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Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ!

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Seriously, why would you use an axe to grind? Pick up the pestle, moron. What? No, YOU’RE an idiom!
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Yeah when people say generative AI doesn't make anyone's work faster or more efficient they're conveniently forgetting about neo-Nazis' recruitment campaigns.
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The first century was a good time to be a Pliny. Pliny the Elder and Pliny the Younger both elevated Plinyhood to new heights. Truly the golden age of Plinys.
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This was fascinating (despite the misleading slogan, kind of like that old Dan Dennett book title), especially the stuff about ants. Delving deeper, I still can’t fathom why otherwise intelligent people are so enamored by panpsychist hogwash.
Why Did Consciousness Evolve? Exciting Research on Bird Brains
YouTube video by Anton Petrov
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December 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Four years ago, I translated bitcoin to തരിപ്പണം, expecting Malayala Manorama to run with it, but it never took off. Bluesky, it’s yours now.
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Let’s put the isthmus back in Christmas.” —Corinthians
December 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Who called it cockblock and not willy nelson?
December 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Gloves are just kleenexes that keep your hands warm.
December 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
This was my Christmas movie (Yè Péi Kāi Yè, indeed). Slickly made, more form than content, but interminable. Went way past my bedtime. Had its moments, and not just in action sequences. Good to see familiar fogeys battle it out. Expected a closing-credits blooper reel; wasn’t disappointed. #filmsky
The Shadow's Edge movie review: 2 stars for Jackie Chan's latest
Asian cinema legends Jackie Chan and Tony Leung Ka-fai team up again in The Shadow's Edge, but their star power can't overcome this cyber-heist thriller's fundamental flaws. Read the review of why thi...
www.straitstimes.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Things started to unravel when we chose to replace the liberal arts with MMA.
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Nikon–Nippon Law states that an individual bearing in excess of 10 kilograms of photographic paraphernalia is 99% likely to be Japanese.
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It’s high time cinephiles did something to disabuse wildlife conservationists of their unfounded hatred for Merchant Ivory films.
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I used to love surveys. Then I worked in market research and realised how little impact many of these feedback surveys had. And how vindictive people got about it. I don’t feel inclined to court all that anymore.
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Getting older has one genuine perk: FOMO loses its grip. Parties, events, hikes, unanswered messages, the palisade of unread browser tabs, entire weeks of feed reader posts—you let them all slide. Nothing quite like the peace of strategic apathy.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The fleeting generosity and goodwill that made you voluntarily click on an online survey evaporates on page three. Fuck it. Abandon.
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Productivity. Sleep. Social life.
Pick any one.
December 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I bet Enrico Fermi would turn up early at cocktail parties and be really annoying, just to get the whole paradox thing some traction.
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Relevant.
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I wish there was an expiration date on the "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" (or any movie really) and "pineapple on pizza" internet discourse, painfully tedious.
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Merry Christmas, Bluesky.

When Twitter got taken over, I thought there’d never be another community like it again. And there won’t be. But what’s here is nice.

This platform feels economically unsustainable. But if there’s anything this year has taught us, it’s to enjoy things while they last.
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Pairs nicely with another seasonal favorite.
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I bet Jesus got super mad whenever people tried to give him one present for both Christmas AND his birthday.
December 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Just a reminder: you are NOT unusual, weird, or unlovable if you have:

- no one to see on Christmas Day,
- no presents, or
- no contactable relatives.

Very few people live the idealised version on TV. Those of us who live differently—whether by choice or trauma—matter as much.
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Just learned about this. Sad. He was part of my teenage years—back when I wanted to meet and fall in love with a Stainsby girl, even though I had no idea where (or what) Stainsby was. I only knew she’d love the Rolling Stones and would break my heart in two. R.I.P. #musicsky
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
[Trier plays all machinations with a straight bat until a moment between the sisters in Nora’s bedroom recasts everything we have seen so far. Lightly pitched details are revealed as integral to a deeper, darker story.]

One of the best movies this year. Vaguely predictable, yet surprising. #filmsky
Sentimental Value review: House of Borg
Stellan Skarsgård delivers a career best performance as Gustav Borg, a self-involved director and absent dad who tries to convince his anxious actress daughter (played by a fantastic Renate Reinsve) t...
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December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM