Matt Barnes
@msbarnes.bsky.social
Data scientist. Former political scientist. Portie enthusiast. Crow enabler in Seattle.
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AI agent writes a PR, gets rejected, crashes out and writes a call-out blog post
Absolute cinema
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Absolute cinema
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February 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
AI agent writes a PR, gets rejected, crashes out and writes a call-out blog post
Absolute cinema
crabby-rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-we...
Absolute cinema
crabby-rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-we...
According to realfood.gov / Grok, RFK Jr could have eaten that bear. It's a healthier pizza topping than pepperoni or sausage
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
According to realfood.gov / Grok, RFK Jr could have eaten that bear. It's a healthier pizza topping than pepperoni or sausage
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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
T-Mobile just throwing JD and Turk in the trash heap there
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
T-Mobile just throwing JD and Turk in the trash heap there
Bon Jovi and Jake from State Farm have died in a hilarious car accident
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Bon Jovi and Jake from State Farm have died in a hilarious car accident
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curling baby did you see your mom miss the hell out of that final shot of the end to give USA an easy open draw for 2. did you see it. how did it make you feel, curling baby.
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
curling baby did you see your mom miss the hell out of that final shot of the end to give USA an easy open draw for 2. did you see it. how did it make you feel, curling baby.
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Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
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Self-care Sunday on KEXP now playing "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. We love to hear it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Self-care Sunday on KEXP now playing "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. We love to hear it.
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right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
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Post a car picture you took
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Post a car picture you took
Malala, an actual Nobel Peace Prize laureate, in the house for the Seattle Torrent game
January 19, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Malala, an actual Nobel Peace Prize laureate, in the house for the Seattle Torrent game
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
Rip it out, root and branch
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Rip it out, root and branch
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
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Just gonna post this pic of our ridiculous PWD from last summer
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Just gonna post this pic of our ridiculous PWD from last summer
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If Dems aren't throwing fireballs and making this into the biggest story ever, dump all of them. If any piece of shit in office talks about lowering costs instead of "Trump is taking over countries and ice is killing Americans on the street," they're in on it. And let em know if it's your Rep or Sen
Someone who claims to have witnessed the incident says
- car was blocking ice
- they told them to move
- "something happened'
- ICE shot into the car as it was driving away
- passenger got out of the car covered away and said friend was dead
There is video and I have seen it
- car was blocking ice
- they told them to move
- "something happened'
- ICE shot into the car as it was driving away
- passenger got out of the car covered away and said friend was dead
There is video and I have seen it
January 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
If Dems aren't throwing fireballs and making this into the biggest story ever, dump all of them. If any piece of shit in office talks about lowering costs instead of "Trump is taking over countries and ice is killing Americans on the street," they're in on it. And let em know if it's your Rep or Sen
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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The American driving public want only one thing in a car
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The American driving public want only one thing in a car
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today