Matt Barnes
@msbarnes.bsky.social
Data scientist. Former political scientist. Portie enthusiast. Crow enabler in Seattle.
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Air Bud Returns (2026)
July 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Air Bud Returns (2026)
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
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This is an incredible and very specific hater energy substack.com/home/post/p-...
Dick Cheney, ABD
Remembering the greatest alt-ac of them all
substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is an incredible and very specific hater energy substack.com/home/post/p-...
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November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
SUICIDE SQUEEZE DO IT
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
SUICIDE SQUEEZE DO IT
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Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump's planned White House ballroom, requiring the complete demolition of the historic East Wing, is being criticized by Canadians who will now never get to light the building on fire for a second time since the War of 1812.
www.thebeaverton.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
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VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS
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where do I fill out an application to manage the mariners
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
where do I fill out an application to manage the mariners
Watching the Mariners
Tom GIF
Alt: Tom the cat pacing because the Mariners are gonna squander their lead
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Watching the Mariners
stressful monday at work. time to log off and get ready for mariners baseball
October 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
stressful monday at work. time to log off and get ready for mariners baseball
Decided to go to the Shoreline, WA protest this time around. Great energy out here
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Decided to go to the Shoreline, WA protest this time around. Great energy out here
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
MARINERS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
MARINERS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
watching the mariners
a cartoon of the simpsons sitting on a couch in front of a fire
ALT: a cartoon of the simpsons sitting on a couch in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
watching the mariners
if I was a Mariners pitcher, I would simply not throw meatballs right down the middle
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
if I was a Mariners pitcher, I would simply not throw meatballs right down the middle
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3-0 since Humpy won
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
3-0 since Humpy won
Wooooooooooo
a man in a seattle jersey stands in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a seattle jersey stands in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Wooooooooooo
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Interrupting today’s football festivities to make a brief announcement:
Go M’s
Go M’s
October 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Interrupting today’s football festivities to make a brief announcement:
Go M’s
Go M’s
