Mikey Johnston
@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social
artist
body piercer
lifelong Mets fan
shitposter
socialist
rambler
rapidly aging punk
body piercer
lifelong Mets fan
shitposter
socialist
rambler
rapidly aging punk
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go go gadget consultancy firm
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
go go gadget consultancy firm
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Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
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conservative america last night
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
conservative america last night
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the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.
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lawyers posting about trump news every day
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lawyers posting about trump news every day
Another upstate ny w over the evil empire (north Florida)
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Another upstate ny w over the evil empire (north Florida)
Likely even
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Likely even
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i think about this a lot
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i think about this a lot
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You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
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Democrats don't oppose Trump on the border. They don't oppose him on Israel. They've already expressed support for regime change in Venezuela. They will back him on this. We don't have an opposition party and it infuriates me to no end.
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Democrats don't oppose Trump on the border. They don't oppose him on Israel. They've already expressed support for regime change in Venezuela. They will back him on this. We don't have an opposition party and it infuriates me to no end.
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[late to wake up]: Uh, this seems really bad.
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
[late to wake up]: Uh, this seems really bad.
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it's a real symptom of widespread anti-progressive media bias that an explicitly progressive candidate is expected to feel a need to be apologetic about being progressive.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
it's a real symptom of widespread anti-progressive media bias that an explicitly progressive candidate is expected to feel a need to be apologetic about being progressive.
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with all due respect (none,)
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
with all due respect (none,)
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A since-deleted tweet by former KKK grand wizard David Duke is nearly identical to the statement today made by Vice President JD Vance
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A since-deleted tweet by former KKK grand wizard David Duke is nearly identical to the statement today made by Vice President JD Vance
I still cannot tell you for certain which Paul brother got beat up last night. Not sure it really matters
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I still cannot tell you for certain which Paul brother got beat up last night. Not sure it really matters
airhorns
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
airhorns
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I still can’t get over how Matt Shaw walked away from his team for days during a pennant race to do Turning Point shit and i didn’t see a single “he’s a bad teammate” column in a major media outlet. Craig Counsell didn’t even have to field the question!
Cubs’ top of the lineup looks so different without Cody Bellinger
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I still can’t get over how Matt Shaw walked away from his team for days during a pennant race to do Turning Point shit and i didn’t see a single “he’s a bad teammate” column in a major media outlet. Craig Counsell didn’t even have to field the question!
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Not that I have a ton of sympathy for Olivia Nuzzi but this is insane framing: "Woman who complained about privacy violations gets her privacy violated."
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December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Not that I have a ton of sympathy for Olivia Nuzzi but this is insane framing: "Woman who complained about privacy violations gets her privacy violated."
nypost.com/2025/12/03/u...
nypost.com/2025/12/03/u...
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Christmas Covers By Decade
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Christmas Covers By Decade
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
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The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks