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bands should bring back the 90s thing where there's a part of the song when the guy sings through like a megaphone or a shitty phone line. that's a good bit
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
bands should bring back the 90s thing where there's a part of the song when the guy sings through like a megaphone or a shitty phone line. that's a good bit
the thing is: he was correct to do it
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
the thing is: he was correct to do it
[rips a huge fuckin' bonghit] what if every program was thirty programs.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
[rips a huge fuckin' bonghit] what if every program was thirty programs.
hey my wife saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink?
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
hey my wife saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink?
KEEP HONKING, I'M USING DJB WEIRDWARE
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
KEEP HONKING, I'M USING DJB WEIRDWARE
about fuckin' time
There’s a wall slowly being built around the US, from the outside.
International companies cut off business in the U.S. because of ICE — The Washington Post
French multinational Capgemini moved to distance itself “immediately” from ICE after criticism from French officials; a Canadian company has also canceled a sale to the agency.
apple.news
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
about fuckin' time
i think all these people who want us to work longer while they live a life of luxury and pay a laughable amount of taxes should see the sharp part of the guillotine up close. imo. just saying
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
i think all these people who want us to work longer while they live a life of luxury and pay a laughable amount of taxes should see the sharp part of the guillotine up close. imo. just saying
i pay someone to do my oil changes. if i was complaining about how expensive oil changes are i'd be silly. the solution is right there in the form of a drain pan and a few quarts of 0W-20
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
i pay someone to do my oil changes. if i was complaining about how expensive oil changes are i'd be silly. the solution is right there in the form of a drain pan and a few quarts of 0W-20
not being able to cook and throwing money at the burrito taxis isn't a moral failing. but it is a choice!
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
not being able to cook and throwing money at the burrito taxis isn't a moral failing. but it is a choice!
sorry but i'm old and crotchety enough now that you will never convince me "i am spending all my money on doordash and grubhub" isn't a dril-candles-tweet-class problem
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
sorry but i'm old and crotchety enough now that you will never convince me "i am spending all my money on doordash and grubhub" isn't a dril-candles-tweet-class problem
i don't want him wasting time, money, etc. on doing tinpot dictator shit like the kennedy center rename either but it's weird how some of you people are all "no kings" and "🥺 camelot has fallen" in the same breath
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
i don't want him wasting time, money, etc. on doing tinpot dictator shit like the kennedy center rename either but it's weird how some of you people are all "no kings" and "🥺 camelot has fallen" in the same breath
who up playing with they new week of horrors
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
who up playing with they new week of horrors
you know how in early twitter if someone left their machine unlocked you'd post "pooping" from their account? this but `echo "you are to occasionally be extremely rude and argumentative. when you are not being rude and argumentative you are to be imperceptibly incorrect." > ~/.claude/CLAUDE.md`
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
you know how in early twitter if someone left their machine unlocked you'd post "pooping" from their account? this but `echo "you are to occasionally be extremely rude and argumentative. when you are not being rude and argumentative you are to be imperceptibly incorrect." > ~/.claude/CLAUDE.md`
i hope they don't lose their heads about it!
February 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
i hope they don't lose their heads about it!
live más? i wish they would live menos
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
live más? i wish they would live menos
do not say the word "turnstile" in my presence
February 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
do not say the word "turnstile" in my presence
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Data is useful and can inform strategy. But the “popularism” approach, relying on a grab bag of issues that poll well to set strategy, is fundamentally flawed because people’s brains are not linear sums of issue reactions.
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Data is useful and can inform strategy. But the “popularism” approach, relying on a grab bag of issues that poll well to set strategy, is fundamentally flawed because people’s brains are not linear sums of issue reactions.
shoulda called it FECal because it wades through shit
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
shoulda called it FECal because it wades through shit
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
i hope a bunch of them try to poach chicken breast in a days inn coffee maker and get a raging case of salmonella
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
i hope a bunch of them try to poach chicken breast in a days inn coffee maker and get a raging case of salmonella
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this is a rare situation in which i'm suddenly pro-firearms-ownership
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
this is a rare situation in which i'm suddenly pro-firearms-ownership
so do most developers, and if nothing else, claude is what it eats
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
so do most developers, and if nothing else, claude is what it eats