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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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a decoração de natal do shopping q parece uma cena de suicídio coletivo na floresta encantada
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
a decoração de natal do shopping q parece uma cena de suicídio coletivo na floresta encantada
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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It really does get repetitive.
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It really does get repetitive.
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You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
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i have wonderful news
October 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i have wonderful news
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SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
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must have been one helluva chase
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
must have been one helluva chase
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I’d like to see the cheese before I get into the van
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’d like to see the cheese before I get into the van
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finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
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of course guys would invent a program that doesn't know what "no" is
As an example: AI doesn't understand "no." Because the statements "no ketchup on my burger" and "ketchup on my burger" are almost identical to a machine that does not and cannot actually reason. It's only a 2 letter difference.
AI doesn't know 'no' – and that's a huge problem for medical bots
Many AI models fail to recognise negation words such as “no” and “not”, which means they can’t easily distinguish between medical images labelled as showing a disease and images labelled as not showin...
www.newscientist.com
October 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
of course guys would invent a program that doesn't know what "no" is
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maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY
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Fone vegano pra ouvir uma salsa ou música raiz com volume no talo
October 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Fone vegano pra ouvir uma salsa ou música raiz com volume no talo
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"Ed Sheeran" sounds like a drunk person trying to remember the name "Edward Scissorhands"
October 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Ed Sheeran" sounds like a drunk person trying to remember the name "Edward Scissorhands"
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bad bunny should not play the super bowl half time show because he is not a good role model for children. they should get good bunny
October 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
bad bunny should not play the super bowl half time show because he is not a good role model for children. they should get good bunny
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on the next episode of copse
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
on the next episode of copse
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I wish I was an octopus. I'd have 3 hearts to love you with, 8 arms to hug you with, and I could squirt ink in your face when startled
September 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I wish I was an octopus. I'd have 3 hearts to love you with, 8 arms to hug you with, and I could squirt ink in your face when startled
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ME: i hope i get a cool photo of that crow
CROW: *boing*
CROW: *boing*
September 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ME: i hope i get a cool photo of that crow
CROW: *boing*
CROW: *boing*