"Of course, these profits don't signal a stronger economy. They highlight just how bad New Zealanders are being treated by their banks – especially in terms of how little interest they received on their deposits." #nzpol
📢 The bank's CEO said its full-year profit of more than $2.5 billion showed New Zealand was turning a corner.
'Insulting': Can ANZ really claim its record profit is the economy improving?
www.1news.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"Of course, these profits don't signal a stronger economy. They highlight just how bad New Zealanders are being treated by their banks – especially in terms of how little interest they received on their deposits." #nzpol
It’s got to be a good thing when the kingmaker says no asset sales. #nzpol
📢 The NZ First leader has savaged National's suggestion, saying it has failed to fix the economy and is now trying to balance the books.
'Tawdry, silly argument': Peters lays into asset sales
www.1news.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s got to be a good thing when the kingmaker says no asset sales. #nzpol
Hey I know … 💡 How about some emergency housing! #nzpol
Government 'got to sort out' homeless in Auckland CBD, PM Christopher Luxon says
Government 'got to sort out' homeless in Auckland CBD, PM Christopher Luxon says
Central government and Auckland Council are considering how they can move homeless people out of the CBD ahead of summer.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hey I know … 💡 How about some emergency housing! #nzpol
Asset recycling..
public private partnerships..
They know the term “asset sales” has the kiss of death so keep making up new names for it. #nzpol
public private partnerships..
They know the term “asset sales” has the kiss of death so keep making up new names for it. #nzpol
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Asset recycling..
public private partnerships..
They know the term “asset sales” has the kiss of death so keep making up new names for it. #nzpol
public private partnerships..
They know the term “asset sales” has the kiss of death so keep making up new names for it. #nzpol
Another day, another coupla billion sucked out of the economy #nzpol
📢 The bank said its profit was up 21% over the same period last year.
👉 Latest bot: NZ Transport Agency - Auckland & Northland
👉 Latest bot: NZ Transport Agency - Auckland & Northland
ANZ reports record $2.53 billion profit
www.1news.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Another day, another coupla billion sucked out of the economy #nzpol
Lickson: Nicola can you help me think up a way to root the economy even further? I’ve tried just about everything.
Nicola: Esset sales, John Key got knighted in spite of it
Lickson: Won’t that make cost of living higher, like it did with electricity?
Nicola: That only affects the poors, silly #nzpol
Nicola: Esset sales, John Key got knighted in spite of it
Lickson: Won’t that make cost of living higher, like it did with electricity?
Nicola: That only affects the poors, silly #nzpol
National to mull asset sales as part of next election, Christopher Luxon says
National to mull asset sales as part of next election, Christopher Luxon says
But the prime minister has ruled out asset sales this term.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Lickson: Nicola can you help me think up a way to root the economy even further? I’ve tried just about everything.
Nicola: Esset sales, John Key got knighted in spite of it
Lickson: Won’t that make cost of living higher, like it did with electricity?
Nicola: That only affects the poors, silly #nzpol
Nicola: Esset sales, John Key got knighted in spite of it
Lickson: Won’t that make cost of living higher, like it did with electricity?
Nicola: That only affects the poors, silly #nzpol
Hosking comes up for air from Luxon’s crotch long enough to say "The blatant, blatant bias of the New Zealand media makes you want to weep," #nzpol
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Hosking comes up for air from Luxon’s crotch long enough to say "The blatant, blatant bias of the New Zealand media makes you want to weep," #nzpol
Steve Carell, as the hedge fund manager, cuts through the noise. “Hold on, hold on, hold on,” he says and the yapping subsides. Then, to Gosling: “So mortgage bonds are dog shit. CDOs are dog shit wrapped in cat shit.” Gosling considers the matter. “Yeah, that’s right,” he says. #nzpol
The number of non-performing loans by credit unions, building societies and some charities has doubled – so are they safe enough to be allowed to call themselves banks? Jonathan Milne investigates - Newsroom Pro $ -
Foundations of next-gen 'banks' undermined by subprime loans
newsroom.co.nz
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Steve Carell, as the hedge fund manager, cuts through the noise. “Hold on, hold on, hold on,” he says and the yapping subsides. Then, to Gosling: “So mortgage bonds are dog shit. CDOs are dog shit wrapped in cat shit.” Gosling considers the matter. “Yeah, that’s right,” he says. #nzpol
Gotta hand it to them, it a great way to dog whistle.
“As a PR strategy, it’s brilliant. As a form of parliamentarianism, it makes a mockery of the process.” #nzpol
“As a PR strategy, it’s brilliant. As a form of parliamentarianism, it makes a mockery of the process.” #nzpol
The brilliant performative politics of NZ First’s fake members’ bills
The brilliant performative politics of NZ First’s fake members’ bills
NZ First MPs keep proposing laws they have no intention of passing, and the media falls for it every time....
thespinoff.co.nz
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Gotta hand it to them, it a great way to dog whistle.
“As a PR strategy, it’s brilliant. As a form of parliamentarianism, it makes a mockery of the process.” #nzpol
“As a PR strategy, it’s brilliant. As a form of parliamentarianism, it makes a mockery of the process.” #nzpol
Nurses leaving because here they are too understaffed to even get a *lunch break*
“They've got ratios, just means you have like a fewer number of patients to look after and increases patient safety and workload, and you get to have a break for lunch.” #nzpol
“They've got ratios, just means you have like a fewer number of patients to look after and increases patient safety and workload, and you get to have a break for lunch.” #nzpol
📢 This year was meant to be the one when New Zealand closed the income gap with Australia and stemmed the exodus. Instead, more Kiwis than ever are leaving for a better life.
Ditching NZ for Oz: Kiwis at departure gate reveal why they're leaving
www.1news.co.nz
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nurses leaving because here they are too understaffed to even get a *lunch break*
“They've got ratios, just means you have like a fewer number of patients to look after and increases patient safety and workload, and you get to have a break for lunch.” #nzpol
“They've got ratios, just means you have like a fewer number of patients to look after and increases patient safety and workload, and you get to have a break for lunch.” #nzpol
The sad part about this is he would still be hungry and need to get another sandwich
📢 Prosecution could be a tough sell for the government in a city that has chafed against Trump’s federal takeover, which is entering its third month.
Trial starts for US man who tossed sandwich at federal agent
www.1news.co.nz
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The sad part about this is he would still be hungry and need to get another sandwich
“We’re trying to save the planet for society. You know, business is a wholly-owned subsidiary of society, and society is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the environment. If the environment is trashed, you have no society.” #nzpol
With hundreds of suppliers around Asia, the Kiwi retailer already uses a stick to crack down on child labour, bribery and pollution – but now, it can offer them a carrot too. Jonathan Milne reports.
The Warehouse offers multimillion dollar incentives to clean up its supply chain
newsroom.co.nz
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“We’re trying to save the planet for society. You know, business is a wholly-owned subsidiary of society, and society is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the environment. If the environment is trashed, you have no society.” #nzpol
Man that RNZAF font sucks #nzpol
Comment: As Donald Trump sought to dictate terms in Asia, Christopher Luxon continued to build blocs for free trade – but where will the system go next?
Luxon seeks helping hands to navigate choppy seas
newsroom.co.nz
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Man that RNZAF font sucks #nzpol
NO NO WE NEED LNG TERMINALS #nzpol
📢 It is expected to produce enough electricity to power about half the homes in Northland.
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👉 More news/weather bots
Meridian starts work on $227m Ruakākā solar farm
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
NO NO WE NEED LNG TERMINALS #nzpol
Ask any NACT1st politician what they are doing about our 27% starving children and you’ll hear some good examples of politician deflection bullshit. #nzpol
Beneficiaries, pensioners don't have enough money for basics - report
Beneficiaries, pensioners don't have enough money for basics - report
A new report has also found 27 percent of children are living in food-insecure households.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ask any NACT1st politician what they are doing about our 27% starving children and you’ll hear some good examples of politician deflection bullshit. #nzpol
House prices rising = a recovery? For whom? #nzpol
📢 More homes in the lower price range are changing hands with a property economist pointing out "upturns have to start somewhere".
👉 Latest bot: NZ Transport Agency - Auckland & Northland
👉 Latest bot: NZ Transport Agency - Auckland & Northland
House prices on the rise – has a recovery begun?
www.1news.co.nz
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
House prices rising = a recovery? For whom? #nzpol
Sorry Wayne, Auckland isn’t a cattle farm #nzpol
Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown sworn in, lashes out at government
Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown sworn in, lashes out at government
Wayne Brown says the government needs to start treating Auckland with "the respect it is due".
www.rnz.co.nz
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Sorry Wayne, Auckland isn’t a cattle farm #nzpol
When these babies are old enough to realise what happened here they will hate their parents #nzpol
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When these babies are old enough to realise what happened here they will hate their parents #nzpol
Idly wondering what a train service to Whangārei would cost. #nzpol
📢 Chaotic Labour day traffic shows need for new $18 billion Northland Expressway, Denise Piper reports.
Video / Herald Now
👉 Report issues, make suggestions
Video / Herald Now
👉 Report issues, make suggestions
Northland Expressway: Labour Day traffic shows need for $18b motorway between region and Auckland
www.nzherald.co.nz
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Idly wondering what a train service to Whangārei would cost. #nzpol
In summary, Luxon talked about golf and grovelled, saying nothing to forward NZs interests #nzpol
The PM would be justified in feeling happy after a blemish-free meeting with the US President – but if this is a win, our prize remains unclear. Sam Sachdeva reports from Gyeongju.
Will Luxon's Trump card be a triumph?
newsroom.co.nz
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
In summary, Luxon talked about golf and grovelled, saying nothing to forward NZs interests #nzpol
Wouldn’t it be thigh slappingly hilarious if half the All Blacks ended up in ICE detention. #nzpol
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Wouldn’t it be thigh slappingly hilarious if half the All Blacks ended up in ICE detention. #nzpol
This is why I scroll Bluesky 10 hours a day. #nzpol
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This is why I scroll Bluesky 10 hours a day. #nzpol
What’s the big deal, Winnie just reminded Luxo he’s supposed to start using the royal We, like Margaret Thatcher did #nzpol
'We...': Winston Peters' account corrects Christopher Luxon's tweet about trade deal
'We...': Winston Peters' account corrects Christopher Luxon's tweet about trade deal
The Foreign Minister's office seemed to take umbrage with the PM's characterisation of who did what to get a new partnership.
www.rnz.co.nz
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
What’s the big deal, Winnie just reminded Luxo he’s supposed to start using the royal We, like Margaret Thatcher did #nzpol