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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3

tj, any pronouns
her posture is giving cruella deville
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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i have high cholesterol too, i have since i was a teenager. but im not gonna be a goddamn coward about it. if a plate of corned beef hash with eggs over easy kills me then that’s just how i go
December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Eating all the pine needles off the floor as a child helped me develop the thick waxy coating I have today
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
she yearns for the sauce
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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absolute genius maneuver from bari weiss spiking this story now an exponentially higher amount of people will care about this and watch it anyways
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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woke 2.0 is here baby and we're putting dick veins on everything
who else prefers vein-in avocado
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Third Way Terrified to Learn of Fourth Way
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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who else prefers vein-in avocado
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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they're removing the balls vein from the avocado
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
who else prefers vein-in avocado
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
what type of christmas gift is best to get for your partner: bouba, or kiki?
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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We had a motivational speaker assembly at work and I've personally never been and seen so many people instantaneously demotivated. The only people excited about it were the managers who hired him. Almost as if when you make $150k+ a year you love hearing that it's because you did everything right.
December 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
he a lil confused but he got the spirit
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
nintendo switch
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I'm not certain, but I think this might be the first photo of former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak from an Epstein release
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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i saw the new epstein photo release and remembered the president is one of the most prominent pedophiles in the world and nothing will be done about that, oh well
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I feel like if we just executed every adult man that has physically touched Jeffrey Epstein that's a lot more omelette than broken egg
In the interest of transparency, we will continue to release photos from the Epstein estate. We have released an additional 70+ photos sent to our Committee. More to come. See them using the link below. ⬇️

www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/fq3vn...
Dropbox
www.dropbox.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
nothing like coming home to a fresh pair of doggers
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
heathrow is the worst-run airport i've ever had to travel through
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
the uk is unbelievably grey. flat seattle with imperial nostalgia
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM