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Duncan Deeznuts
@parasocialista.bsky.social
Time to make the content
"In the event of my death, please give all my money to these two completely innocent titans of finance, economics, politics, and higher education, who are not related to me by blood or marriage, and have no knowledge of my vast underage sex trafficking and money laundering empire"
December 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is she secretly a genius content demon who knows how to drive eyeballs and clicks to a linear TV network?
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Actually it's like a quarter through

2h22m, are you kidding me
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
wth is this, I just watched it this morning and was gonna clip 50 not knowing how to use the word "debilitating," and Ari pronouncing "melee" phonetically

What a loss for the culture
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reminds me of another cleanup disaster near a school

"We've taken over 34,000 samples [and] 4% of those have come back above our… remediation goals," he said.

The Corps has until 2038 to fully remediate the area of North St. Louis within their FUSRAP boundaries."

abcnews.go.com/US/school-sh...
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
PSA: if Bsky is pushing lame crap onto your feed this is how to get rid of it
December 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Other than LBJ and McNamara no admin officials accepted it was a mistake, and NSA director Marshall Carter testified to a House Appropriations Committee “It couldn’t be anything else but deliberate. There’s just no way you could have a series of circumstances that would justify it being an accident”
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Diplomatic Note From Secretary of State Rusk to the Israeli Ambassador
6/10/67

“both the flag and the ID number of the vessel were readily visible…

In these circumstances, the military attack by Israeli aircraft on the Liberty is quite literally incomprehensible”

history.state.gov/historicaldo...
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
AI is definitely going to replace humans for most menial tasks, TRUST bro
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The supply of pediatric cardiologists is massively greater than demand???

You gotta be kidding me

we do NOT have a crisis of thousands of unemployed pediatric cardiologists competing for 500 open positions
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This has GWB to Obama transition era "unfortunately, due to a technical glitch, we lost Dick Cheney's emails" written all over it
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Honorable"
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
MEGYN KELLY'S TAKE ON "BARELY LEGAL"
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
F Elon Musk

(F=Fargo)
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
When you've lost James Woods, you've lost MAGA
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Climate change increases difficulty of finding appropriate bodies of water for cooling nuclear power plants (cf. Fukushima)

Solar and wind farms increase grid supply, rooftop solar reduces grid demand, and battery storage alleviates intermittency
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
$20 million in startup funding for an 18 year old's police drone project

Guys, I don't think Gen Z will save us
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My dude spent almost a million dollars of Netflix's own money so he could Netflix and chill

Respect
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@sarahkendzior.bsky.social is the child from Omelas
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Look how they massacred my boy
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM