The Ace Tomato Company
@acetomatocompany.bsky.social
A left-wing mob of cybernetically enhanced coyotes into all manner of ill shit.
Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
Pinned
There is no race, national origin, religion, creed, sexual orientation, or gender identity with a monopoly on patriotism.
There is, unfortunately, a certain subset of white heterosexual men who believe they have the right to dictate who is and is not fit to serve.
That latter group can fuck off.
There is, unfortunately, a certain subset of white heterosexual men who believe they have the right to dictate who is and is not fit to serve.
That latter group can fuck off.
Personalized station in Apple Music playing something I can't get into.
Then it plays this. And things are better.
Then it plays this. And things are better.
Super Bon Bon by Soul Coughing on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 3:31
music.apple.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Personalized station in Apple Music playing something I can't get into.
Then it plays this. And things are better.
Then it plays this. And things are better.
Do not allow unmoderated anonymous questions displayed in the employee group meeting because someone the posts will devolve into:
- Prove that the platypus is not simultaneously a mammal, marsupial, and monotreme.
- Do you like dogs?
- WHAT AM I DOING HERE
And
- Donuts please for next time.
- Prove that the platypus is not simultaneously a mammal, marsupial, and monotreme.
- Do you like dogs?
- WHAT AM I DOING HERE
And
- Donuts please for next time.
January 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Do not allow unmoderated anonymous questions displayed in the employee group meeting because someone the posts will devolve into:
- Prove that the platypus is not simultaneously a mammal, marsupial, and monotreme.
- Do you like dogs?
- WHAT AM I DOING HERE
And
- Donuts please for next time.
- Prove that the platypus is not simultaneously a mammal, marsupial, and monotreme.
- Do you like dogs?
- WHAT AM I DOING HERE
And
- Donuts please for next time.
All over this like a cheap suit.
participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 PM
All over this like a cheap suit.
NAS North Island, 2016
C: Bro, explain Libertarianism to me.
Me: ...well...
C: Fucking simply.
Me: Okay, imagine if a bunch of internet edgelords with weird ideas about fiat currency, private howitzer ownership, perm hairdos, and the government doing nothing but passports got together. That's it.
C: Bro, explain Libertarianism to me.
Me: ...well...
C: Fucking simply.
Me: Okay, imagine if a bunch of internet edgelords with weird ideas about fiat currency, private howitzer ownership, perm hairdos, and the government doing nothing but passports got together. That's it.
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
NAS North Island, 2016
C: Bro, explain Libertarianism to me.
Me: ...well...
C: Fucking simply.
Me: Okay, imagine if a bunch of internet edgelords with weird ideas about fiat currency, private howitzer ownership, perm hairdos, and the government doing nothing but passports got together. That's it.
C: Bro, explain Libertarianism to me.
Me: ...well...
C: Fucking simply.
Me: Okay, imagine if a bunch of internet edgelords with weird ideas about fiat currency, private howitzer ownership, perm hairdos, and the government doing nothing but passports got together. That's it.
Friend and I are writing a script where Yuki Tsunoda fakes his own death to work at a driving school in rural America.
This after I described a conversation with my Brazilian neighbor delivering a two hour treatise on conspiracy theories surrounding Ayrton Senna's death.
This after I described a conversation with my Brazilian neighbor delivering a two hour treatise on conspiracy theories surrounding Ayrton Senna's death.
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Friend and I are writing a script where Yuki Tsunoda fakes his own death to work at a driving school in rural America.
This after I described a conversation with my Brazilian neighbor delivering a two hour treatise on conspiracy theories surrounding Ayrton Senna's death.
This after I described a conversation with my Brazilian neighbor delivering a two hour treatise on conspiracy theories surrounding Ayrton Senna's death.
The Danes, Brits, Dutch, Aussies, Italians, Slovaks, Poles, Norwegians, Czechs, Germans, Spanish, Kiwis, French, and South Koreans (to name a few) all had people that "gave their last full measure."
I finally listened to this and cannot communicate how mad I am right now.
I finally listened to this and cannot communicate how mad I am right now.
That’s weird because at FB Tycz, which I was led to believe on the front lines, we lived right next door to FOB Hadrian which housed Dutch and French troops.
Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front lines."
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The Danes, Brits, Dutch, Aussies, Italians, Slovaks, Poles, Norwegians, Czechs, Germans, Spanish, Kiwis, French, and South Koreans (to name a few) all had people that "gave their last full measure."
I finally listened to this and cannot communicate how mad I am right now.
I finally listened to this and cannot communicate how mad I am right now.
Aeroplane Jerb: You need to request access to [American military base] prior to travel.
Me: <Waving around retired ID card.>
Me: <Waving around retired ID card.>
a man is standing in front of a fire with the words `` you underestimate my power '' written on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a fire with the words `` you underestimate my power '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Aeroplane Jerb: You need to request access to [American military base] prior to travel.
Me: <Waving around retired ID card.>
Me: <Waving around retired ID card.>
Starts singing 'Detachable Penis' by King Missile.
This Detachable Robotic Hand Can Scurry Around and Grasp Objects Just Like Thing From the Addams Family — Smithsonian Magazine
With up to six fingers that can bend in multiple directions, the innovative tool could one day be used to carry out tasks in tight spaces
apple.news
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Starts singing 'Detachable Penis' by King Missile.
Me and my bsky bubble.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Me and my bsky bubble.
I swear on the grave of Saint Lee of the Iacoccas that if I hear one more idiot mention reinstalling the Pahlavi Shahs in Iran I will ineffectually whine about it on the internet.
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I swear on the grave of Saint Lee of the Iacoccas that if I hear one more idiot mention reinstalling the Pahlavi Shahs in Iran I will ineffectually whine about it on the internet.
Single best line on a Navy eval was on one of my mentor's:
"The envy of all that behold him."
"The envy of all that behold him."
I'm working on my NCOER support form and realizing that, across my career, all my best bullets have been some version of "annoyed the shit out of people with paper to great effect"
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Single best line on a Navy eval was on one of my mentor's:
"The envy of all that behold him."
"The envy of all that behold him."
Work status:
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Work status:
Went to the dentist. I need three new filings and one replacement.
a man in a suit and tie says yaaay
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says yaaay
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Went to the dentist. I need three new filings and one replacement.
George Takei is the hero we need.
Leonard Nimoy was more than a colleague—he was a friend, an ally, and my political soulmate. Leonard played a half-human, half-Vulcan officer—a being caught between two worlds. Yet in his own life, he was perhaps the most profoundly human person I have ever known.
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
George Takei is the hero we need.
When you meow on Guard and every other frequency.
January 21, 2026 at 12:46 AM
When you meow on Guard and every other frequency.
Anyone got a spare $950k they can float me?
1959 McDonnell F4H-1F Phantom II | Rare Vintage Aircraft
Explore the world's only privately owned flying 1959 McDonnell F4H-1F Phantom II. This aircraft is currently under restoration.
www.platinumfighters.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Anyone got a spare $950k they can float me?
1/
Watching the Mat Armstrong v. Bugatti drama is weird.
Bugatti, much like Ferrari (who will sue you for repainting their cars and often insert first right of resale refusal riders in contracts,) should've purchased the car from the insurer prior to auction if they were genuinely concerned.
Watching the Mat Armstrong v. Bugatti drama is weird.
Bugatti, much like Ferrari (who will sue you for repainting their cars and often insert first right of resale refusal riders in contracts,) should've purchased the car from the insurer prior to auction if they were genuinely concerned.
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
1/
Watching the Mat Armstrong v. Bugatti drama is weird.
Bugatti, much like Ferrari (who will sue you for repainting their cars and often insert first right of resale refusal riders in contracts,) should've purchased the car from the insurer prior to auction if they were genuinely concerned.
Watching the Mat Armstrong v. Bugatti drama is weird.
Bugatti, much like Ferrari (who will sue you for repainting their cars and often insert first right of resale refusal riders in contracts,) should've purchased the car from the insurer prior to auction if they were genuinely concerned.
The explosion of the AI bubble cannot come soon enough.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The explosion of the AI bubble cannot come soon enough.
1/
Let's talk about UAVs and UAV video downlink.
First off, they're not drones. 'Drone' refers to a class of air vehicles that are entirely autonomous and have no control signals sent to them. They may transmit data, but aren't controlled from a handheld or fixed station.
Let's talk about UAVs and UAV video downlink.
First off, they're not drones. 'Drone' refers to a class of air vehicles that are entirely autonomous and have no control signals sent to them. They may transmit data, but aren't controlled from a handheld or fixed station.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
1/
Let's talk about UAVs and UAV video downlink.
First off, they're not drones. 'Drone' refers to a class of air vehicles that are entirely autonomous and have no control signals sent to them. They may transmit data, but aren't controlled from a handheld or fixed station.
Let's talk about UAVs and UAV video downlink.
First off, they're not drones. 'Drone' refers to a class of air vehicles that are entirely autonomous and have no control signals sent to them. They may transmit data, but aren't controlled from a handheld or fixed station.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
During use of force training we were informed using a choke hold or headlock was a really good way to get an express ticket to CO's Mast.
ICE fuckos seem use these things like it's all they know how to do.
ICE fuckos seem use these things like it's all they know how to do.
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
During use of force training we were informed using a choke hold or headlock was a really good way to get an express ticket to CO's Mast.
ICE fuckos seem use these things like it's all they know how to do.
ICE fuckos seem use these things like it's all they know how to do.
QTP with a video game that teleports you back to your childhood.
I kept these people in business for a hot minute in the mid-80s.
I kept these people in business for a hot minute in the mid-80s.
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
QTP with a video game that teleports you back to your childhood.
I kept these people in business for a hot minute in the mid-80s.
I kept these people in business for a hot minute in the mid-80s.
Posting some airplane pictures I took.
January 19, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Posting some airplane pictures I took.
Posting a car picture I took.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Posting a car picture I took.
Mood.
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TheAvalanchesVEVO
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Mood.