Andrea Cavedo
@mrscavedowrites.bsky.social
Reader, writer, ugh, 'rithmetic. Still making sourdough.
www.andreacavedo.com
www.andreacavedo.com
New work up today at The Razor with gorgeous art and narration therazormag.com/articles/kin...
King Tut's Heart is Missing - The Razor — Literary Magazine — Gotham Writers Workshop
King Tutankhamun was buried with 5,398 items, including underwear, walking sticks, and solid gold protectors for his toes. It took ten years to catalog everything, and his mummified heart is missing. ...
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February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
New work up today at The Razor with gorgeous art and narration therazormag.com/articles/kin...
I’ve got a shorty Odyssey in here, as relayed by Homer’s most annoying but insightful friend (originally written for @notquitewrite.com 💛)
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Issue 10 is now available to #read on our website 🔆 A huge thank you to all our contributors, fans, and team members throughout the years - we couldn't have made it to issue 10 without you all 🧡
Issue 10 is now available to #read on our website 🔆 A huge thank you to all our contributors, fans, and team members throughout the years - we couldn't have made it to issue 10 without you all 🧡
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I’ve got a shorty Odyssey in here, as relayed by Homer’s most annoying but insightful friend (originally written for @notquitewrite.com 💛)
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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They are removing any and all doubt that it can’t happen to you.
January 24, 2026 at 7:44 PM
They are removing any and all doubt that it can’t happen to you.
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HAD carving out a real niche with heartbreaking dog-related micros
beautiful new Natalie Warther today!
"Perhaps each household is allotted a finite amount of joy, as if the wizard’s hands are tied, this is simply the rule of beginnings: Should you acquire giggle and coo, you must forfeit fetch and wag."
https://www.havehashad.com/8e7il
"Perhaps each household is allotted a finite amount of joy, as if the wizard’s hands are tied, this is simply the rule of beginnings: Should you acquire giggle and coo, you must forfeit fetch and wag."
https://www.havehashad.com/8e7il
The Old Dog Begins To Leave Us Now That The Baby Is Here by Natalie Warther
“There you are,” I say to her sweetly, the wriggling boy in my arms. She keeps her head lowered, lifts her foggy eyes, rolls to show me the belly that I have no hands to pet. In our case, the…
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January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
HAD carving out a real niche with heartbreaking dog-related micros
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Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
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A VERY generous benefactor has donated entries to the upcoming Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction to support writers on low income!
If you've always wanted to enter but struggled to find the means to do so, please email us at contact@notquitewrite.com
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If you've always wanted to enter but struggled to find the means to do so, please email us at contact@notquitewrite.com
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January 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
A VERY generous benefactor has donated entries to the upcoming Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction to support writers on low income!
If you've always wanted to enter but struggled to find the means to do so, please email us at contact@notquitewrite.com
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If you've always wanted to enter but struggled to find the means to do so, please email us at contact@notquitewrite.com
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What a year, huh?
Lemon, it’s January 9th.
Lemon, it’s January 9th.
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
What a year, huh?
Lemon, it’s January 9th.
Lemon, it’s January 9th.
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I don't like the death squads
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I don't like the death squads
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
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"You’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for me, because you’ve heard way too many singers screech and waver and get me all wrong. What catastrophe awaits this time?"
I’m the High Note in “O Holy Night,” and I’m Ready to Hijack Your Christmas Eve Service
It’s that magical time of year again. Candles and poinsettias decorate every surface, small children are dressed as sheep, angels are telling peopl...
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December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"You’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for me, because you’ve heard way too many singers screech and waver and get me all wrong. What catastrophe awaits this time?"
Merry Christmas I‘m in McSweeney’s!
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
I’m the High Note in “O Holy Night,” and I’m Ready to Hijack Your Christmas Eve Service
It’s that magical time of year again. Candles and poinsettias decorate every surface, small children are dressed as sheep, angels are telling peopl...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Merry Christmas I‘m in McSweeney’s!
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
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crow & aaron doing a last call of the year.
open right NOW, for 150 submissions... and then again this evening for another 150. (please only submit to one.)
especially looking for stuff about the holidays and/or "endings"
all genre
500 word max
havehashad.submittable.com/submit/34430...
open right NOW, for 150 submissions... and then again this evening for another 150. (please only submit to one.)
especially looking for stuff about the holidays and/or "endings"
all genre
500 word max
havehashad.submittable.com/submit/34430...
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
crow & aaron doing a last call of the year.
open right NOW, for 150 submissions... and then again this evening for another 150. (please only submit to one.)
especially looking for stuff about the holidays and/or "endings"
all genre
500 word max
havehashad.submittable.com/submit/34430...
open right NOW, for 150 submissions... and then again this evening for another 150. (please only submit to one.)
especially looking for stuff about the holidays and/or "endings"
all genre
500 word max
havehashad.submittable.com/submit/34430...
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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A chip on my shoulder. A roastie on my shoulder. A baked tattie on my shoulder. Some mash on my shoulder. A hash brown on my shoulder. A potato cake on my shoulder. A tater tot on my shoulder. A patatas Brava on my shoulder. Gratin on my shoulder. Dauphinoise on my shoulder. A pierogi on my shoulder
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
A chip on my shoulder. A roastie on my shoulder. A baked tattie on my shoulder. Some mash on my shoulder. A hash brown on my shoulder. A potato cake on my shoulder. A tater tot on my shoulder. A patatas Brava on my shoulder. Gratin on my shoulder. Dauphinoise on my shoulder. A pierogi on my shoulder
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I just want to see Taskmaster live in my city. 🥲 why must I suffer!
a woman in a black dress is kneeling down on the stairs in a black and white photo .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is kneeling down on the stairs in a black and white photo .
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December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I just want to see Taskmaster live in my city. 🥲 why must I suffer!
In young Fred Savage’s room, there is a Santa Claus art project on the closet door, as well as what appears to be a nutcracker, abe a snowman, and possibly a small lit tree. His grandfather hands him a book wrapped in gold paper. Just like Diehard, the Princess Bride is a secret Christmas movie. 🎄
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
In young Fred Savage’s room, there is a Santa Claus art project on the closet door, as well as what appears to be a nutcracker, abe a snowman, and possibly a small lit tree. His grandfather hands him a book wrapped in gold paper. Just like Diehard, the Princess Bride is a secret Christmas movie. 🎄
History teacher watching The American Revolution = Ken Burns ASMR
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
History teacher watching The American Revolution = Ken Burns ASMR
Poe? The Baltimore Ravens’ raven mascot is named Poe?? This changes everything
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Poe? The Baltimore Ravens’ raven mascot is named Poe?? This changes everything
This is so perfect.
(With apologies to Tim O'Brien)
"The things they carried were necessary because a faceless monster had come from another dimension and had murdered Barbara Holland. So they carried Realistic TRC-214 supercoms, bear traps, and a baseball bat with nails in it."
"The things they carried were necessary because a faceless monster had come from another dimension and had murdered Barbara Holland. So they carried Realistic TRC-214 supercoms, bear traps, and a baseball bat with nails in it."
The Stranger Things They Carried
Mike carried Eggo waffles for a girl named Eleven. They were not love waffles, but Mike Sheets was hoping, so he carried the box of Eggos down the ...
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November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is so perfect.
Particularly cruel that the two-year-old has entered the "Mommy no sing" phase here on the cusp of Christmas music season
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Particularly cruel that the two-year-old has entered the "Mommy no sing" phase here on the cusp of Christmas music season
Not a short thread…
This is a thread detailing a series of incidents where federal Judge Ellis rules that Gregory Bovino and his agents lied or misrepresented what was happening on the streets of Chicago. In this one, she says body cam footage suggests they brake checked to cause accidents
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not a short thread…
Okay so we're doing this. (Again!)
Up for a writing challenge? Join me in the 20th annual Short Story Challenge by @nycmidnight.bsky.social on January 23rd! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/ssc
Up for a writing challenge? Join me in the 20th annual Short Story Challenge by @nycmidnight.bsky.social on January 23rd! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/ssc
The Short Story Challenge — nycmidnight
The Short Story Challenge is an annual creative writing competition that challenges writers around the world to create short stories based on genre, subject, and character assignments in as little as ...
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November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Okay so we're doing this. (Again!)
Up for a writing challenge? Join me in the 20th annual Short Story Challenge by @nycmidnight.bsky.social on January 23rd! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/ssc
Up for a writing challenge? Join me in the 20th annual Short Story Challenge by @nycmidnight.bsky.social on January 23rd! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/ssc
I came to this competition via @chillsubs.bsky.social and their Contest Calculator. True to the advertising, Foofaraw were crystal clear about their process, down to a spreadsheet detailing where entry money ended up being spent. That alone felt like a win…though winning is very nice, too.
☕ A cup to save the world https://foofaraw.press/a-cup-to-save-the-world/
☕ A cup to save the world
by Andrea Cavedo
foofaraw.press
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I came to this competition via @chillsubs.bsky.social and their Contest Calculator. True to the advertising, Foofaraw were crystal clear about their process, down to a spreadsheet detailing where entry money ended up being spent. That alone felt like a win…though winning is very nice, too.