🌛Haunted Hart🌜
@moofable.bsky.social
🐍Jack Ralls/J.C. Mondark🌵Strange but not a stranger🌹Friendly neighborhood queer 🦖he/him y usted en español 🌱🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I know he's the Pope and all, but... would.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I know he's the Pope and all, but... would.
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Today it is me, i need money for the food
Watch me cum and then go give money to someone who needs food
Alt text: video of the slut fucking herself repeatedly to orgasm
Alt text: video of the slut fucking herself repeatedly to orgasm
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today it is me, i need money for the food
The girls don't like bread pudding, but like my "french toast casserole"... which is just bread pudding.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The girls don't like bread pudding, but like my "french toast casserole"... which is just bread pudding.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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none of these people are as smart as they pretend to be
they’re just creepy old men, every last one of them, trying to dress it up with their own prestige
they’re just creepy old men, every last one of them, trying to dress it up with their own prestige
Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
none of these people are as smart as they pretend to be
they’re just creepy old men, every last one of them, trying to dress it up with their own prestige
they’re just creepy old men, every last one of them, trying to dress it up with their own prestige
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Don't you hate when you find a really good show and then you have to pay attention to it
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Don't you hate when you find a really good show and then you have to pay attention to it
The Cliché's kid (who is 4 years older than me) and I have become friends since we both keep arguing with him about politics on Facebook. 😂 Today she showed me the best picture of him when he was younger. Absolute goofball, A++
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The Cliché's kid (who is 4 years older than me) and I have become friends since we both keep arguing with him about politics on Facebook. 😂 Today she showed me the best picture of him when he was younger. Absolute goofball, A++
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Jesus, people, I'm not saying they'll all fall on their swords because we ask politely.
You demand a politician's resignation not because you think it will actually happen, but because you want to make it clear you think it *should* happen, you're that pissed off.
It's a vote of no confidence.
You demand a politician's resignation not because you think it will actually happen, but because you want to make it clear you think it *should* happen, you're that pissed off.
It's a vote of no confidence.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Jesus, people, I'm not saying they'll all fall on their swords because we ask politely.
You demand a politician's resignation not because you think it will actually happen, but because you want to make it clear you think it *should* happen, you're that pissed off.
It's a vote of no confidence.
You demand a politician's resignation not because you think it will actually happen, but because you want to make it clear you think it *should* happen, you're that pissed off.
It's a vote of no confidence.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
my sister, who loves astrology: Mercury in retrograde means there is a lot of things that will have to be done again...
me, composing a text to my ex: Oh I know something that I'd like to do again...
me, composing a text to my ex: Oh I know something that I'd like to do again...
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
my sister, who loves astrology: Mercury in retrograde means there is a lot of things that will have to be done again...
me, composing a text to my ex: Oh I know something that I'd like to do again...
me, composing a text to my ex: Oh I know something that I'd like to do again...
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If you're this dipshit's constituent you need to give him a quick call and remind him that trans people are not expendable bargaining chips.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you're this dipshit's constituent you need to give him a quick call and remind him that trans people are not expendable bargaining chips.
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no one has ever been better than chuck schumer at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
no one has ever been better than chuck schumer at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time
“‘Dojo! What is Rule One?’
Even the cowering challenger mumbled along to the chorus:
‘Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!’”
“‘Dojo! What is Rule One?’
Even the cowering challenger mumbled along to the chorus:
‘Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!’”
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
"‘I don’t know how to do officering.’
‘No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That’s why they’re officers. If they knew anything, they’d be sergeants.’"
"‘I don’t know how to do officering.’
‘No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That’s why they’re officers. If they knew anything, they’d be sergeants.’"
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
“She had the slightly wistful, slightly hungry look that so many women of a certain age wore when they’d decided to trust in gods because of the absolute impossibility of continuing to trust in men.”
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Hey chat, is a good idea to starve the military, especially after you've made them into social pariahs by deploying them against fellow Americans while you build a golden ballroom?
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hey chat, is a good idea to starve the military, especially after you've made them into social pariahs by deploying them against fellow Americans while you build a golden ballroom?
I was super cute last night.
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I was super cute last night.
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much like tinkerbell, I also die if I don’t get enough attention
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
much like tinkerbell, I also die if I don’t get enough attention
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Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
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freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
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Reminder that Republicans don't really believe in religious liberty. Religion is a tool for enhancing their political power, and any expression of faith to the contrary must be suppressed.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Reminder that Republicans don't really believe in religious liberty. Religion is a tool for enhancing their political power, and any expression of faith to the contrary must be suppressed.
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We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
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The correct headline here is "Trump administration begs courts to let him keep starving children and elders"
BREAKING: The Trump administration asks a federal appeals court for an emergency pause on a federal judge's order to fully fund SNAP benefits this month.
Trump administration asks for emergency pause on judge's order to fully fund SNAP
The administration has said it cannot draw from money set aside for child nutrition programs, known as Section 32 funding, to pay for SNAP during the government shutdown.
nbcnews.to
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The correct headline here is "Trump administration begs courts to let him keep starving children and elders"