Lumber Jackson
@millburray.bsky.social
corn medalist in the 2024 poop olympics and fart sommelier.
“No penis ever touched Mary’s vagina” oh ok so Jesus was a girl then?
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
“No penis ever touched Mary’s vagina” oh ok so Jesus was a girl then?
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Turns out Bari Weiss’s wife was buddies with Jeffrey Epstein, but I’m sure it’s just a weird coincidence that she killed a @60minutes.bsky.social story about the Epstein files
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January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Turns out Bari Weiss’s wife was buddies with Jeffrey Epstein, but I’m sure it’s just a weird coincidence that she killed a @60minutes.bsky.social story about the Epstein files
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ok all but this one cop
"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
ok all but this one cop
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is it because he fucks kids?
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
is it because he fucks kids?
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In an interview in October, Howard Lutnick said after he met Epstein in 2005, he vowed to “never be in a room with that disgusting person ever again.”
Documents released today by Trump's DOJ say otherwise.
Documents released today by Trump's DOJ say otherwise.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
In an interview in October, Howard Lutnick said after he met Epstein in 2005, he vowed to “never be in a room with that disgusting person ever again.”
Documents released today by Trump's DOJ say otherwise.
Documents released today by Trump's DOJ say otherwise.
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Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil cosplaying as Kid Rock’s shitty concept of how eyebrows fucking work
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil cosplaying as Kid Rock’s shitty concept of how eyebrows fucking work
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
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January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
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Oh: Brad Karp? This Brad Karp? I’m getting a sudden sense of clarity about his unhesitant bend of the knee to the Trump II White House.
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Oh: Brad Karp? This Brad Karp? I’m getting a sudden sense of clarity about his unhesitant bend of the knee to the Trump II White House.
Epstein was begging me to go and I was like, “Eww, no, I don’t like the taste of teen ass.”
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge
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Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
futurism.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Epstein was begging me to go and I was like, “Eww, no, I don’t like the taste of teen ass.”
Trump: I assume everyone got where they are the way I did, by cheating
Trump on the Virginia governor: "I don't know how they get elected. The get elected because they cheat, if you want to know the truth. If they didn't cheat, they'd have no chance."
January 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Trump: I assume everyone got where they are the way I did, by cheating
Hope? That was a different guy.
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Hope? That was a different guy.
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Most media headlines right now are like "We are laying off 2/3 of our staff and also the president is our ombudsman now" but somehow David Brooks got two new jobs in one day
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Most media headlines right now are like "We are laying off 2/3 of our staff and also the president is our ombudsman now" but somehow David Brooks got two new jobs in one day
Wow, when was Tommy Tubertown elected again?
Sen. Tommy Tuberville: "It all goes back to the 2020 election. They cheated the heck out of President Trump. They cheated some senators. There's people that are up here in the Senate and House right now that got in because the ballot boxes were stuffed."
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Wow, when was Tommy Tubertown elected again?
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The Hague is the moderate position:
![Portland [Maine] Press Herald
“Nene Barry, who does not have a driver's license and speaks little English, was left alone inside the car with her infant.
"He did everything for us, and now he's not here. What am I going to do alone with a 1-month-old baby in the cold?" Nene Barry said in an interview this week in French.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uw23iejx3tw7wri5auqlmqfj/bafkreieamihj5peyjfqzwnmzk6rinnasq6cextttjtoomzxqxv6gx4lj54@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The Hague is the moderate position:
“In theater” m’kay, cap’n dipshit.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 PM
“In theater” m’kay, cap’n dipshit.
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The more you know... 🌈🌟
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 AM
The more you know... 🌈🌟
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It is wild to me that a military incursion to steal another country’s resources so the president can have a personal slush fund in Qatar is like the 5th most scandalous thing currently happening.
this is a straightforward impeachable offense for trump, vance, rubio and every other person down the line who enabled it and the framers would have thought impeachment for it did not go nearly far enough
Marco Rubio: "The oil proceeds are being deposited into an account that ultimately will become a US Treasury blocked account here in the US. We will say 'this is what this money can be spent on.' They will submit to us a budget request -- 'we want to use the money on these things.'"
January 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It is wild to me that a military incursion to steal another country’s resources so the president can have a personal slush fund in Qatar is like the 5th most scandalous thing currently happening.
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Oh no how many kids she eat?
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Oh no how many kids she eat?
The trump Kennedy Center didn’t exist until last month, how could it have been running deficits for years?
Trump refuses to take responsibility for anything.
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The trump Kennedy Center didn’t exist until last month, how could it have been running deficits for years?
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Well they’ve already publicly executed a man and a woman so the next logical step would be a child.
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Well they’ve already publicly executed a man and a woman so the next logical step would be a child.
Dude looks like he lost a slap fight with a bottle of rosé before stepping in front of his personalized Queerty-colored step-and-repeat
Rep. Randy Fine on Ilhan Omar getting attacked: "I blame Ilhan Omar for what happened"
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Dude looks like he lost a slap fight with a bottle of rosé before stepping in front of his personalized Queerty-colored step-and-repeat
It’s because there are some who think he deserved it, and those who don’t are too chickenshit to stand up for what they believe. In the vein of that saying about teachers: Those who can’t, sing about it. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Alex Pretti Helped Veterans and Owned a Gun. Why Is Country Music Silent About His Death?
Country artists love to sing about the military and guns, but few have said anything about the death of VA nurse and legal gun owner Alex Pretti.
www.rollingstone.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 AM
It’s because there are some who think he deserved it, and those who don’t are too chickenshit to stand up for what they believe. In the vein of that saying about teachers: Those who can’t, sing about it. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...