The Ace Tomato Company
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A left-wing mob of cybernetically enhanced coyotes into all manner of ill shit.
Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
I stopped adding stars to my NAM after #8. Just couldn't be assed to figure out how to arrange them.
I worked for an aircrew Warrant (Navy) who had an AM, four COMs and two silver stars on his NAM.
Asked him how he got the AM.
"Doing something really stupid."
I worked for an aircrew Warrant (Navy) who had an AM, four COMs and two silver stars on his NAM.
Asked him how he got the AM.
"Doing something really stupid."
a man in a cowboy hat has the words fair enough written below him
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November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I stopped adding stars to my NAM after #8. Just couldn't be assed to figure out how to arrange them.
I worked for an aircrew Warrant (Navy) who had an AM, four COMs and two silver stars on his NAM.
Asked him how he got the AM.
"Doing something really stupid."
I worked for an aircrew Warrant (Navy) who had an AM, four COMs and two silver stars on his NAM.
Asked him how he got the AM.
"Doing something really stupid."
Congratulations, you have a reincarnated bird.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Congratulations, you have a reincarnated bird.
I used to wear everything because I was too lazy to have more than a single set.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I used to wear everything because I was too lazy to have more than a single set.
Time for a rager.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Time for a rager.
Elgin watches, especially like the one you have, are just absolute classics. I keep browsing for one and never quite purchasing. I'm glad you're going to get this one back in service.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Elgin watches, especially like the one you have, are just absolute classics. I keep browsing for one and never quite purchasing. I'm glad you're going to get this one back in service.
Um. I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Um. I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.
Good lord, I'm an absolute idiot for watches like this.
My grandfather purchased a Rolex on base in Germany in the early '50s. He then gave it to my uncle, and my mom gave it to me after he passed. Had it restored and will be giving it to my nephew when he graduates from college.
My grandfather purchased a Rolex on base in Germany in the early '50s. He then gave it to my uncle, and my mom gave it to me after he passed. Had it restored and will be giving it to my nephew when he graduates from college.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Good lord, I'm an absolute idiot for watches like this.
My grandfather purchased a Rolex on base in Germany in the early '50s. He then gave it to my uncle, and my mom gave it to me after he passed. Had it restored and will be giving it to my nephew when he graduates from college.
My grandfather purchased a Rolex on base in Germany in the early '50s. He then gave it to my uncle, and my mom gave it to me after he passed. Had it restored and will be giving it to my nephew when he graduates from college.
Concur.
The burnt area around the 12 o'clock position suggests radium lume in the hands.
The burnt area around the 12 o'clock position suggests radium lume in the hands.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Concur.
The burnt area around the 12 o'clock position suggests radium lume in the hands.
The burnt area around the 12 o'clock position suggests radium lume in the hands.
There are three cities in the United States that pursue illegal parking with such fervor and zeal it suggests an almost religious dedication bordering on mania.
Washington D.C., San Diego, and Philadelphia.
Washington D.C., San Diego, and Philadelphia.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There are three cities in the United States that pursue illegal parking with such fervor and zeal it suggests an almost religious dedication bordering on mania.
Washington D.C., San Diego, and Philadelphia.
Washington D.C., San Diego, and Philadelphia.
"Why Republicans are fighting about Nazis."
Uh, maybe...
Uh, maybe...
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November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Why Republicans are fighting about Nazis."
Uh, maybe...
Uh, maybe...
Wife and I are canceling our subscription. It was a freebie (from what I don't recall,) but this is just beyond the pale.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Wife and I are canceling our subscription. It was a freebie (from what I don't recall,) but this is just beyond the pale.
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The giant caveat to this is women's footwear. I think Torquemada invented most of it.
The giant caveat to this is women's footwear. I think Torquemada invented most of it.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
2/
The giant caveat to this is women's footwear. I think Torquemada invented most of it.
The giant caveat to this is women's footwear. I think Torquemada invented most of it.
Only faintly smelling of mentholated arthritis cream and entirely shod in orthopedic shoes.
Not that I'm one to talk. I do love me some comfy footwear.
Not that I'm one to talk. I do love me some comfy footwear.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Only faintly smelling of mentholated arthritis cream and entirely shod in orthopedic shoes.
Not that I'm one to talk. I do love me some comfy footwear.
Not that I'm one to talk. I do love me some comfy footwear.
They used to open stores early until all these pot smoking long hair hippies took over with their garbage work ethic and lack of respect.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They used to open stores early until all these pot smoking long hair hippies took over with their garbage work ethic and lack of respect.
Meanwhile, on the beltway through Silver Spring...
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November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Meanwhile, on the beltway through Silver Spring...
Fragility gives them the fear of death necessary to hold dearly to life.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Fragility gives them the fear of death necessary to hold dearly to life.
I also learned that your boss telling you to "kick rocks" and / or "go in the corner and color" is pretty much the same as being /promoted/ to the "window-side tribe" in Japan.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I also learned that your boss telling you to "kick rocks" and / or "go in the corner and color" is pretty much the same as being /promoted/ to the "window-side tribe" in Japan.