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naiad 🩵
@naiad.bsky.social
140 followers 260 following 350 posts
22, cybersecurity compliance (sorry about that devs.)
I follow back unless you’re one of those “30k following” accounts
❤️ Pets: dog, cat, leopard gecko, 5 mice, amblypygi
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Screenshot from the beginning of The Creator—so sick
“Nirmata” defined as Nepalese for The Creator, the mysterious unknown architect of advanced AI. Second definition, a being worshipped by Artificial Intelligence as their creator; savior; God.
December 25, 2023 at 5:17 AM
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Trump is talking about exterminating citizens that he considers vermin, is the difference
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump In honor of our great Veterans on Veteran's Day, we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our Country, lie, steal, and cheat on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America, and the American Dream. The threat from outside forces is far less sinister, dangerous, and grave, than the threat from within. Despite the hatred and anger of the Radical Left Lunatics who want to destroy our Country, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 4.02k ReTruths 12.2k Likes Nov 11, 2023 at 1:25 PM
November 13, 2023 at 4:54 AM
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She’s awesome, when I was a teenager I messaged her on Facebook and she actually responded 🥹❤️
I said “You are so awesome! Thank you for representing the LGBT community!!!” And she replied “Hi Anne, Thank you so much, that's really kind of you! I'm proudly representing us, rainbow bandanna firmly in place while out door knocking to boot. -Danica”
November 8, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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Nintendo tit oiled have it
A Facebook marketplace listing that literally says “Facebook t it oiled have it” for $40
October 30, 2023 at 1:24 AM
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This is so fun!! I did notice a typo and thought I’d let you know. I love this and I’m going to share it with friends :)
A highlighted sentence where a phrase seemingly repeats
October 18, 2023 at 1:01 AM
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I’m very happy with my makeup :)
My face! I am brunette and wearing a green dress, shimmery eyeshadow and a brown beaded nexklace I’m smiling in this one. My hair is curly.
October 8, 2023 at 12:09 AM
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I’m at my cousin’s wedding and I’m having a great time ❤️❤️❤️
Me taking a mirror pic in a dress I got from Cider :) I am white, brunette, chubby, mot sure how else to describe myself A selfie of me that I. Can’t tell if I actually like but hi :)
October 7, 2023 at 5:24 AM
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Me when the
A cute cat with the caption “I’ve fucking had it with you”
October 5, 2023 at 7:11 AM
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She’s so cute and then she’s so weird 😂
Black and white cat with her face close to my camera, she has little white socks and big green eyes The same cat as before with a weird hunchback. Strange stance.
September 23, 2023 at 1:35 AM
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Just finished Where the Crawdads Sing. What the fucj man
Me with my big glasses pushed to the top of my head, showing that my eyes are read from crying.
September 20, 2023 at 3:13 AM
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I requested my data not be included in Facebook’s generative AI dataset and they said unless I can get it to share my PII then I can fuck off
Hi Anne, Thank you for contacting us. Based on the information provided, we were unable to process your request. To help us process your request, please provide examples or screenshots that show evidence of your personal information (for example, your name, address or phone number) in responses from Meta's generative Al models. Once you provide this evidence, we would be happy to investigate further. If you have any questions about how Meta uses information from our products and services, please see our Privacy Policy: https://www.facebook.com/privacy/policy To learn more about generative Al, and our privacy work in this new space, you can review the information we have in Privacy Center: https://www.facebook.com/privacy/genai Thanks, Privacy Operations
September 19, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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YouTube shorts comments never fail to ruin my day
Someone recommending everyone do a parasite cleanse and everyone asking how they can, including a lady who wants to do it to her kids because they have pets and play in dirt Someone recommending people take ivermectin or EAT DIATOMACEOUS EARTH
September 19, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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he’s so little why did it take that many guys 😭
The National Guard posing with a man who escaped prison in Pennsylvania after brutally murdering his girlfriend. I’ll spare you the details but it was fucked up. He spider walked up two walls to escape the prison then was on the run committing crimes for a while. Finally he hid in a brush area while the National Guard used lots of tactics to finally get him. They posed with him in this silly-looking picture, 20 dudes in camo gear with one literally 5 foot guy. His name is Danelo Cavalcante if you’re interested in googling.
September 19, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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Meme titled “first date”. The left image is labeled “she” and is a picture of a cat appearing to wear tiny brown boots and a pink purse. The right image is labeled “me” and is of an orange cat with his hips set forward in a funny stance.
September 19, 2023 at 2:17 AM
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Traveller/knight crying because the potion seller does not believe he can handle his strongest potions
September 19, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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This is hilarious
Users busted for snitching to get people put on the other contraption mutelists, promoting their use, or gloating that someone was put on one, wrongly banned, etc Tag the @Contraption account to add more narcs to the list Use the browser extension skyfollowerbridge to block em all: bit.ly/3YY1FsQ
September 16, 2023 at 5:41 AM
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She’s a menace 😍❤️
Itty Bit snuggling my roommate while glaring at me. She’s soooo cute.
September 11, 2023 at 8:47 PM
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My roommate’s cat Itty Bit was born on 9/11. I took this pic this morning!! She’s 3 ❤️
A picture of Itty Bit, a mostly-black Tortoiseshell cat with pointy ears and an intense look on her face
September 11, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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It exists!
A screenshot of my language preferences in settings.
September 8, 2023 at 7:10 PM
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Me in a mushroom nightie from Walmart :) Wearing shark slippers :)
September 2, 2023 at 2:16 AM
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Posts like these are the litmus test for age—if you’re young, you laugh and scroll, if you’re old, you write a thinkpiece
A screenshot of a tweet that says “does the red mean the fish is still raw??? Should I cook it more??” With a picture of a fish attached—the fish is visibly currently burning inside. The photo probably wasn’t taken by the person who posted it
August 31, 2023 at 2:34 PM
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Look how it cropped 😭
A picture of Hozier and the Irish President, Apple chose to focus on the President’s face so Hozier’s much taller head is cropped fully out
August 31, 2023 at 1:19 PM
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Lesbians are winning jewelry these are gorgeous
A screenshot of a bracelet by Sophie Harper, the bracelet is thin gold with lesbian flag colored jewels. The lesbian flag made by Emily Gwen! A screenshot of a ring by Perry Street, the ring is gold and has jewels that are a pale version of the lesbian flag by Emily Gwen
August 30, 2023 at 3:28 PM
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A cake with the lettering “I’m sorry for what I said when it was 109 degrees outside” decorated with suns
August 29, 2023 at 9:41 AM
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Welcome!
Pelican with an open mouth, almost like a smile
August 29, 2023 at 6:27 AM