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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look at my works - not at my quirks.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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OCD. It’s easy as ABC. It’s easy as 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123 123
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October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Introducing yourself as a full sack developer
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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credible modeling from impactcounter.com shows that trump and musk have killed nearly 600,000 people with their illegal cuts to date.

nearly 400,000 of them were children.
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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The East Wing Is On The Left If You Are Facing South, Which You Should, Because That's Where Real Americans Live, And So By Destroying It Trump Is Destroying The Left Wing, Which Is The Left Wing's Fault.

--Tomorrow in the Free Press
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Shorty got those apple sausage beans

www.glutenfreealchemist.com/sausage-appl...
Sausage and Bean Casserole
Sausage Casserole with Beans and Apple - Slow Cooked
www.glutenfreealchemist.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Day 42 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
September 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Me [roasting a potato]: are you biblically accurate?
Cause you've got hundreds of eyes!!
September 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Trump discovering AO3
Trump: I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person and I don't like some of the ships you're doing, aesthetically.
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me?
ME: A lot of people have, so
CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement?
ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess
CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get?
ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over
September 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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my favorite things jackie chan does during a fight scene

- jacket (his or opponent)
- ladder
- keep precious thing from breaking during fight
- heavy thing on end of rope/chain
- accidentally switch weapon with opponent
September 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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evil timeline jackie chan in magneto style prison: it would be lovely if I had a small bench to sit on

guard (first day): I don't see what harm that could do
December 20, 2023 at 6:13 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM