michael coyote
@michaelcoyote.bsky.social
michaelcoyote just about everywhere. Mostly https://mastodon.social/@michaelcoyote these days...
This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you.
ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis
This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you.
ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis
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michael coyote
@michaelcoyote.bsky.social
· Oct 29
Unless I absolutely must for professional reasons, I will not be watching your nuclear war movie. I will not be watching your incredibly bleak and depressing murder show. I will not be watching your artistic despair. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t order water when I’m already bailing my boat.
Same.
Also, I am spending less and less time here on bsky for the same reason.
I have decided that knowing every terrible thing that happens in a given day is not good for me and what might be better is to attempt to connect with my community and do things.
This might be better for you too. ❤️
Also, I am spending less and less time here on bsky for the same reason.
I have decided that knowing every terrible thing that happens in a given day is not good for me and what might be better is to attempt to connect with my community and do things.
This might be better for you too. ❤️
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If anybody thinks this is a joke
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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isn't this just the story of being alive in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
isn't this just the story of being alive in 2026
That march for billionaires thing might be a bit but I don't really have the energy for that sort of crap right now.
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
That march for billionaires thing might be a bit but I don't really have the energy for that sort of crap right now.
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was wondering when a candidate was gonna try this type of creative - thrilled to see it's a candidate that I actually would love to see help lead
progressive campaigns leaning more into the atypical message strategy are kicking so much ass of late. we love to see it
progressive campaigns leaning more into the atypical message strategy are kicking so much ass of late. we love to see it
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 PM
was wondering when a candidate was gonna try this type of creative - thrilled to see it's a candidate that I actually would love to see help lead
progressive campaigns leaning more into the atypical message strategy are kicking so much ass of late. we love to see it
progressive campaigns leaning more into the atypical message strategy are kicking so much ass of late. we love to see it
Wait...
Robin Leach?
Robin Fuckin' Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous Leach?
That fuckin guy?
Robin Leach?
Robin Fuckin' Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous Leach?
That fuckin guy?
Did the DOJ really just oopsie "Robin Leach strangled a child at a sex party attended to by multiple Presidents" then redact the whole page or am I becoming Qanon
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Wait...
Robin Leach?
Robin Fuckin' Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous Leach?
That fuckin guy?
Robin Leach?
Robin Fuckin' Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous Leach?
That fuckin guy?
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Up the punx, we won! $760,007 in total. Press release later. We drink cider now.
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Up the punx, we won! $760,007 in total. Press release later. We drink cider now.
I pulled all mine out and reread them and they're still great. 90 page fight scenes and 90s hipsters and references to places we loved in Columbus and beyond.
If Pope had any sin it was that he couldn't duplicate himself to pull off all the crazy shit he wanted to do with comics.
If Pope had any sin it was that he couldn't duplicate himself to pull off all the crazy shit he wanted to do with comics.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I pulled all mine out and reread them and they're still great. 90 page fight scenes and 90s hipsters and references to places we loved in Columbus and beyond.
If Pope had any sin it was that he couldn't duplicate himself to pull off all the crazy shit he wanted to do with comics.
If Pope had any sin it was that he couldn't duplicate himself to pull off all the crazy shit he wanted to do with comics.
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
"Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
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Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
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That guy should consider being the Chad Ed Markey instead
Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 AM
That guy should consider being the Chad Ed Markey instead
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Block everyone who posts like this in defense of the Democratic Party Establishment’s controlled opposition. You’ve heard it before, it’s designed to restrain the Left not the Right and it’s a complete waste of time to give these people attention they do not deserve. Their worldview is going extinct
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Block everyone who posts like this in defense of the Democratic Party Establishment’s controlled opposition. You’ve heard it before, it’s designed to restrain the Left not the Right and it’s a complete waste of time to give these people attention they do not deserve. Their worldview is going extinct
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Hot Skeletons in your Area, Pt.VII
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Hot Skeletons in your Area, Pt.VII
If anything radicalized me it was Ollie fuckin' North sitting in front of congress telling a bunch of obvious lies that wouldn't fool a 5 year old and getting away with it.
I knew fascism won in 2003 when Oliver North turned up on my TV as an "expert" discussing the invasion of Afghanistan.
They just, did that. Man was operating an international drugs/arms cartel that we used to overthrow democratic governments, and lied to congress about it.
Expert.
They just, did that. Man was operating an international drugs/arms cartel that we used to overthrow democratic governments, and lied to congress about it.
Expert.
January 28, 2026 at 10:44 PM
If anything radicalized me it was Ollie fuckin' North sitting in front of congress telling a bunch of obvious lies that wouldn't fool a 5 year old and getting away with it.
A Hockey Sports Manga with a Hanson Brothers homage?
Hrmmm....
Hrmmm....
@mothersbasement.bsky.social and @milesofficial.bsky.social were right, Dogsred rules.
Also, these brothers look suspiciously familiar…
Also, these brothers look suspiciously familiar…
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
A Hockey Sports Manga with a Hanson Brothers homage?
Hrmmm....
Hrmmm....
Larry Krasner has my vote.
This is great! Philly DA Larry Krasner vows to "hunt down" ICE agents who are breaking the law like Germany hunted down Nazis after WWII. “This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Larry Krasner has my vote.
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We're going to win because their side has no good art and they know it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
We're going to win because their side has no good art and they know it.
Well would you take a look at that.
Holy shit, there's an open carry #2A protest of ICE happening in Douglas County Colorado -- a very wealthy and very red suburb county of Denver. (I lived there for 16 years.) The Trump Administration pissing off committed gun owners sufficiently for them to join the protests against ICE is wild.
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Well would you take a look at that.
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Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night
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Handing this to Bovino and telling him that he can still follow the path of honor
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Handing this to Bovino and telling him that he can still follow the path of honor
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Joke’s on them, I learned this stuff reading Christian End Times novels in the early 90s, in which brave militias stood up against an authoritarian liberal president.
The rest of it is even funnier
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Joke’s on them, I learned this stuff reading Christian End Times novels in the early 90s, in which brave militias stood up against an authoritarian liberal president.
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I was going to ask y'all to donate to @signal.org but I had to do it first.
Now that I have, please consider learning about Signal, and why privacy is important, even when you don't have anything to hide, then consider donating to help Signal continue their work. signal.org/donate
Now that I have, please consider learning about Signal, and why privacy is important, even when you don't have anything to hide, then consider donating to help Signal continue their work. signal.org/donate
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I was going to ask y'all to donate to @signal.org but I had to do it first.
Now that I have, please consider learning about Signal, and why privacy is important, even when you don't have anything to hide, then consider donating to help Signal continue their work. signal.org/donate
Now that I have, please consider learning about Signal, and why privacy is important, even when you don't have anything to hide, then consider donating to help Signal continue their work. signal.org/donate
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