BlueShiftNZ
@blueshiftnz.bsky.social
Kiwi
Kirikiriroa, Hamiltron
Dogs, dad-jokes, lefty
Avery T. Deacon-Harry was a handle
Jeremy is my actual name
Hi!
Kirikiriroa, Hamiltron
Dogs, dad-jokes, lefty
Avery T. Deacon-Harry was a handle
Jeremy is my actual name
Hi!
There's worse places to be on one's 30th wedding anniversary. And certainly worse people to spend it with.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There's worse places to be on one's 30th wedding anniversary. And certainly worse people to spend it with.
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No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
Cait's right. Tomorrow is my 30th anniversary. We have the week off and we are meandering around the Coromandel Peninsula enjoying each other's company.
If you can live together for a week in a camper after 30+ years, you've found the right one.
If you can live together for a week in a camper after 30+ years, you've found the right one.
idk if yall knew this but marriage is really really great if you find the right person to do it with
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Cait's right. Tomorrow is my 30th anniversary. We have the week off and we are meandering around the Coromandel Peninsula enjoying each other's company.
If you can live together for a week in a camper after 30+ years, you've found the right one.
If you can live together for a week in a camper after 30+ years, you've found the right one.
He'll change, but only if you kiss him...
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He'll change, but only if you kiss him...
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This country is so ridiculously pretty sometimes!
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This country is so ridiculously pretty sometimes!
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What would we no longer have if fireworks were banned? Terrified pets, yet more pointless plastic released into the environment, antisocial moronic noise. Call me crazy but I reckon we can just about cope with that kind of loss, as a species.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What would we no longer have if fireworks were banned? Terrified pets, yet more pointless plastic released into the environment, antisocial moronic noise. Call me crazy but I reckon we can just about cope with that kind of loss, as a species.
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He's desperate to give off the Illusion of leadership by making his problems and people disappear!
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
He's desperate to give off the Illusion of leadership by making his problems and people disappear!
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It is my sincere belief that my office chair is ruining my body and possibly my entire life
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It is my sincere belief that my office chair is ruining my body and possibly my entire life
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☝️ Ian Hamilton Finlay’s “Fox” was first published in GLASGOW BEASTS, AN A BURD, HAW, AN INSEKS, AN, AW, A FUSH, with papercuts by John Picking & Pete McGinn (The Wild Flounder Press, 1961)
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
☝️ Ian Hamilton Finlay’s “Fox” was first published in GLASGOW BEASTS, AN A BURD, HAW, AN INSEKS, AN, AW, A FUSH, with papercuts by John Picking & Pete McGinn (The Wild Flounder Press, 1961)
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If you, or someone you know has come into contact with Seymour, please isolate for 7 days. Read more here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-other-...
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If you, or someone you know has come into contact with Seymour, please isolate for 7 days. Read more here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/the-other-...
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. This is not so much as question as a comment... 🧵 1/27
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and please select all squares with traffic lights.
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. This is not so much as question as a comment... 🧵 1/27
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Huge thank you to the comedians, musicians, artists and writers who are just as mad and bewildered as the rest of us but are still doing their best to make life worth living for everyone.
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Huge thank you to the comedians, musicians, artists and writers who are just as mad and bewildered as the rest of us but are still doing their best to make life worth living for everyone.
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Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: he has such sights to show you
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: he has such sights to show you
November 19, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: he has such sights to show you
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: he has such sights to show you
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Change one letter, ruin a candy
Peanut slob
Peanut slob
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Bummie Bears
Bummie Bears
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S&Ms
S&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Peanut slob
Peanut slob
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Sniffers
Sniffers
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Linties
Linties
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Bummie Bears
Bummie Bears
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sniffers
Sniffers
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Change one letter, ruin a candy
Toffee Milf
Toffee Milf
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Anuseed wheels
Anuseed wheels
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Bumbugs
Bumbugs
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Toffee Milf
Toffee Milf
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Anuseed wheels
Anuseed wheels
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Bumbugs
Bumbugs
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Bummie Bears
Bummie Bears
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Anuseed wheels
Anuseed wheels
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It'd be a sign of Bad Taste if you had...
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It'd be a sign of Bad Taste if you had...
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For one I would like ANYTHING passed under urgency to be temporary requiring the full process at length in parliament to be made permanent, public consultation, full readings, committee studies etc
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
For one I would like ANYTHING passed under urgency to be temporary requiring the full process at length in parliament to be made permanent, public consultation, full readings, committee studies etc
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Baking was critical to the Lower Kingdom. It allowed the stationing of large forces to counter tribal raids into the fertile Nile region.
Bread production on that scale required advanced yeast filtering through linen bags.
If hadn't been for cotton-tied dough, they'd been harried long time ago.
Bread production on that scale required advanced yeast filtering through linen bags.
If hadn't been for cotton-tied dough, they'd been harried long time ago.
#Archaeologists discover massive ancient #Egyptian fortress.
Excavations also revealed a large bread oven and fossilized dough.
Link for more: www.popsci.com/science/arch...
Excavations also revealed a large bread oven and fossilized dough.
Link for more: www.popsci.com/science/arch...
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Baking was critical to the Lower Kingdom. It allowed the stationing of large forces to counter tribal raids into the fertile Nile region.
Bread production on that scale required advanced yeast filtering through linen bags.
If hadn't been for cotton-tied dough, they'd been harried long time ago.
Bread production on that scale required advanced yeast filtering through linen bags.
If hadn't been for cotton-tied dough, they'd been harried long time ago.
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Hey, older members of #kikorangi and #pukapuka:
Did '50s NZers talk the way they do in Ronald Hugh Morrison's books? It's been 20yrs since I read the Scarecrow, I remember my bro giving it back to me with: "good story but kiwis don't talk like that."
But did they? The way we talk changes fast eh?
Did '50s NZers talk the way they do in Ronald Hugh Morrison's books? It's been 20yrs since I read the Scarecrow, I remember my bro giving it back to me with: "good story but kiwis don't talk like that."
But did they? The way we talk changes fast eh?
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hey, older members of #kikorangi and #pukapuka:
Did '50s NZers talk the way they do in Ronald Hugh Morrison's books? It's been 20yrs since I read the Scarecrow, I remember my bro giving it back to me with: "good story but kiwis don't talk like that."
But did they? The way we talk changes fast eh?
Did '50s NZers talk the way they do in Ronald Hugh Morrison's books? It's been 20yrs since I read the Scarecrow, I remember my bro giving it back to me with: "good story but kiwis don't talk like that."
But did they? The way we talk changes fast eh?
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Has any journalist asked her which of the 130+ countries that have a CGT had their economy ruined as a result of implementing it?
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Has any journalist asked her which of the 130+ countries that have a CGT had their economy ruined as a result of implementing it?