Noel
@n292562.bsky.social
Student of history. Working on my BA in history.
Always learning. Perpetually in college. Regaining pieces of my soul. Former Navy HM. War is a racket. He/him
Always learning. Perpetually in college. Regaining pieces of my soul. Former Navy HM. War is a racket. He/him
Pinned
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Clarifying and answering some of your questions about #grok doxxing me. Thank you @noelleperdue.bsky.social and @404media.co for reporting this story. Stay safe, my friends, and FUCK GROK 💚
February 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Clarifying and answering some of your questions about #grok doxxing me. Thank you @noelleperdue.bsky.social and @404media.co for reporting this story. Stay safe, my friends, and FUCK GROK 💚
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Fair comparison.
February 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Fair comparison.
This has been my go to answer.
February 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This has been my go to answer.
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There's not all bad news in the world. Today is Rush Limbaugh's 1,825th day of sobriety.
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
There's not all bad news in the world. Today is Rush Limbaugh's 1,825th day of sobriety.
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Whitmore from the Rose Garden: “While #PresidentsDay commemorates those who have held this office, it is best honored by remembering the acts those men have carried out to push forward democracy in search of a more perfect union & in an effort to make our nation & our world better for all mankind.”
February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Whitmore from the Rose Garden: “While #PresidentsDay commemorates those who have held this office, it is best honored by remembering the acts those men have carried out to push forward democracy in search of a more perfect union & in an effort to make our nation & our world better for all mankind.”
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We are taking away gravity because it is woke
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
We are taking away gravity because it is woke
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An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.
At ETA-3, one of my squads "lost" a PEQ-15, while doing a patrol in the autumn NC forest. So for a week, we had to search a part of the training area.
For an plastic brown object, in the middle of leaf covered ground.
Come to find out, the fuckin thing was still in the armory.
A Co PEQ Ex
For an plastic brown object, in the middle of leaf covered ground.
Come to find out, the fuckin thing was still in the armory.
A Co PEQ Ex
Fuck a morning coffee, this picture is enough to jolt me awake
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
At ETA-3, one of my squads "lost" a PEQ-15, while doing a patrol in the autumn NC forest. So for a week, we had to search a part of the training area.
For an plastic brown object, in the middle of leaf covered ground.
Come to find out, the fuckin thing was still in the armory.
A Co PEQ Ex
For an plastic brown object, in the middle of leaf covered ground.
Come to find out, the fuckin thing was still in the armory.
A Co PEQ Ex
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i need an emotional support perogi
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i need an emotional support perogi
"Proud to be an American" by the Lee Greenwood. Fuck that noise.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"Proud to be an American" by the Lee Greenwood. Fuck that noise.
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WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.
So, these cats didn't want me to do anything today.
"Hooman, don't get your children from the schools. Just stay here and be our pillow."
"Hooman, don't get your children from the schools. Just stay here and be our pillow."
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
So, these cats didn't want me to do anything today.
"Hooman, don't get your children from the schools. Just stay here and be our pillow."
"Hooman, don't get your children from the schools. Just stay here and be our pillow."
A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less 📺
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less 📺
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Dear future generations,
I won't get to see the better promises for me. But there's a chance I can make those better promises to you. I'll do everything I can.
It's all I've got.
I won't get to see the better promises for me. But there's a chance I can make those better promises to you. I'll do everything I can.
It's all I've got.
It feels like the the final boss version of the "Go to college, get a degree and that will set you up for life" lie that we Millennials were told as kids.
Follow the rules and you'll have a good life.
Okay but I might never get to live in a peacetime pluralistic democracy again and that sucks.
Follow the rules and you'll have a good life.
Okay but I might never get to live in a peacetime pluralistic democracy again and that sucks.
January 31, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Dear future generations,
I won't get to see the better promises for me. But there's a chance I can make those better promises to you. I'll do everything I can.
It's all I've got.
I won't get to see the better promises for me. But there's a chance I can make those better promises to you. I'll do everything I can.
It's all I've got.
Ok timeline cleanser. Show me your teen celebrity crushes in gifs
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Ok timeline cleanser. Show me your teen celebrity crushes in gifs
What 5 classes would you teach based on your life experiences/interests?
1) Giving a shit
2) Intro to poetry
3) Gunpla building
4) Evolution of the butt pack
5) The goodness of Yuengling, washing machine, and a dryer.
1) Giving a shit
2) Intro to poetry
3) Gunpla building
4) Evolution of the butt pack
5) The goodness of Yuengling, washing machine, and a dryer.
What 5 classes would you teach based on your life experiences/interests?
1)Leadership for people who think they aren't leaders but really are
2l Intro to American whiskey shopping
3) AEF coffee & candy acquisition 1917-18
4) House (1977)
5) Memoir-ing for fun and (small) profit
1)Leadership for people who think they aren't leaders but really are
2l Intro to American whiskey shopping
3) AEF coffee & candy acquisition 1917-18
4) House (1977)
5) Memoir-ing for fun and (small) profit
What 5 classes would you teach based on your life experiences/interests?
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
What 5 classes would you teach based on your life experiences/interests?
1) Giving a shit
2) Intro to poetry
3) Gunpla building
4) Evolution of the butt pack
5) The goodness of Yuengling, washing machine, and a dryer.
1) Giving a shit
2) Intro to poetry
3) Gunpla building
4) Evolution of the butt pack
5) The goodness of Yuengling, washing machine, and a dryer.
My last hospital (16-18), I worked on a ward that had dudes medevaced from CENTCOM and we were their first stop CONUS.
In the same ward was a junior Corpsman at her first command.
Now, she is an SNCO working the medevac pipeline overseas.
Fuck war. FDT.
In the same ward was a junior Corpsman at her first command.
Now, she is an SNCO working the medevac pipeline overseas.
Fuck war. FDT.
Breaking News: President Trump is said to be weighing new military options for Iran, including raids inside the country.
Trump Weighs New Military Options Against Iran
The plans being weighed by the president go beyond those he considered weeks ago amid widespread protests against Iran’s government.
nyti.ms
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
My last hospital (16-18), I worked on a ward that had dudes medevaced from CENTCOM and we were their first stop CONUS.
In the same ward was a junior Corpsman at her first command.
Now, she is an SNCO working the medevac pipeline overseas.
Fuck war. FDT.
In the same ward was a junior Corpsman at her first command.
Now, she is an SNCO working the medevac pipeline overseas.
Fuck war. FDT.
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage."
Top Gun: Sausage
Sausage Day
Mister Sausage
The Sausage Mutiny
Hamburger Sausage
Sausage of the Lost Ark
Empire Sausage Back
Rogue Sausage
Sausage Impossible
Sausage Stories
Top Gun: Sausage
Sausage Day
Mister Sausage
The Sausage Mutiny
Hamburger Sausage
Sausage of the Lost Ark
Empire Sausage Back
Rogue Sausage
Sausage Impossible
Sausage Stories
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage."
Jurassic Sausage
The Longest Sausage
A Sausage Too Far
Sausage Encounters of the Third Kind
The Sausage of Oz
Mr. Sausage Goes to Washington
And, of course, the porno classics
Deep Sausage
The Sausage in Miss Jones
Jurassic Sausage
The Longest Sausage
A Sausage Too Far
Sausage Encounters of the Third Kind
The Sausage of Oz
Mr. Sausage Goes to Washington
And, of course, the porno classics
Deep Sausage
The Sausage in Miss Jones
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage"
Sausage Park
Sausage Park
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage."
Top Gun: Sausage
Sausage Day
Mister Sausage
The Sausage Mutiny
Hamburger Sausage
Sausage of the Lost Ark
Empire Sausage Back
Rogue Sausage
Sausage Impossible
Sausage Stories
Top Gun: Sausage
Sausage Day
Mister Sausage
The Sausage Mutiny
Hamburger Sausage
Sausage of the Lost Ark
Empire Sausage Back
Rogue Sausage
Sausage Impossible
Sausage Stories
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Omar: I instinctively tried to, like, punch him…, I was raised with three brothers who were older than me. You learn that maybe taking the first punch when somebody is bigger than you yields you better results.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Omar: I instinctively tried to, like, punch him…, I was raised with three brothers who were older than me. You learn that maybe taking the first punch when somebody is bigger than you yields you better results.
I felt this before the pandemic, when there were kids who were in middle/high school when I was deployed, and now they were junior sailors. And I was the "old man." This was 2016-18 time frame.
reminds me of a friend who explained why recent years have felt so weird to so many millennials here and it’s because “we went into the pandemic young people and came out of it old”
I spoke to a woman at the protest in minneapolis and she explained she wanted to be there in part because "i was a kid when george floyd got killed" and i nearly dropped my recorder
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I felt this before the pandemic, when there were kids who were in middle/high school when I was deployed, and now they were junior sailors. And I was the "old man." This was 2016-18 time frame.
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"“I’m going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents.”
The Geneva Convention disintegrated. The Founding Fathers wept. Somewhere, a federal HR manager clutched their chest and whispered, “No. Not like this.”"
Fucking dying lmaoooo
The Geneva Convention disintegrated. The Founding Fathers wept. Somewhere, a federal HR manager clutched their chest and whispered, “No. Not like this.”"
Fucking dying lmaoooo
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
www.closertotheedge.net
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
"“I’m going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents.”
The Geneva Convention disintegrated. The Founding Fathers wept. Somewhere, a federal HR manager clutched their chest and whispered, “No. Not like this.”"
Fucking dying lmaoooo
The Geneva Convention disintegrated. The Founding Fathers wept. Somewhere, a federal HR manager clutched their chest and whispered, “No. Not like this.”"
Fucking dying lmaoooo
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drunk driving is illegal, so when you see the cop car light up behind you just hurl yourself out the driver's side door of your moving vehicle so you are no longer driving. congratulations: you just beat the system.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
drunk driving is illegal, so when you see the cop car light up behind you just hurl yourself out the driver's side door of your moving vehicle so you are no longer driving. congratulations: you just beat the system.
It feels weird wearing glasses again after 13ish years.
January 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
It feels weird wearing glasses again after 13ish years.