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Aotearoa. My beak is not a dong.
No Peters we have not forgotten what you said
📢 "The churn now really is inexcusable, and the churn both in the Labor and the Liberal Party, has been massive," Peters said.
Peters: NZ 'aghast' at Australia's 'ego'-driven politics
www.1news.co.nz
February 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Please let this dweeb not be in the next govt
📢 The Act leader maintains the portfolios belonging to his MPs wouldn't be exempt.
'More coherent': Seymour reveals first ministries he would axe
www.nzherald.co.nz
February 19, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Headline after headline about problems caused by not spending enough money
February 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
“This kind of angst in Auckland isn't helpful for our housing goals”
So the changes are based on vibes.
February 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I guess if he’s competing with ACT for the white supremacy vote it might split it
February 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
You have to wonder where “the line” is for NZF supporters and how close this is to crossing it.
February 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
AI reads data it’s not supposed to.
Shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
Consequences for M$oft? None.
#privacy
February 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Sub Saharan Africa is doing it.
China is doing it.
Australia is doing it.
New Zealand is not doing it.
Comment from Auckland University: NZ politicians should be considering the inspirational example of the continent's rapid move to renewables
NZ should learn from Africa on dynamic, renewables-led development
newsroom.co.nz
February 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
GTFO Winston
February 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I wish Hipkins would say if there is a chance Labour might go into a coalition with NZ First. So I can rule out voting for Labour.
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 AM
It’s a shame Nats have weaponised the word and concept of Borrowing as a great evil that will doom us for generations
📢 Treasury secretary Iain Rennie said New Zealand risked falling behind unless it acted now to rebuild its rundown hospital network.

👉 Report issues, make suggestions
Treasury warns hospitals need investment, says Govt should borrow more
www.1news.co.nz
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Back on track with National #63
📢 Five hundred applications is usually considered a lot, so when thousands turned up it was a shock.
Company boss shocked as 2500 apply for one job
www.1news.co.nz
February 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Sounds like a convenient way for a politician to influence and prioritise transport over the environment
The environment department will be abolished and folded into a new super-ministry for cities, environment, regions and transport.
Govt to disband environment ministry as part of agency merger
newsroom.co.nz
February 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
They all seem to be relatively accepting of the findings, which is weird.
February 17, 2026 at 8:43 AM
In other news National sacked 50% of the Health IT workforce
February 17, 2026 at 6:54 AM
“She said Neon's subscribers numbers were not high enough”

Neon standard is 23.99 a month.
Now it’s going to suck even harder.
Rest in piss, Neon.
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Transport projects like the interislander ferries? Great example of your bipartisan commitment there National.

“Political parties are already squabbling over the extent to which either side will back a bipartisan approach to transport projects.”
February 17, 2026 at 6:21 AM
There’s a lot to unpack here.
Indeed we need to spend shitloads on infrastructure to catch up on the years of neglect, and the longer we don’t, the more it will cost.
We’re spending too much on roads.
Stop building so far out of town, the infrastructure to support the sprawl costs more. Upzone.
📢 The plan identifies 10 priority areas for urgent action this decade and makes 16 broader recommendations to overhaul how the country plans, funds, and delivers infrastructure.
Hospitals, water, roads: What NZ's new 30-year infrastructure plan means
www.1news.co.nz
February 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Back on track with National #62
February 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
TIL from the chase a new word, boondoggle.

“A boondoggle is a project that is considered a waste of both time and money, yet is often continued due to extraneous policy or political motivations.”

This will become one of my favourite new shitposting terms.
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Liam Dann seems to be a moron
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Yes Mark Mitchell there is a “perpetual response”, it’s almost like the climate has changed. It’s almost like CLIMATE CHANGE is real.
See if you can say the words.
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I’m sure the inquiry will reveal the deep mystery behind how this happened
📢 Nick Leggett described the Moa Point failure as "deeply serious," acknowledging its environmental, public health and community impacts.
Wellington Water board chair resigns over Moa Point failure
www.1news.co.nz
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Back on track with National #61
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 AM