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Duncan Deeznuts
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“During days of torture and abuse, an Israeli soldier carved a Star of David into Ahmad’s back with a knife. Another soldier carved a smiley face into Nadia’s father’s neck.”

This happened *at a university* in Gaza.

And yet our institutions still collaborate with Israeli schools.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Unless it is a Robocop 1 finale style firing this proposed punishment is not commensurate with the severity of the crime
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it"
What a great headline
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Trump admin's combination of malice and stupidity is staggering

"The coal plant is one of two... that the Trump administration has moved to keep open... [they] emit 45% of [Michigan's] greenhouse gas pollution.
"[It] is costing customers $615,000 per day [and] has been in place for six months"
Trump order to keep Michigan power plant open costs taxpayers $113m
Critics say JH Campbell coal-fired plant in western Michigan is expensive and emits high levels of toxic pollution
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Still processing the story of the dine and dash influencer who tried to get out of paying a $150 check by offering a pair of scissors from her purse, was arrested and jailed in Rikers, and whose landlord is [checks notes] ELIOT SPITZER

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It's official: crime is legal in the District of Columbia
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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My great uncle ran this theater before he passed last year. What small minded fascists
Israel’s National Security Minister Ben-Gvir ordered that a performance by children in the Palestinian National Theatre be raided and closed down just before the children were due to perform.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I think we have a winner for "Worst Headline/Subheading of 2025"

Reading it I have no idea if the CDC is for or against vaccines, or what Bill Cassidy is condemning
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It finally happened
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"The price of admission starts at 75 cents and escalates according to demand.

'Technically, there is no maximum,' said John Goodwin, a spokesperson for the Metropolitan Transportation Commission."

Anticipating $200 tolls when the lane is blocked by an accident
The cost to drive in I-80’s new toll lanes in Solano County will be dictated by an algorithm
The price of driving in the lanes starts at 75 cents and escalates according to demand. “Technically, there is no maximum,” said John Goodwin, a spokesperson for MTC.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wait until the WSJ finds out where iPhones are made
Can Chinese-Made Buses Be Hacked? Norway Drove One Down a Mine to Find Out
The growing prevalence of Chinese technology in Europe’s infrastructure is stoking security concerns across the region.
www.wsj.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It turns out that Zionists realize that giving "facts" justifying genocide in Gaza is considered obscene by anyone with eyes
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"Heck of a job, Bobby."

"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."

(gift link)
C.D.C. Links Measles Outbreaks in Multiple States for the First Time
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who commit crime, and the police who investigate crime committed by the police. These are their stories."

*DUM DUM*
Baltimore Police commander, 3 others suspended amid California criminal investigation
Four members of the Baltimore Police Department are suspended amid a criminal investigation in California, the department confirmed Monday.
www.thebanner.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Getting massive generative AI vibes from this video
Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.

www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"It was actually like I was just feeding myself into the AI meat grinder."

I haven't read a better synopsis of the workforce effects of the current AI boom, straight from the mouth of the consultant doing it

nymag.com/intelligence...
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
regarding the terror group ISIL. what if you do, under some circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

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November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Neutrality and objectivity are not the same thing and are, in fact, often contradictory goals. The objective truth is often not neutral in its political implications, and it would be a useless exercise if it was.
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is it politically incorrect to turn into a corncob?
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM