Andy Kindler
@andykindler.bsky.social
“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.”
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
The three words that describe Trump’s cognitive ability are Sadism Narcissism and Impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The three words that describe Trump’s cognitive ability are Sadism Narcissism and Impunity.
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He does realize that doctors asking you to take the Cognative test 3 times in a year is nothing to brag about, right?
How stupid do his believers have to be to fall for this?
How stupid do his believers have to be to fall for this?
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
He does realize that doctors asking you to take the Cognative test 3 times in a year is nothing to brag about, right?
How stupid do his believers have to be to fall for this?
How stupid do his believers have to be to fall for this?
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The doctors chosen by a criminal fraud who knowingly surrounded himself with criminals willing to lie, commit crimes, and fall on a grenade for him said he's in good mental health, so that should totally be "okay" for everyone to believe. Right.
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The doctors chosen by a criminal fraud who knowingly surrounded himself with criminals willing to lie, commit crimes, and fall on a grenade for him said he's in good mental health, so that should totally be "okay" for everyone to believe. Right.
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One thing this invasion of Venezuela is gonna do is persuade countries like, oh, Indonesia, Vietnam, Brazil, and Argentina that they could need nukes after all. Iran will work harder. Egypt and KSA may well, too. And what about Canada and Mexico? Easy for the one; maybe harder for the other. Maybe.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
One thing this invasion of Venezuela is gonna do is persuade countries like, oh, Indonesia, Vietnam, Brazil, and Argentina that they could need nukes after all. Iran will work harder. Egypt and KSA may well, too. And what about Canada and Mexico? Easy for the one; maybe harder for the other. Maybe.
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Libya. Iraq. Iran. Afghanistan. Laos. Vietnam. Haiti. Hawaii. Puerto Rico. Panama. Cuba. Guatemala. The Philippines. El Salvador. Bolivia. Mexico. Ecuador. Honduras. Nicaragua. Chile. Venezuela. I could go on and on.
What do these nations have in common?
What do these nations have in common?
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Libya. Iraq. Iran. Afghanistan. Laos. Vietnam. Haiti. Hawaii. Puerto Rico. Panama. Cuba. Guatemala. The Philippines. El Salvador. Bolivia. Mexico. Ecuador. Honduras. Nicaragua. Chile. Venezuela. I could go on and on.
What do these nations have in common?
What do these nations have in common?
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Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum calls on the United Nations to step in to stop Trump. She says Trump broke article 2 of the charter of the United Nations.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum calls on the United Nations to step in to stop Trump. She says Trump broke article 2 of the charter of the United Nations.
Yay!!!!!! I wish him the worst for 2026. I hope he runs his company off a cliff in one of his stupid cyber trucks.
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Yay!!!!!! I wish him the worst for 2026. I hope he runs his company off a cliff in one of his stupid cyber trucks.
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Got a question for the first Spiral of the new year? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow432 by tomorrow (Fri) 9am.
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Got a question for the first Spiral of the new year? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow432 by tomorrow (Fri) 9am.
Cheryl Hines is tone deaf and shameless. She couldn’t read the room 3 weeks ago before she spewed this garbage?
January 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Cheryl Hines is tone deaf and shameless. She couldn’t read the room 3 weeks ago before she spewed this garbage?
He has never touched his Tonight Show money.
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
He has never touched his Tonight Show money.
I just watched Jay Kelly. More like Noah Baumbomb. Who’s with me? The movie was 9 hours long.
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I just watched Jay Kelly. More like Noah Baumbomb. Who’s with me? The movie was 9 hours long.
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Reminder that I'm available for cover gigs right now !!
My email is in my bio if you want to contact me 😉
My email is in my bio if you want to contact me 😉
November 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Reminder that I'm available for cover gigs right now !!
My email is in my bio if you want to contact me 😉
My email is in my bio if you want to contact me 😉
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Pretty gorgeous art!
Hi #PortfolioDay !
My name is Saly, I'm an Afro Caribbean comics artist. I made work for clients like DC comics, Image comics, Dauntless Stories, Boom! Studios and more!
I'm available for cover gigs.
email: lasalomee@gmail.com
Portfolio link: salomeeluceantoinette.carrd.co
My name is Saly, I'm an Afro Caribbean comics artist. I made work for clients like DC comics, Image comics, Dauntless Stories, Boom! Studios and more!
I'm available for cover gigs.
email: lasalomee@gmail.com
Portfolio link: salomeeluceantoinette.carrd.co
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Pretty gorgeous art!
My mom and dad met at Indiana University. Let’s keep their memory alive by watching #IU win the Rose Bowl. If that sounds like a cheap way to get sympathy rooting please keep in mind that I’m drunk.
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 AM
My mom and dad met at Indiana University. Let’s keep their memory alive by watching #IU win the Rose Bowl. If that sounds like a cheap way to get sympathy rooting please keep in mind that I’m drunk.
Happy New Year! I’ve never been happier to see a year end. I hope we can all put our differences aside and focus on stopping Discount Hitler from destroying what’s left of our country.
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Happy New Year! I’ve never been happier to see a year end. I hope we can all put our differences aside and focus on stopping Discount Hitler from destroying what’s left of our country.
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BREAKING: Zohran Kwame Mamdani has officially been sworn in as mayor of New York City, making history as NYC’s first Muslim and first South Asian Mayor. And yes he took his oath with his hand on a stack of Quran’s. ❤️
Let’s go! ✊🏽 youtube.com/shorts/p_OfF...
Let’s go! ✊🏽 youtube.com/shorts/p_OfF...
Zohran Mamdani sworn in as NYC Mayor
YouTube video by Qasim Rashid
youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Kwame Mamdani has officially been sworn in as mayor of New York City, making history as NYC’s first Muslim and first South Asian Mayor. And yes he took his oath with his hand on a stack of Quran’s. ❤️
Let’s go! ✊🏽 youtube.com/shorts/p_OfF...
Let’s go! ✊🏽 youtube.com/shorts/p_OfF...
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If you can, please help stop hate and dismantle white supremacy by giving to this wonderful organization: The Southern Poverty Law Center @splcenter.org
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
If you can, please help stop hate and dismantle white supremacy by giving to this wonderful organization: The Southern Poverty Law Center @splcenter.org
If you can, please help stop hate and dismantle white supremacy by giving to this wonderful organization: The Southern Poverty Law Center @splcenter.org
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
If you can, please help stop hate and dismantle white supremacy by giving to this wonderful organization: The Southern Poverty Law Center @splcenter.org
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Today in a FREE edition of The Mets Newsletter:
- Big Day Coming? Jeff Passan seems to think so for the Mets
- Juan Soto has a type
- People were totally normal about Katia Lindor
- Jeff McNeil said goodbye
- They call him Hot Corner Ronny now
themetsnewsletter.com/p/big-day-co...
- Big Day Coming? Jeff Passan seems to think so for the Mets
- Juan Soto has a type
- People were totally normal about Katia Lindor
- Jeff McNeil said goodbye
- They call him Hot Corner Ronny now
themetsnewsletter.com/p/big-day-co...
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Today in a FREE edition of The Mets Newsletter:
- Big Day Coming? Jeff Passan seems to think so for the Mets
- Juan Soto has a type
- People were totally normal about Katia Lindor
- Jeff McNeil said goodbye
- They call him Hot Corner Ronny now
themetsnewsletter.com/p/big-day-co...
- Big Day Coming? Jeff Passan seems to think so for the Mets
- Juan Soto has a type
- People were totally normal about Katia Lindor
- Jeff McNeil said goodbye
- They call him Hot Corner Ronny now
themetsnewsletter.com/p/big-day-co...
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Today in The Mets Newsletter: ($)
- Ronny Mauricio is still here, you guys
- Francisco Lindor is on the move!
- To a new house
- There was only preliminary interest in Willson Conteras
themetsnewsletter.com/p/ronny-maur...
- Ronny Mauricio is still here, you guys
- Francisco Lindor is on the move!
- To a new house
- There was only preliminary interest in Willson Conteras
themetsnewsletter.com/p/ronny-maur...
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Today in The Mets Newsletter: ($)
- Ronny Mauricio is still here, you guys
- Francisco Lindor is on the move!
- To a new house
- There was only preliminary interest in Willson Conteras
themetsnewsletter.com/p/ronny-maur...
- Ronny Mauricio is still here, you guys
- Francisco Lindor is on the move!
- To a new house
- There was only preliminary interest in Willson Conteras
themetsnewsletter.com/p/ronny-maur...
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Hope she discovers that she’s not in the will when her hubby kicks the bucket. 🪣
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hope she discovers that she’s not in the will when her hubby kicks the bucket. 🪣
I was surfing the thing and just found out that one item in my house may cause sleep apnea. Spoiler alert: It’s my pillow.
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I was surfing the thing and just found out that one item in my house may cause sleep apnea. Spoiler alert: It’s my pillow.