🌛Haunted Hart🌜
@moofable.bsky.social
🐍Jack Ralls/J.C. Mondark🌵Strange but not a stranger🌹Friendly neighborhood queer 🦖he/him y usted en español 🌱🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I was so confident yesterday but today? Nope. And I've been left on read, possibly for good reasons but who knows. 🙃
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I was so confident yesterday but today? Nope. And I've been left on read, possibly for good reasons but who knows. 🙃
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"Everyone knows sexy mice are ice cream bunnies."
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Everyone knows sexy mice are ice cream bunnies."
I wish my brain was as generous as my heart, but shrug emoji. I'm going to get stoned and watched Crime Scene Kitchen
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I wish my brain was as generous as my heart, but shrug emoji. I'm going to get stoned and watched Crime Scene Kitchen
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(at the ren faire) where is ye olde porne shoppe
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
(at the ren faire) where is ye olde porne shoppe
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Tbf a lot of the absolute worst of the worst do seem to instinctively grasp this, based on how many of them have just gone full Bathory
i think if you don't want people to talk about what a piece of shit you were when you die then your options are to not be a piece of shit or to never die
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Tbf a lot of the absolute worst of the worst do seem to instinctively grasp this, based on how many of them have just gone full Bathory
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Pro tip: snuggling your wife restores hit points
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Pro tip: snuggling your wife restores hit points
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Remember this.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Remember this.
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Remember this.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Remember this.
Watching Muppets Christmas Carol and, controversial hot take, but honestly? Scrooge? Would.
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Watching Muppets Christmas Carol and, controversial hot take, but honestly? Scrooge? Would.
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The respectful pervert
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The respectful pervert
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I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
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What a long night.
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What a long night.
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update: now she lives in my house
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
update: now she lives in my house
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what a weird fucking day
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
what a weird fucking day
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You could just choose not to worry about why someone needs disability assistance. You could read a book or scroll on your phone or do sudoku, and just let other people do their thing.
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You could just choose not to worry about why someone needs disability assistance. You could read a book or scroll on your phone or do sudoku, and just let other people do their thing.
I just realized that The Cliché is 12 years younger than my father-in-law, and 7 years younger than my dad.
December 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I just realized that The Cliché is 12 years younger than my father-in-law, and 7 years younger than my dad.
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“How’re you?”
Ah, you know.
Ah, you know.
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“How’re you?”
Ah, you know.
Ah, you know.
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Since the entire internet is having this conversation;
Sometimes going no contact isn't even a decision. It's looking at the ringing phone and realizing you don't have the strength.
Over and over again.
If one person is not accessible to another, something about that relationship HURTS.
Sometimes going no contact isn't even a decision. It's looking at the ringing phone and realizing you don't have the strength.
Over and over again.
If one person is not accessible to another, something about that relationship HURTS.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Since the entire internet is having this conversation;
Sometimes going no contact isn't even a decision. It's looking at the ringing phone and realizing you don't have the strength.
Over and over again.
If one person is not accessible to another, something about that relationship HURTS.
Sometimes going no contact isn't even a decision. It's looking at the ringing phone and realizing you don't have the strength.
Over and over again.
If one person is not accessible to another, something about that relationship HURTS.
Nothing gives a man confidence like a chance he didn't earn.
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Nothing gives a man confidence like a chance he didn't earn.
... I'm sorry, my dead ass is out here trying to remind myself that spring will come again and it isn't even properly winter yet?!?
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
... I'm sorry, my dead ass is out here trying to remind myself that spring will come again and it isn't even properly winter yet?!?
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"But we aren’t going to live in that ideal world until purveyors of the “family estrangement crisis” narrative stop shaming people for taking care of themselves."
No, You Shouldn't Ignore Your Dad’s Racism Just Because He Cuts Turkey Good
'Tis the season for a scolding over the so-called 'family estrangement crisis.'
www.theflytrapmedia.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"But we aren’t going to live in that ideal world until purveyors of the “family estrangement crisis” narrative stop shaming people for taking care of themselves."