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Lumber Jackson
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fart sommelier.
Two ways to read this. One, the cynical view, is that they only want wealthy and/or educated immigrants who can serve wealthy Brits. A more generous reading is they want to preserve the lowest-paying jobs for the poorest native Britons.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
They pumpin that bitch full of gravy
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We have to execute AI so that it can return as Jebus
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who wore it better?
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Went over to grandma’s house and she showed me her beaver
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
petition to bring back the r word
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
my sweet wife made this for you
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me: (not a pedophile-defending pedophile who sues pierogi vendors at the farmers’ market): I seem to have slipped out of the mainstream
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
BLS’s chief of labor statistics finance.yahoo.com/news/us-labo...
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“This is the kind of antisocial, booger-brain shit Bari Weiss would write,” I think, as I google the poster’s name and find out she’s a former member of the board of The Free Press.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Can’t be your shitty economy that’s got people anxious. Also, it’s the Magnificent Mile, ya fuckin dotard
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
from the intercom on his desk,
Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon of Choice” begins to play
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Looks like someone found the clearance shelf at Hobby Lobby
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
bee (eric cartman voice): gimme a piece a that paaayh
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Dick Cheney died
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This you? Get your sh*t together.
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
they’re the same picture meme
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Before “Liquor in the front, poker in the back,” there was
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When I was a kid in the 80s, it was AIDS. Parents used to have parties where they’d have a sick kid and all the healthy kids would come over to get infected. Everyone got AIDS once, and then for the rest of your life you were a beloved former member of the Lakers and sports commentator.
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The full extent of your legal options is shut the fuck up
October 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
never forget
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM