Zoot Suit Alors
@moom.bsky.social
Send all hate mail here. Formally a Blaseball Lifeguard They/Them Profile Pic by my friend Garlic #TeamKnife
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this is not "everyone is twelve" theory. this is the slightly rarer but typically much more consequential "no one knows what lawyers do" theory
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
this is not "everyone is twelve" theory. this is the slightly rarer but typically much more consequential "no one knows what lawyers do" theory
The unspoken rule to the Fridays success has always been Vibes = Read the room.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The unspoken rule to the Fridays success has always been Vibes = Read the room.
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Our ancient texts have been forgotten by the community
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Our ancient texts have been forgotten by the community
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
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I’ve tumbled into plenty of Disney color compare forums, but the difference here is *insane*.
via @ani-obsessive.bsky.social
Aladdin on 35 mm film (top) versus Blu-ray (bottom).
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Aladdin on 35 mm film (top) versus Blu-ray (bottom).
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’ve tumbled into plenty of Disney color compare forums, but the difference here is *insane*.
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Aladdin on 35 mm film (top) versus Blu-ray (bottom).
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Aladdin on 35 mm film (top) versus Blu-ray (bottom).
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In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
I may or may not have made 16 servings of bolognese so if someone wants some please stop by.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I may or may not have made 16 servings of bolognese so if someone wants some please stop by.
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watching 15 year old kpop music videos feels like watching 100 year old olympic gymnastics videos. like I can't say the choreo is BAD, and indeed I am certain I could do none of it myself to begin with, but it feels PRIMITIVE compared to where the bar is now lmao
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
watching 15 year old kpop music videos feels like watching 100 year old olympic gymnastics videos. like I can't say the choreo is BAD, and indeed I am certain I could do none of it myself to begin with, but it feels PRIMITIVE compared to where the bar is now lmao
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I swear to god if they fix Bivens but only for members of Congres...
Fascinating. So Congress knows how to write a bill allowing people to sue federal officers?! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Spending Bill Would Pave Way for Senators to Sue Over Phone Searches
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I swear to god if they fix Bivens but only for members of Congres...
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PUBLISHERS IN 2006-2008: woman by wolfmother
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
PUBLISHERS IN 2006-2008: woman by wolfmother
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Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
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Human laundromats love to fold
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Human laundromats love to fold
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it's almost as if you shouldn't and can't negotiate with completely amoral vacuous shitgoblins
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
it's almost as if you shouldn't and can't negotiate with completely amoral vacuous shitgoblins
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When you have a dungeon appointment at 3 and have to be in the game Superhot at 7
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When you have a dungeon appointment at 3 and have to be in the game Superhot at 7
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This would create like, nine wars in 1602
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This would create like, nine wars in 1602
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the new york times relies on its immensely popular games to both drive subscriptions AND generate ad revenue from non-paying subscribers. stop playing wordle, even if it's free.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the new york times relies on its immensely popular games to both drive subscriptions AND generate ad revenue from non-paying subscribers. stop playing wordle, even if it's free.
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I'm a SNAP recipient... for the last month I was tightening my belt, doing my best to eat cheaper and eating less so I'd have a little left over to help get me through when payments were cut. It was all for nothing. Fuck the dems who supported this.
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm a SNAP recipient... for the last month I was tightening my belt, doing my best to eat cheaper and eating less so I'd have a little left over to help get me through when payments were cut. It was all for nothing. Fuck the dems who supported this.
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Trump pardons WI fake electors. Largely symbolic, but "It sends an unmistakable message that this White House disdains democracy & will assist, in word & deed, any effort, no matter how extreme & outrageous, to cling to power regardless of election results," says @lawfwd.bsky.social
Trump issues largely symbolic pardons of Wisconsin fake electors • Wisconsin Examiner
President Donald Trump issued pardons for the Wisconsinites involved in his false elector scheme to overturn the 2020 election results.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Trump pardons WI fake electors. Largely symbolic, but "It sends an unmistakable message that this White House disdains democracy & will assist, in word & deed, any effort, no matter how extreme & outrageous, to cling to power regardless of election results," says @lawfwd.bsky.social
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Bari Weiss is putting Dave Portnoy on the CBS Sunday Morning Shows and not focusing on his history of sexual misconduct
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bari Weiss is putting Dave Portnoy on the CBS Sunday Morning Shows and not focusing on his history of sexual misconduct
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This is a really wonderful and insightful piece about what draws us to the games that we play.
"Why do I care about climbing ranks? What value is a win if you're not having fun? And is there, perhaps, a way to embrace my usual mediocrity?" remapradio.com/articles/the...
The Quiet Misery of Being Good at Rematch
Hell is other people.
remapradio.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is a really wonderful and insightful piece about what draws us to the games that we play.
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I think @damonberes.com nailed this one: Social media is not social anymore, and with the pivot to AI, companies that build social media are building something that is isolating us even more
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
The Age of Anti-Social Media Is Here
The social-media era is over. What’s coming will be much worse.
www.theatlantic.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think @damonberes.com nailed this one: Social media is not social anymore, and with the pivot to AI, companies that build social media are building something that is isolating us even more
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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I’m going to keep it real with you, MTA Metro-North Railroad: this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. You could print Goatse on the side of a Genesis and I’d be like well, it’s an improvement over that heritage veteran livery they did
Today we're unveiling our eighth locomotive in Metro-North’s Heritage Series—a moving tribute to our nation’s veterans.
Created and designed by Metro-North veterans, this locomotive embodies gratitude to those who have worn the uniform, both within the Metro-North family and across the country.
Created and designed by Metro-North veterans, this locomotive embodies gratitude to those who have worn the uniform, both within the Metro-North family and across the country.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m going to keep it real with you, MTA Metro-North Railroad: this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. You could print Goatse on the side of a Genesis and I’d be like well, it’s an improvement over that heritage veteran livery they did
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People criticizing the Times here, but what if Ms. Rachael had said yes, she was being funded by Hamas. What a scoop that would have been!
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
People criticizing the Times here, but what if Ms. Rachael had said yes, she was being funded by Hamas. What a scoop that would have been!