Bandit Healer
@kdfdmedic.bsky.social
1Fury, 82nd ABN vet. OEF VIII & X. DSS in Iraq. Firefighter/Paramedic. Ça ira, les aristocrates à la lanterne. #KillYourHeroes #MaximumEffort #IAFF
Second order of business for a D administration, after fixing Donny’s every single mess, is to ban the AT&T associates at Costco.
Let me shop in peace, dude.
Let me shop in peace, dude.
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Second order of business for a D administration, after fixing Donny’s every single mess, is to ban the AT&T associates at Costco.
Let me shop in peace, dude.
Let me shop in peace, dude.
The world kinda sucks right now and if I could invite y’all over for chili, I certainly would.
My kitchen smells amazing right now.
My kitchen smells amazing right now.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The world kinda sucks right now and if I could invite y’all over for chili, I certainly would.
My kitchen smells amazing right now.
My kitchen smells amazing right now.
My life would be infinitely fucking easier if my extended family understood the concept that I only get a chance to pick vacation days twice a year and I’m middle of the pack when it comes to seniority.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
My life would be infinitely fucking easier if my extended family understood the concept that I only get a chance to pick vacation days twice a year and I’m middle of the pack when it comes to seniority.
Me to my wife: “You really seem a lot happier”.
Her: “Well, I’m on anti-depressants now!”
(She’s on Trazodone for her sleep walking, lol)
Her: “Well, I’m on anti-depressants now!”
(She’s on Trazodone for her sleep walking, lol)
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Me to my wife: “You really seem a lot happier”.
Her: “Well, I’m on anti-depressants now!”
(She’s on Trazodone for her sleep walking, lol)
Her: “Well, I’m on anti-depressants now!”
(She’s on Trazodone for her sleep walking, lol)
First family inside the door for the Science Center to start the new year.
Fuck yeah, 2026.
Fuck yeah, 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
First family inside the door for the Science Center to start the new year.
Fuck yeah, 2026.
Fuck yeah, 2026.
Best NYE fireworks celebration ever, amirite @acetomatocompany.bsky.social?
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Best NYE fireworks celebration ever, amirite @acetomatocompany.bsky.social?
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there are good people in the world ~sniff~
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
there are good people in the world ~sniff~
Let’s play a game. Is the ringing in my ears from Tinnitus or the 120db squeal of happiness when my oldest daughter saw her Disney princess castle?
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Let’s play a game. Is the ringing in my ears from Tinnitus or the 120db squeal of happiness when my oldest daughter saw her Disney princess castle?
B shift showed up early so we could go home sooner.
It’s a Christmas miracle!
It’s a Christmas miracle!
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
B shift showed up early so we could go home sooner.
It’s a Christmas miracle!
It’s a Christmas miracle!
One of them came through our response territory. We stood across a bridge with a flag out and our lights on as the procession drove by.
2 Iowa National Guard members killed in Syria return home on Christmas Eve
2 Iowa National Guard members killed in Syria return home on Christmas Eve
Several loved ones approached the caskets carrying Edgar Brian Torres-Tovar, 25, and William Nathanial Howard, 29.
dlvr.it
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
One of them came through our response territory. We stood across a bridge with a flag out and our lights on as the procession drove by.
Sheet pan pimento cheese chicken with potatoes and green beans for the boys at the station tonight.
“Damn fine work” I was told.
“Damn fine work” I was told.
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sheet pan pimento cheese chicken with potatoes and green beans for the boys at the station tonight.
“Damn fine work” I was told.
“Damn fine work” I was told.
Bluesky community: what should I cook for the firehouse on Christmas Eve?
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Bluesky community: what should I cook for the firehouse on Christmas Eve?
My wife let me go unsupervised to the local Whole Foods style store and that was probably a mistake.
Guess who found the sale on good Chianti?
Guess who found the sale on good Chianti?
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My wife let me go unsupervised to the local Whole Foods style store and that was probably a mistake.
Guess who found the sale on good Chianti?
Guess who found the sale on good Chianti?
I got called cute by a drunk patient last night so I guess I have that going for me.
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I got called cute by a drunk patient last night so I guess I have that going for me.
I hate that I have to search all these too good to be true videos to see if they are AI.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hate that I have to search all these too good to be true videos to see if they are AI.
Holy fuck, this afternoon is primed to get real busy for me.
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Holy fuck, this afternoon is primed to get real busy for me.
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Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
Every fucking thing with them is about Obama. His election is the goddamn nexus event for the radicalization and subsequent general hemorrhagic stroke suffered by the GOP in the last two decades.
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every fucking thing with them is about Obama. His election is the goddamn nexus event for the radicalization and subsequent general hemorrhagic stroke suffered by the GOP in the last two decades.
That’s my LT and one of the other FF/PM’s on my crew and basically one of my best friends in the fire service. Safely evacuated a couple of cats from a room and contents fire yesterday.
And I am going to absolutely pour it up their ass for this. This is worth at least two tubs of ice cream 😆😃
And I am going to absolutely pour it up their ass for this. This is worth at least two tubs of ice cream 😆😃
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That’s my LT and one of the other FF/PM’s on my crew and basically one of my best friends in the fire service. Safely evacuated a couple of cats from a room and contents fire yesterday.
And I am going to absolutely pour it up their ass for this. This is worth at least two tubs of ice cream 😆😃
And I am going to absolutely pour it up their ass for this. This is worth at least two tubs of ice cream 😆😃
Winter tips from a Midwestern dad:
-Snow removal has many applicable weapons, just need to know what you are dealing with. Is this push with a shovel snow? Shovel shovel snow? Leaf blower snow? Snowblower snow? Know your enemy.
-Wind speed and direction are key to know as well as your pile spots.
-Snow removal has many applicable weapons, just need to know what you are dealing with. Is this push with a shovel snow? Shovel shovel snow? Leaf blower snow? Snowblower snow? Know your enemy.
-Wind speed and direction are key to know as well as your pile spots.
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Winter tips from a Midwestern dad:
-Snow removal has many applicable weapons, just need to know what you are dealing with. Is this push with a shovel snow? Shovel shovel snow? Leaf blower snow? Snowblower snow? Know your enemy.
-Wind speed and direction are key to know as well as your pile spots.
-Snow removal has many applicable weapons, just need to know what you are dealing with. Is this push with a shovel snow? Shovel shovel snow? Leaf blower snow? Snowblower snow? Know your enemy.
-Wind speed and direction are key to know as well as your pile spots.
I was on the engine yesterday and we were dispatched to a medical with another station’s ambulance. I took over charting and documentation for the EMS crew and asked the Pt her date of birth.
“Well, I was born in ‘58, so I guess that would make me……6-7!”
The world is not entirely terrible.
“Well, I was born in ‘58, so I guess that would make me……6-7!”
The world is not entirely terrible.
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I was on the engine yesterday and we were dispatched to a medical with another station’s ambulance. I took over charting and documentation for the EMS crew and asked the Pt her date of birth.
“Well, I was born in ‘58, so I guess that would make me……6-7!”
The world is not entirely terrible.
“Well, I was born in ‘58, so I guess that would make me……6-7!”
The world is not entirely terrible.
The opening montage TV promos of Scrooged are matched only in brilliance and parody by the fake trailers of Tropic Thunder.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The opening montage TV promos of Scrooged are matched only in brilliance and parody by the fake trailers of Tropic Thunder.
I’m trying to plan dinner to include my parents, who are watching my girls tonight, and my step-mom can’t do gluten and my dad isn’t a big cheese guy.
I’m genuinely at a loss because both are at odds with my normal Midwestern winter menu options.
I’m genuinely at a loss because both are at odds with my normal Midwestern winter menu options.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m trying to plan dinner to include my parents, who are watching my girls tonight, and my step-mom can’t do gluten and my dad isn’t a big cheese guy.
I’m genuinely at a loss because both are at odds with my normal Midwestern winter menu options.
I’m genuinely at a loss because both are at odds with my normal Midwestern winter menu options.
Saw something for the first time in the firehouse today:
A guy brings his own cast iron to cook with because he doesn’t like the seed oils used to season the station ones.
That’s…..something.
A guy brings his own cast iron to cook with because he doesn’t like the seed oils used to season the station ones.
That’s…..something.
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Saw something for the first time in the firehouse today:
A guy brings his own cast iron to cook with because he doesn’t like the seed oils used to season the station ones.
That’s…..something.
A guy brings his own cast iron to cook with because he doesn’t like the seed oils used to season the station ones.
That’s…..something.
Annual reminder, first on Bluesky, that Abby and Riley should have ended up together in Happiest Season.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Annual reminder, first on Bluesky, that Abby and Riley should have ended up together in Happiest Season.