michael coyote
@michaelcoyote.bsky.social
michaelcoyote just about everywhere. Mostly https://mastodon.social/@michaelcoyote these days...
This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you.
ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis
This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you.
ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis
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Unless I absolutely must for professional reasons, I will not be watching your nuclear war movie. I will not be watching your incredibly bleak and depressing murder show. I will not be watching your artistic despair. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t order water when I’m already bailing my boat.
Same.
Also, I am spending less and less time here on bsky for the same reason.
I have decided that knowing every terrible thing that happens in a given day is not good for me and what might be better is to attempt to connect with my community and do things.
This might be better for you too. ❤️
Also, I am spending less and less time here on bsky for the same reason.
I have decided that knowing every terrible thing that happens in a given day is not good for me and what might be better is to attempt to connect with my community and do things.
This might be better for you too. ❤️
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Posting Grok screenshots is the lowest form of commentary. Anyone can make a computer spit out nazi shit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Posting Grok screenshots is the lowest form of commentary. Anyone can make a computer spit out nazi shit.
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Japanese twitter taking the Suica penguin news very normally
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Japanese twitter taking the Suica penguin news very normally
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Kurt Vonnegut's passage about Armistice Day in "Breakfast of Champions" always hit hard.
He wrote this to make sure everyone knew what we lost when we changed the name of the holiday to Veterans' Day.
www.loa.org/news-and-vie...
He wrote this to make sure everyone knew what we lost when we changed the name of the holiday to Veterans' Day.
www.loa.org/news-and-vie...
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Kurt Vonnegut's passage about Armistice Day in "Breakfast of Champions" always hit hard.
He wrote this to make sure everyone knew what we lost when we changed the name of the holiday to Veterans' Day.
www.loa.org/news-and-vie...
He wrote this to make sure everyone knew what we lost when we changed the name of the holiday to Veterans' Day.
www.loa.org/news-and-vie...
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Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
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I've had the (dis)pleasure of serving as a notetaker at board meetings with wealthy trustees. The rich people in the room definitely went "Omg! Wow! What a genius!"
So yes, they are morons.
So yes, they are morons.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Droughts are not just a feature of the western US.
There's Some pretty bad droughts going on in Maine, Ohio, Florida and Georgia right now. Georgia had two multiyear droughts already this century and were discussing running out of water in Atlanta.
droughtmonitor.unl.edu/CurrentMap.a...
There's Some pretty bad droughts going on in Maine, Ohio, Florida and Georgia right now. Georgia had two multiyear droughts already this century and were discussing running out of water in Atlanta.
droughtmonitor.unl.edu/CurrentMap.a...
Current Map | U.S. Drought Monitor
droughtmonitor.unl.edu
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Droughts are not just a feature of the western US.
There's Some pretty bad droughts going on in Maine, Ohio, Florida and Georgia right now. Georgia had two multiyear droughts already this century and were discussing running out of water in Atlanta.
droughtmonitor.unl.edu/CurrentMap.a...
There's Some pretty bad droughts going on in Maine, Ohio, Florida and Georgia right now. Georgia had two multiyear droughts already this century and were discussing running out of water in Atlanta.
droughtmonitor.unl.edu/CurrentMap.a...
LOL
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
LOL
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
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We’re hiring!
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We’re hiring!
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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Optimus robots will just kinda follow criminals around and make sure they don't commit crimes again, so we can eliminate prisons.
These are all things Elon Musk is literally saying.
These are all things Elon Musk is literally saying.
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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If you needed a visual representation of the Trump presidency, I probably couldn't think of a better one.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you needed a visual representation of the Trump presidency, I probably couldn't think of a better one.
Two things about Mamdami that are bouncing around my head today.
1) Dude told people to quit donating and go canvass. He trained a bunch of canvassers, many from outside nyc.
2) There are a bunch of people looking around their hometowns and thinking. Why can't we have someone like that here?
1) Dude told people to quit donating and go canvass. He trained a bunch of canvassers, many from outside nyc.
2) There are a bunch of people looking around their hometowns and thinking. Why can't we have someone like that here?
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Two things about Mamdami that are bouncing around my head today.
1) Dude told people to quit donating and go canvass. He trained a bunch of canvassers, many from outside nyc.
2) There are a bunch of people looking around their hometowns and thinking. Why can't we have someone like that here?
1) Dude told people to quit donating and go canvass. He trained a bunch of canvassers, many from outside nyc.
2) There are a bunch of people looking around their hometowns and thinking. Why can't we have someone like that here?
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About six people texted me this. I am perceived.
Big news day today so you might have missed @npr.org quietly sliding a Doobie Brothers Tiny Desk under the front door. youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ
The Doobie Brothers: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
About six people texted me this. I am perceived.
Normally I wouldn't advocate this but maybe ceej can have the lathe of heaven just this once as a treat.
midterm wipeout, massive stroke, incapacitated fourteen days, lame duck replacement
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Normally I wouldn't advocate this but maybe ceej can have the lathe of heaven just this once as a treat.
LOL
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
LOL
Zorhan Mamdami as Mayor of NYC feels a little bit like the second coming of Fiorella La Guardia.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Zorhan Mamdami as Mayor of NYC feels a little bit like the second coming of Fiorella La Guardia.
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“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
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When you recount this election day:
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When you recount this election day:
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It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh
LMFAO
BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
LMFAO
Congratulations Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Congratulations Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social