopatto.bsky.social say it out loud www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
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So a CBS Evening News reporter actually did a pretty solid breakdown of the ICE murder video, talking to a former agent who details all the ways Ross messed up. And yet: It didn’t air on the actual show tonight. CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already youtu.be/6ywLEESFDu0?...
Retired ICE agent breaks down deadly Minneapolis shooting
YouTube video by CBS Evening News
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
So a CBS Evening News reporter actually did a pretty solid breakdown of the ICE murder video, talking to a former agent who details all the ways Ross messed up. And yet: It didn’t air on the actual show tonight. CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already youtu.be/6ywLEESFDu0?...
This guy gets it
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
This guy gets it
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one wonders if it was someone in a decision making capacity making this bet www.axios.com/2026/01/03/m...
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
one wonders if it was someone in a decision making capacity making this bet www.axios.com/2026/01/03/m...
Two lies and a truth, that's the Donald Trump promise (also a lie)
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Two lies and a truth, that's the Donald Trump promise (also a lie)
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