Michael Scorpio
@michaelscorpio.bsky.social
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We ❤️ Debbie.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We ❤️ Debbie.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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listen it's not as pithy but WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR CHILD'S GENITALIA might work
just spitballing here: a good slogan for dems in 2026 or 2028 might be BAN SCAMS
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
listen it's not as pithy but WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR CHILD'S GENITALIA might work
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
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Seeing the surge of games directly inspired by 4E like Lancer, Draw Steel, Hellpiercers, Strike, and more makes me so smug. Grognards tried to strangle 4E in its crib yet the most bold designs are coming from it
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Seeing the surge of games directly inspired by 4E like Lancer, Draw Steel, Hellpiercers, Strike, and more makes me so smug. Grognards tried to strangle 4E in its crib yet the most bold designs are coming from it
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My hot take is that most 5e groups today would be happier playing 4th edition.
older gamers aren't mad about wokeness in games. we're mad that DND 4th Edition was jettisoned for the mechanically inferior 5th Edition
Even by the standards of anti-woke journalism this is lazy dreck. The first piece of "evidence" that older gamers are mad about wokeness is a random Reddit comment — that isn't a complaint about wokeness.
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My hot take is that most 5e groups today would be happier playing 4th edition.
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Bring back my beloved Warlord and I’ll back it on day one.
4e was brilliant. I loved the power sources + role combos.
4e was brilliant. I loved the power sources + role combos.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bring back my beloved Warlord and I’ll back it on day one.
4e was brilliant. I loved the power sources + role combos.
4e was brilliant. I loved the power sources + role combos.
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All the changes over the past several decades are good because they attempt to detangle and move away from a lot of the weird fascism baked into the game itself.
It's also something similar to videogames where the most vocal and the most stink anti-woke voices don't play the games anyway
It's also something similar to videogames where the most vocal and the most stink anti-woke voices don't play the games anyway
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
All the changes over the past several decades are good because they attempt to detangle and move away from a lot of the weird fascism baked into the game itself.
It's also something similar to videogames where the most vocal and the most stink anti-woke voices don't play the games anyway
It's also something similar to videogames where the most vocal and the most stink anti-woke voices don't play the games anyway
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It's also important to note the bit at the end of that comment about evil species in dnd.
They're racial stereotypes and gygax was a racist, hence why they're inherently evil. The demonsterification of them is good.
They're racial stereotypes and gygax was a racist, hence why they're inherently evil. The demonsterification of them is good.
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's also important to note the bit at the end of that comment about evil species in dnd.
They're racial stereotypes and gygax was a racist, hence why they're inherently evil. The demonsterification of them is good.
They're racial stereotypes and gygax was a racist, hence why they're inherently evil. The demonsterification of them is good.
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This thread is the perfect example of what I mean. The quote is pulled from an entire conversation about wokeness in D&D. The author ignored the consensus (wokeness is fine) and cherry-picked the one comment he misread as confirming his thesis.
www.reddit.com/r/DnD/commen...
www.reddit.com/r/DnD/commen...
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This thread is the perfect example of what I mean. The quote is pulled from an entire conversation about wokeness in D&D. The author ignored the consensus (wokeness is fine) and cherry-picked the one comment he misread as confirming his thesis.
www.reddit.com/r/DnD/commen...
www.reddit.com/r/DnD/commen...
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This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.
"Woke is ruining D&D". Meanwhile Dimension 20, one of the wokest real play shows around, just sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl for live shows and brings armies of new players to RPGs.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.
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I'm going to make sure Woke 2 includes Martial Healers
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm going to make sure Woke 2 includes Martial Healers
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older gamers aren't mad about wokeness in games. we're mad that DND 4th Edition was jettisoned for the mechanically inferior 5th Edition
Even by the standards of anti-woke journalism this is lazy dreck. The first piece of "evidence" that older gamers are mad about wokeness is a random Reddit comment — that isn't a complaint about wokeness.
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
older gamers aren't mad about wokeness in games. we're mad that DND 4th Edition was jettisoned for the mechanically inferior 5th Edition
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I don't think I've ever gotten more pissed off while making a video in my life. I hate these people with every bone in my body
I F██████ HATE THESE C███S
YouTube video by Jack Saint
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don't think I've ever gotten more pissed off while making a video in my life. I hate these people with every bone in my body
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"Hickory Dickory Dock! Hey AI why don't you suck m-"
"ALRIGHT! HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE A DIRTY BOMB! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" - ChatGPT
"ALRIGHT! HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE A DIRTY BOMB! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" - ChatGPT
Subjecting a language model to escalating Andrew Dice Clay limericks until its internal guardrail process finally taps out, like waterboarding a robot
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Hickory Dickory Dock! Hey AI why don't you suck m-"
"ALRIGHT! HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE A DIRTY BOMB! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" - ChatGPT
"ALRIGHT! HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE A DIRTY BOMB! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" - ChatGPT
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Hit up your favorite non google search engine and check it out for yourselves…
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hit up your favorite non google search engine and check it out for yourselves…
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He was absolutely one of the best comedians of our time, and a lot of that came from riffing in sometimes-filthy, sometimes-absurdist ways on his own moral sensibilities (which trended liberatory).
Then he was held to an actual moral standards and it broke him
Then he was held to an actual moral standards and it broke him
Don't tell me that Louis CK was never funny.
Louis CK was absolutely funny before his controversy and it's remarkable that after being backed into a corner, he went all in on unfunny racist and transphobic jokes.
It's FASCINATING how he stopped being funny overnight.
Louis CK was absolutely funny before his controversy and it's remarkable that after being backed into a corner, he went all in on unfunny racist and transphobic jokes.
It's FASCINATING how he stopped being funny overnight.
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
He was absolutely one of the best comedians of our time, and a lot of that came from riffing in sometimes-filthy, sometimes-absurdist ways on his own moral sensibilities (which trended liberatory).
Then he was held to an actual moral standards and it broke him
Then he was held to an actual moral standards and it broke him
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we expect them to stay gone and not get rehabbed by insider blowjob pieces in the new yorker
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
we expect them to stay gone and not get rehabbed by insider blowjob pieces in the new yorker
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wow, he doesn't even NEED to jerk himself off in front of women. you're doing it for him!
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
wow, he doesn't even NEED to jerk himself off in front of women. you're doing it for him!
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The expectation that everyone who liked him before they found out he was an unapologetic turbocreep should continue to like him.
But he's an unapologetic turbocreep. Now his audience is people who like that sort of thing. There are unfortunately plenty of those, but why should I want him back?
But he's an unapologetic turbocreep. Now his audience is people who like that sort of thing. There are unfortunately plenty of those, but why should I want him back?
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The expectation that everyone who liked him before they found out he was an unapologetic turbocreep should continue to like him.
But he's an unapologetic turbocreep. Now his audience is people who like that sort of thing. There are unfortunately plenty of those, but why should I want him back?
But he's an unapologetic turbocreep. Now his audience is people who like that sort of thing. There are unfortunately plenty of those, but why should I want him back?
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shouldn't a cancelled performer actually be cancelled before they come back
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
shouldn't a cancelled performer actually be cancelled before they come back
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Let's say someone makes a polite post about how protecting rights of trans people is a purity test we all should avoid. And someone else replies and tell them to go fuck themselves. Which one of these would be considered toxic low-quality one?
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let's say someone makes a polite post about how protecting rights of trans people is a purity test we all should avoid. And someone else replies and tell them to go fuck themselves. Which one of these would be considered toxic low-quality one?
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Hey remember that whole "Bluesky doesn't have algorithms" thing
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hey remember that whole "Bluesky doesn't have algorithms" thing
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🎶I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🎶I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!🎶
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“URGENT: My family is freezing inside a tent this winter while my mom fights cancer. We desperately need $300 for basic needs and her care. She’s getting weaker every day. Please don’t let her suffer alone—your kindness could save her. 🙏❤️”
chuffed.org/project/1554...
chuffed.org/project/1554...
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“URGENT: My family is freezing inside a tent this winter while my mom fights cancer. We desperately need $300 for basic needs and her care. She’s getting weaker every day. Please don’t let her suffer alone—your kindness could save her. 🙏❤️”
chuffed.org/project/1554...
chuffed.org/project/1554...