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Martin Kerstein
@mkerstein.bsky.social
Senior Community Volunteer Special Programs Manager at Geocaching HQ.
Watched Black Phone 2, loved it. @crobertcargill.bsky.social you guys really nailed the 80s aesthetics, I definitely got Carpenter vibes (this is meant as a compliment!)
January 19, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Well, it kinda felt destined that we have to go through the Rams to get to the SB. Like we had to go through the 49ers when we won it. Let's go Hawks!
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Today is National Thesaurus Day.

Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
That was a statement win. Go Hawks!
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Dickson getting some game reps in.
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I did expect us to win. I did not expect us to be able to pull our starters for most of the 4th quarter.
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Total dominance, love it. Go Hawks!
a group of football players on a field with a bud light sign in the background
ALT: a group of football players on a field with a bud light sign in the background
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Leonard Williams
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Let's go Seahawks!
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,

The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance

Iconic imo
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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I want to see this become a thing for every sports team, amateur up to professional
Adding some joy to the timelime. From last night's NU @ UNH game
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Watched Boy Kills World. Thanks to @kevinmkruse.bsky.social for the rec, it was exactly what I needed tonight. 😆
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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I called the Herr's Product Quality Concerns line and reached a nice lady. She listened to my whole little saga.

She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"

I may never recover.
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?

The second chip was almost fungal.

Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Whenever I spent time on normie platforms (your threads, your Facebook), I become more and more convinced that a large part of our problem as a nation is the literacy crisis. People have trouble with basic reasoning. They can't follow very simple logic or compound sentences. It's disturbing.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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This isn't sustainable they're gonna just start randomly shooting people. Walz and Frey own every death every injury every hospital visit every missed day of school happening right now.
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.

If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Fucking Austria, man…
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
This is the energy I need today. youtu.be/BGHlZwMYO9g?...
GOJIRA - L'Enfant Sauvage [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Gojira
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Who did this? Because I fucking love it and I want to shake your hand, sir (not gender specific)
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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I thought someone opened cat food can but it was just onion soup. Please respect my privacy in this difficult time
January 13, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Besties for life ☀️🩷🌙
January 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM