Michael Scorpio
michaelscorpio.bsky.social
Michael Scorpio
@michaelscorpio.bsky.social
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For context: This is one of the ministers at Lake Street Church of Evanston, arrested earlier this month outside Broadview.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Sooo here's a little public records request I just made to the University of Oklahoma.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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if you ask students to list the causes of the Irish famine and they just say “the Irish are demonic” can you really not fail that kid?
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Even worse the instructor then. They don't even have actual protections of the job. They're just being sacrificed by the Uni to save the feelings of TPUSA folks.

Christ.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Dwayne McDuffie (a black writer, it should be said) included "The Brown Bomber" as an alternate version of Black Lightning in a realm created by Anansi the Spider as a joke about this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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spoken like someone who doesn't understand how to USE the diarrhea fountain
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Being anti crypto isn’t being anti-tech. Being anti-open ai isn’t being anti-tech.

It’s like saying anti-ride share is anti-transportation or being anti-wework is anti-real estate like no these are industries that have been fully captured by duplicitous bad actors and require intense regulations
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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“Why get scammed when you can be a scammer?”
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I turned myself into a pickle, Battler. I'm Pickle Witch!
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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the anti-war candidate
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Cause she had a STRONG FLOOR… and you had your head all the way up to the no ceiling…
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Everytime i see new ads for the upcoming avatar movie, im thibking about this
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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If shit like LifeLock by Norton actually worked, they wouldn't need to be pumping infomercials out on every available channel.

Everyone would just buy it
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Everything this man says is just an attempt to find a new viewership base. There’s no point in even entertaining him. Let him go the way of his brother
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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🎶 Don't! Stop! Bitching about tomorrow!
no one likes someone stuck in the past stop bitching about today and start bitching about tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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We ❤️ Debbie.
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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listen it's not as pithy but WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR CHILD'S GENITALIA might work
just spitballing here: a good slogan for dems in 2026 or 2028 might be BAN SCAMS
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM