Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ!
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Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
· Mar 14
Bluesky helped me discard traditional news media, but I spend all that saved time reverse-engineering headlines from jokes.
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I can't tell you how many times I've signed an NDA.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I can't tell you how many times I've signed an NDA.
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Every corporate email
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every corporate email
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The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
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I wish we could take the rest of the year off.
Like, as a species let’s sit down and rethink this lived experience because we don’t have to live like this.
Like, as a species let’s sit down and rethink this lived experience because we don’t have to live like this.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I wish we could take the rest of the year off.
Like, as a species let’s sit down and rethink this lived experience because we don’t have to live like this.
Like, as a species let’s sit down and rethink this lived experience because we don’t have to live like this.
You’re at intolerance.
I need you at sensitivity.
ലാക്ടോസും ഗ്ലൂട്ടനും പാകത്തിന്.
I need you at sensitivity.
ലാക്ടോസും ഗ്ലൂട്ടനും പാകത്തിന്.
You're at milky
I need you at Sambharam
I need you at Sambharam
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You’re at intolerance.
I need you at sensitivity.
ലാക്ടോസും ഗ്ലൂട്ടനും പാകത്തിന്.
I need you at sensitivity.
ലാക്ടോസും ഗ്ലൂട്ടനും പാകത്തിന്.
You’re at chunky.
I need you at smooth.
I need you at smooth.
You're at thin crust.
I need you at Sicilian.
I need you at Sicilian.
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You’re at chunky.
I need you at smooth.
I need you at smooth.
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What I like about the Mick Jagger Slow Horses song is that it's basically one of those Will Smith raps where he just describes the premise and events of the movie.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What I like about the Mick Jagger Slow Horses song is that it's basically one of those Will Smith raps where he just describes the premise and events of the movie.
Creepuscular (adj.): Of or relating to sleazy, gym-inflated males who emerge at dusk to prowl bars and nightclubs, their natural habitat.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Creepuscular (adj.): Of or relating to sleazy, gym-inflated males who emerge at dusk to prowl bars and nightclubs, their natural habitat.
“But doctor … I am Pagliacci.”
Doctor: “I have a boyfriend.”
Doctor: “I have a boyfriend.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“But doctor … I am Pagliacci.”
Doctor: “I have a boyfriend.”
Doctor: “I have a boyfriend.”
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My solution for Windows is that when the company overextends itself on AI and the bubble pops, whoever made winget gets to be put in charge of the OS if not the company.
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My solution for Windows is that when the company overextends itself on AI and the bubble pops, whoever made winget gets to be put in charge of the OS if not the company.
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Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (the event, not the Lightfoot song.)
"Fun" Fact: Despite the song saying it was transporting iron ore, it was in fact transporting a related substance called taconite, which sadly is not pronounced the way we all think it should.
"Fun" Fact: Despite the song saying it was transporting iron ore, it was in fact transporting a related substance called taconite, which sadly is not pronounced the way we all think it should.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (the event, not the Lightfoot song.)
"Fun" Fact: Despite the song saying it was transporting iron ore, it was in fact transporting a related substance called taconite, which sadly is not pronounced the way we all think it should.
"Fun" Fact: Despite the song saying it was transporting iron ore, it was in fact transporting a related substance called taconite, which sadly is not pronounced the way we all think it should.
Cheap motels worsen my irritable towel syndrome.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Cheap motels worsen my irritable towel syndrome.
Is it colonialism or imperialism to blame that after all these years Hindus and Muslims still don’t have counterparts to Bale, Dior, and Slater?
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Is it colonialism or imperialism to blame that after all these years Hindus and Muslims still don’t have counterparts to Bale, Dior, and Slater?
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What did vocal coaches do before they could get on YouTube to feign spontaneous reactions to the most famous singers of the last 50 years?
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What did vocal coaches do before they could get on YouTube to feign spontaneous reactions to the most famous singers of the last 50 years?
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The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
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Librarian: "Can I help you?"
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Librarian: "Can I help you?"
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
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Altman has been quite clear about his strategy.
From the 2008 crash he learned that if you bind enough of the economy to your business you can do whatever you like; government will decide the rules no longer apply.
What he's selling is unaccountabilty.
From the 2008 crash he learned that if you bind enough of the economy to your business you can do whatever you like; government will decide the rules no longer apply.
What he's selling is unaccountabilty.
I honestly don’t get the value of this company. They hoover up energy and water. Their product constantly gets things wrong and, in extreme cases, coaches people into suicide.
And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft.
What does OpenAI offer the world?
And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft.
What does OpenAI offer the world?
“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Altman has been quite clear about his strategy.
From the 2008 crash he learned that if you bind enough of the economy to your business you can do whatever you like; government will decide the rules no longer apply.
What he's selling is unaccountabilty.
From the 2008 crash he learned that if you bind enough of the economy to your business you can do whatever you like; government will decide the rules no longer apply.
What he's selling is unaccountabilty.
First snow of the season, first frostbite of the season. I’m an idiot. (Typing this with my nose.)
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
First snow of the season, first frostbite of the season. I’m an idiot. (Typing this with my nose.)
Oh, that over-the-top show where Emma Thompson is trying to be Gary Oldwoman? I’ll watch it, because it’s British.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh, that over-the-top show where Emma Thompson is trying to be Gary Oldwoman? I’ll watch it, because it’s British.
One unlikely tangential obsession I picked up from the mayoral election down south: this fascinating character. Every interaction is pure theater, almost Shakespearean. Articulate, great communicator, hilarious (often unintentionally). He’s the main character. We’re all just NPCs in Sliwa’s world.
Inside Curtis Sliwa’s Tiny Apartment Full of Cats
YouTube video by Todd Bieber
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One unlikely tangential obsession I picked up from the mayoral election down south: this fascinating character. Every interaction is pure theater, almost Shakespearean. Articulate, great communicator, hilarious (often unintentionally). He’s the main character. We’re all just NPCs in Sliwa’s world.
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Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
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I still have not seen Pluribus but I did just watch a clip with "questionable" Hindi that had the insult "the Sweat from the Pubes of a Lizard" and I genuinely cannot wait to understand why this was said in the show.
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I still have not seen Pluribus but I did just watch a clip with "questionable" Hindi that had the insult "the Sweat from the Pubes of a Lizard" and I genuinely cannot wait to understand why this was said in the show.
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
Coincidentally, that’s what I call it when people do this.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Coincidentally, that’s what I call it when people do this.