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jtp.bsky.social
opening vim on all my friends' and coworkers' computers so they have to learn it to figure out how to close it
pookleblinky.bsky.social Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12h
One reason you should be using the vim text editor is that, other than it making you look at least 34% cooler and sexier, is you have to learn the language of commands it uses, in order to use it.

You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.

learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
Vim Grammar | Learn Vim
Vim Grammar
learnvim.irian.to
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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dazjdm.bsky.social
La première Disk8 de 2026 est en ligne pour égayer votre déjeuner ! Une émission tellement positive qu’on dit qu’elle parle de techyeslogie
Disk8 du 10 février 2026 avec Oni et Yamato
YouTube video by Daz
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 AM
mistouze.bsky.social
Le message de cette vidéo résonnait déjà FOOOOORT avec moi, encore plus après l'annonce big bof au sujet de 2xko

youtu.be/opJY-0moYuA?...
Negativity, Content, Disconnect and Fighting Games
YouTube video by TheoryFighter
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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senatorivy.com
out my mind on that Korean short throw silicone shit. Call it a lever cause my stick somethin different. If the bat top cost less than 3k I dont use it. Sanwa callin to ask me what color buttons I want I tell em I dont look at my hands but make em platinum so the opps know I'm not playin.
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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colindickey.com
The morning so far
Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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dhamster.bsky.social
truly the thinking man's fighting game
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 AM
mistouze.bsky.social
Ok le trailer de la saison 2 de One Piece quand tu viens de lire l'arc en question (oui j'ai décidé de me cogner la lecture du mangasse) ça fout un peu les poils.
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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soozuk.bsky.social
Yeah it's like me pretending to like The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog when I was 8.
nikitagill.bsky.social Nikita Gill @nikitagill.bsky.social · 2d
Pretending you enjoy Kid Rock to “own the libs” is diabolical actually, that’s got to be the clearest sign I have ever seen that it is a cult. Please free yourself.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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shepardcdr.bsky.social
shadow the hedgehog with a speech bubble
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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kastor.sh
"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man

I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.
September 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
mistouze.bsky.social
Y'a un concert Guilty Gear qui est mis en ligne environ MAINTENANT sur YT.

HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ROCK

youtu.be/uOO9L1rkVQs?...
GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- MUSIC LIVE (full ver.)
YouTube video by arcsystemworks
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
mistouze.bsky.social
Fujimoto, l'auteur de Chainsaw Man, en général mais bcp aussi en particulier quand il faut chier sur les USA :
a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
Alt: Le grand génie de l'horreur Garth Marenghi qui dit "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
mistouze.bsky.social
Tout sauf contraindre les réseaux sociaux à arrêter de saboter nos démocraties.
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 AM
mistouze.bsky.social
Quelqu'un connait un bon outil pour faire des mindmap et/ou des diagrammes pour mapper un scénario de JDR?
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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stevoisiak.bsky.social
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
Google with AI buttons Google without AI buttons
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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riteshwriter.bsky.social
Saw the Gaiman post.
February 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
mistouze.bsky.social
C'est un énorme OUI
gundampixel.bsky.social gundampixel @gundampixel.bsky.social · 9d
Wtf… an MGSD Kshatriya - September…...
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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spavel.bsky.social
Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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theferocity.bsky.social
Diddy is sitting in a prison cell right now, absolutely furious that’s he’s NOT in the released Epstein Files.
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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milph.mom
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 PM
mistouze.bsky.social
Obligé de vivre avec cette info et ses implications dans ma tête au milieu de gens qui ont pas le contexte pour les comprendre
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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rincewind.run
“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
mistouze.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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jcoltkelly.bsky.social
Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.

sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
Wily coyote who swam to Alcatraz gets ‘much fatter’ on prison island diet
Officials are monitoring if the canine is preying on the island’s seabirds.
sfstandard.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM