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maryr✨
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I'm doing science? and I'm still alive. She/her/femme af.
Pinned
I'm doing it. I'm finally going to eat the most ominous chocolate.
Oh shit this is gonna be amazing
Just a couple work in progress pics of my next batch. I’m going with a medieval theme on this one.
February 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Wake up babe, new Chinese zodiac emoji kitchen just dropped
February 19, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Partner was telling me about RFK Jr drinking Whole Milk in a hot tub (in jeans) and that man is out here inventing pre-yogurt is what that is.
February 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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We were told to scrub "biodiversity" from our websites because of this shit.
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Nooooooo I want the bat hat
Goodnight, Bluesky
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
No cheetah 🐆 emoji kitchen?! CRIMES!
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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When my friends found out I was moving to Boston, they were so worried about the racism that no one bothered to mention the goddamn turkeys.
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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The ice in Massachusetts is not thick enough to be wandering around on right now!!!
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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while you were studying the blade, i went to the store
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
How bad will it be if I go to Clear Flour today lol
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I just don't understand why we're going backwards? (i mean, i do understand why, it's just such stupid reasons that i don't understand why we all have to go with them)
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
To take the most cynical possible angle on this: it will cost possibly trillions of dollars to treat this disease in those millions.

Abandoning vaccine trials is one of the most costly things we can do to our medical system. It's insane. It is short sighted and ignorant and bad fiduciary practice.
If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees.

This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Huh guess I'm not seeing my godkids this summer.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This is Bad
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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i'm slaying this week
February 12, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Oh look, more fucking fascist shit.
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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It's pretty embarrassing that the MBTA buses all still say "Go Patriots."
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
How is this not a still from the Doctor Who episode where Donna had the beetle on her back?
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
This is Bad.
So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.

Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine
The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Could we just have decent tea tho?
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This was so good.
Lights flashing and strobing during this section to underscore the political commentary about the electrical grid
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Seattle punter for MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM