Chris Miller
@millerlowlife14.bsky.social
Watches movies. Loves baseball. Hates fascists.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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I LOVE THIS FUCKIN SHIT
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I LOVE THIS FUCKIN SHIT
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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#Gonzaga posted one of its better three-point shooting games in program history during a 100-61 rout of Maryland, pushing the Zags into the Players Era Festival Championship game.
Who stood out in another big win for the Bulldogs?
https://ow.ly/Mmgb50XxW4L
Who stood out in another big win for the Bulldogs?
https://ow.ly/Mmgb50XxW4L
Gonzaga Mashes Maryland 100-61, Advances to Face Michigan in Players Era Festival Championship — Emerald City Spectrum
Gonzaga posted one of its better three-point shooting games in program history during a 100-61 rout of Maryland, pushing the Zags into the Players Era Festival Championship game. Who stood out in another big win for the Bulldogs?
ow.ly
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
#Gonzaga posted one of its better three-point shooting games in program history during a 100-61 rout of Maryland, pushing the Zags into the Players Era Festival Championship game.
Who stood out in another big win for the Bulldogs?
https://ow.ly/Mmgb50XxW4L
Who stood out in another big win for the Bulldogs?
https://ow.ly/Mmgb50XxW4L
Look at this adorable little idiot
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Look at this adorable little idiot
2 Pootie 2 Tang
BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
2 Pootie 2 Tang
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
The penalty is literally called intentional grounding. Kind of seems like judging intent is at the core of what we're doing here.
Sure, you can't judge intent. But, that pass was clearly NOT intentionally grounded.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The penalty is literally called intentional grounding. Kind of seems like judging intent is at the core of what we're doing here.
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More like Brock P.U.rdy because brother, he STINKS
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
More like Brock P.U.rdy because brother, he STINKS
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Sure, you can't judge intent. But, that pass was clearly NOT intentionally grounded.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Sure, you can't judge intent. But, that pass was clearly NOT intentionally grounded.
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Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
Me every time Brock Purdy throws it to a wide open Carolina Panther
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me every time Brock Purdy throws it to a wide open Carolina Panther
Now we're cookin'
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Now we're cookin'
There's gotta be a better name for this
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There's gotta be a better name for this
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
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"my technology lets you use the phone to insult people with bad language." you invented the jerky boys. you polluted a deeply impoverished, majority black community so that you could invent the jerky boys.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"my technology lets you use the phone to insult people with bad language." you invented the jerky boys. you polluted a deeply impoverished, majority black community so that you could invent the jerky boys.
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Your average Hall of Fame voter is very similar to your average American voter in that they make completely illogical and arbitrary choices that will just make you depressed if you try to understand them.
Ballot #1 in the 2026 Hall of Fame voting cycle is from Jorge Morejón. Andruw Jones receives the first net gained vote of the cycle. Jones finished last year 8.8% shy of election. Morejón's column: www.martinoticias.com/a/opini%C3%B...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Your average Hall of Fame voter is very similar to your average American voter in that they make completely illogical and arbitrary choices that will just make you depressed if you try to understand them.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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I liked it a lot more when Cam Ward did this for WSU vs against my team
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I liked it a lot more when Cam Ward did this for WSU vs against my team
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Jaxson Smith-Njigba is impossible. Just became the Seahawks’ all-time single-season receiving yards leader, passing DK Metcalf with 6.5 games to go.
I cannot believe what we’re watching.
I cannot believe what we’re watching.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jaxson Smith-Njigba is impossible. Just became the Seahawks’ all-time single-season receiving yards leader, passing DK Metcalf with 6.5 games to go.
I cannot believe what we’re watching.
I cannot believe what we’re watching.
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
JSN vs Titans DBs
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
JSN vs Titans DBs
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