The Ace Tomato Company
@acetomatocompany.bsky.social
A left-wing mob of cybernetically enhanced coyotes into all manner of ill shit.
Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
Pinned
There is no race, national origin, religion, creed, sexual orientation, or gender identity with a monopoly on patriotism.
There is, unfortunately, a certain subset of white heterosexual men who believe they have the right to dictate who is and is not fit to serve.
That latter group can fuck off.
There is, unfortunately, a certain subset of white heterosexual men who believe they have the right to dictate who is and is not fit to serve.
That latter group can fuck off.
Remembering when I returned from a three week TAD in Japan to find a noise complaint from my downstairs neighbor sent through the landlord.
Dated from a week prior.
Bro, I know we went a little hard in Shinjuku but I didn't think you could hear it 5,500 miles away.
Dated from a week prior.
Bro, I know we went a little hard in Shinjuku but I didn't think you could hear it 5,500 miles away.
elmo from sesame street is saying sorry i 'm not sorry .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is saying sorry i 'm not sorry .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Remembering when I returned from a three week TAD in Japan to find a noise complaint from my downstairs neighbor sent through the landlord.
Dated from a week prior.
Bro, I know we went a little hard in Shinjuku but I didn't think you could hear it 5,500 miles away.
Dated from a week prior.
Bro, I know we went a little hard in Shinjuku but I didn't think you could hear it 5,500 miles away.
DeSantis promised to unveil a “robust package” of state AI policies and referenced fears that the current excitement about AI may lead to a financial slump if the technology doesn’t work out as promised.
Werner Herzog, narrating: They blithely continue on as though the house is not already on fire.
Werner Herzog, narrating: They blithely continue on as though the house is not already on fire.
The surprising issue driving a wedge between Trump and his MAGA base — The Washington Post
President Donald Trump’s attempt to block states from regulating AI sparked pushback from Republicans concerned the tech will displace workers and harm children.
apple.news
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
DeSantis promised to unveil a “robust package” of state AI policies and referenced fears that the current excitement about AI may lead to a financial slump if the technology doesn’t work out as promised.
Werner Herzog, narrating: They blithely continue on as though the house is not already on fire.
Werner Herzog, narrating: They blithely continue on as though the house is not already on fire.
John Scalzi, although a menace to burritos, gets it.
I cannot imagine what could possibly go wrong in trying to court-martial an astronaut and pilot decorated multiple times for valor and exceptional service, who is also a sitting senator, for correctly making the point that service members are obliged not to follow unlawful orders
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
John Scalzi, although a menace to burritos, gets it.
1/
Being in the Navy made wardrobe choices for work really easy.
Normal day: brown things.
Working on aircraft day: coverall things.
Airplane ride: zoom bag things.
Important people: white or black fancy things.
Although civilian work clothes are hard sometimes, the shoes?
Being in the Navy made wardrobe choices for work really easy.
Normal day: brown things.
Working on aircraft day: coverall things.
Airplane ride: zoom bag things.
Important people: white or black fancy things.
Although civilian work clothes are hard sometimes, the shoes?
a dog is wrapped in a blanket with the words so comfy in the corner
ALT: a dog is wrapped in a blanket with the words so comfy in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
1/
Being in the Navy made wardrobe choices for work really easy.
Normal day: brown things.
Working on aircraft day: coverall things.
Airplane ride: zoom bag things.
Important people: white or black fancy things.
Although civilian work clothes are hard sometimes, the shoes?
Being in the Navy made wardrobe choices for work really easy.
Normal day: brown things.
Working on aircraft day: coverall things.
Airplane ride: zoom bag things.
Important people: white or black fancy things.
Although civilian work clothes are hard sometimes, the shoes?
Jesus built my car
It's a love affair
Mainly Jesus and my hotrod
Yeah, fuck it.
It's a love affair
Mainly Jesus and my hotrod
Yeah, fuck it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Jesus built my car
It's a love affair
Mainly Jesus and my hotrod
Yeah, fuck it.
It's a love affair
Mainly Jesus and my hotrod
Yeah, fuck it.
Decide to read article in The Atlantic about climate change.
Brain: You should graph adiabatic lapse rates.
Me: Bruh, no. I think we need to do Actual Job Work.
Brain: Math and graphs.
Me: No.
Brain: Math and graphs.
Me: We're going to have to learn more about thermodynamics.
Brain:
Brain: You should graph adiabatic lapse rates.
Me: Bruh, no. I think we need to do Actual Job Work.
Brain: Math and graphs.
Me: No.
Brain: Math and graphs.
Me: We're going to have to learn more about thermodynamics.
Brain:
elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
ALT: elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
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November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Decide to read article in The Atlantic about climate change.
Brain: You should graph adiabatic lapse rates.
Me: Bruh, no. I think we need to do Actual Job Work.
Brain: Math and graphs.
Me: No.
Brain: Math and graphs.
Me: We're going to have to learn more about thermodynamics.
Brain:
Brain: You should graph adiabatic lapse rates.
Me: Bruh, no. I think we need to do Actual Job Work.
Brain: Math and graphs.
Me: No.
Brain: Math and graphs.
Me: We're going to have to learn more about thermodynamics.
Brain:
Images from the NTSB preliminary investigation into the UPS MD-11 crash.
The entirety of the report is worth reading. As a former helicopter mechanic, catastrophic material failures are some scary stuff.
www.ntsb.gov/investigatio...
The entirety of the report is worth reading. As a former helicopter mechanic, catastrophic material failures are some scary stuff.
www.ntsb.gov/investigatio...
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Images from the NTSB preliminary investigation into the UPS MD-11 crash.
The entirety of the report is worth reading. As a former helicopter mechanic, catastrophic material failures are some scary stuff.
www.ntsb.gov/investigatio...
The entirety of the report is worth reading. As a former helicopter mechanic, catastrophic material failures are some scary stuff.
www.ntsb.gov/investigatio...
Today I learned the Japanese Kanji for minute (分) is the same in Mandarin.
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Today I learned the Japanese Kanji for minute (分) is the same in Mandarin.
High school near the house is having some sort of event. Right now, their stadium is blaring this.
Not entirely sure what to make of that.
Not entirely sure what to make of that.
R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by remhq
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November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
High school near the house is having some sort of event. Right now, their stadium is blaring this.
Not entirely sure what to make of that.
Not entirely sure what to make of that.
Post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Post your getaway vehicle.
I seriously can't stop laughing at these idiots.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I seriously can't stop laughing at these idiots.
This is what's up.
Green chile chicken soup is basically chicken and green chile gravy in a bowl. Total comfort food. When you have a cold, this is better than chicken noodle soup.
newmexiconomad.com/green-chile-...
#foodie #NomNom #recipe #goodfood #soup #chicken #comfortfood
newmexiconomad.com/green-chile-...
#foodie #NomNom #recipe #goodfood #soup #chicken #comfortfood
Green Chile Chicken Soup : New Mexico Nomad
Green chile chicken soup is chicken soup for the chile lover's soul. Step aside chicken noodle, because this recipe is far better to relieve a cold.
newmexiconomad.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is what's up.
I used to read the USS Sterett deck log excerpts published in 'Neptune's Inferno' by James Hornfischer to new Chiefs.
Ship COs used to be given the ability to promote Sailors to Chief. To think that one would recognize the heroism not with a medal but with their Anchors?
Kind of a big deal.
Ship COs used to be given the ability to promote Sailors to Chief. To think that one would recognize the heroism not with a medal but with their Anchors?
Kind of a big deal.
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I used to read the USS Sterett deck log excerpts published in 'Neptune's Inferno' by James Hornfischer to new Chiefs.
Ship COs used to be given the ability to promote Sailors to Chief. To think that one would recognize the heroism not with a medal but with their Anchors?
Kind of a big deal.
Ship COs used to be given the ability to promote Sailors to Chief. To think that one would recognize the heroism not with a medal but with their Anchors?
Kind of a big deal.
Mandatory ethics training in the military is probably one of the few subjects Enlisted people take very seriously.
I don't even think plants appreciate the CO2 this utterly deranged lackwit produces.
I don't even think plants appreciate the CO2 this utterly deranged lackwit produces.
Fox News's Martha MacCallum makes a case for following illegal orders: "If you are in the US military, you sign up, you carry out the mission that is assigned to you. The other option is to not join the military or to leave if you feel you can't carry out an order. But the command is integral."
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Mandatory ethics training in the military is probably one of the few subjects Enlisted people take very seriously.
I don't even think plants appreciate the CO2 this utterly deranged lackwit produces.
I don't even think plants appreciate the CO2 this utterly deranged lackwit produces.
I applied for a job at Intuit.
Very glad I didn't get it after poking around in their history. That organization is nothing more than angry sharks incorporated.
Very glad I didn't get it after poking around in their history. That organization is nothing more than angry sharks incorporated.
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I applied for a job at Intuit.
Very glad I didn't get it after poking around in their history. That organization is nothing more than angry sharks incorporated.
Very glad I didn't get it after poking around in their history. That organization is nothing more than angry sharks incorporated.
Being in meetings and explaining to coworkers that water conservation in California is more than just building new dams?
Yeah.
Yeah.
a picture of a girl on a slide with the words so fun
ALT: a picture of a girl on a slide with the words so fun
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November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Being in meetings and explaining to coworkers that water conservation in California is more than just building new dams?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, let's employ that old Silicon Valley sawhorse "move fast and break things" to nuclear reactors. What could possibly go wrong?
Valar Atomics Says It’s the First Nuclear Startup to Achieve Criticality — WIRED
A Trump administration pilot program aims for three nuclear startups to reach a key milestone by July 4, 2026. Valar Atomics says it’s the first to do so—but it had some help.
apple.news
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yes, let's employ that old Silicon Valley sawhorse "move fast and break things" to nuclear reactors. What could possibly go wrong?
Why is it every goddamn show with the CIA in it has to feature some ultimate badass created by scumbags with a giant fucking hole in the middle where you'd normally find things like a plot and / or narrative thread?
a man in a suit and tie stands with his hands on his hips and says " i hate this so much "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands with his hands on his hips and says " i hate this so much "
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Why is it every goddamn show with the CIA in it has to feature some ultimate badass created by scumbags with a giant fucking hole in the middle where you'd normally find things like a plot and / or narrative thread?
All I want for Christmas is freedom from free-floating existential dread.
a man in a plaid shirt is talking to a doctor about his anxiety
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is talking to a doctor about his anxiety
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November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
All I want for Christmas is freedom from free-floating existential dread.
Thrift store find.
I'd be curious what became of ARM2c Cobb.
FNA-9 is 1950s vintage, came with the original sleeve.
I'd be curious what became of ARM2c Cobb.
FNA-9 is 1950s vintage, came with the original sleeve.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Thrift store find.
I'd be curious what became of ARM2c Cobb.
FNA-9 is 1950s vintage, came with the original sleeve.
I'd be curious what became of ARM2c Cobb.
FNA-9 is 1950s vintage, came with the original sleeve.
Something is vibrating inside one of my desk speakers. It only happens at lower frequency notes over a certain amplitude.
Guess I'll be taking that apart today.
Guess I'll be taking that apart today.
a large speaker is sitting on the side of a road
ALT: a large speaker is sitting on the side of a road
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Something is vibrating inside one of my desk speakers. It only happens at lower frequency notes over a certain amplitude.
Guess I'll be taking that apart today.
Guess I'll be taking that apart today.
BRAIN RPM LOW with Master Caution.
Can't remember the EP boldface for this.
Buckle up, it's going to be a day.
Can't remember the EP boldface for this.
Buckle up, it's going to be a day.
a red sign that says master caution in black letters
ALT: a red sign that says master caution in black letters
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
BRAIN RPM LOW with Master Caution.
Can't remember the EP boldface for this.
Buckle up, it's going to be a day.
Can't remember the EP boldface for this.
Buckle up, it's going to be a day.
I <3 pilots.
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I <3 pilots.
PORNGRAPH.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
PORNGRAPH.
Ritsuko Akagi has a sudden outbreak of Fiscal Responsibility.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ritsuko Akagi has a sudden outbreak of Fiscal Responsibility.