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'Well behaved': Police, St John report quiet night as Kiwis celebrate New Year

Meanwhile in unrelated news, Australian cities report a very loud night due to many more people from somewhere
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
It’s not NZ opting not to join the statement, it’s specifically Luxon and his coalition of wankers. #nzpol
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
NZ sucks at:
Climate change
Suicide rates
Prisons
Gangs
Child poverty
Mental health
Homelessness
Migration
New Zealand compares well on global measures of freedom, happiness and transparency. But rankings in some important areas, including climate, drag the averages down.
NZ report card 2025: how the country fared in 28 key global and domestic rankings
theconversation.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Cool that the wealthy and sorted are optimistic
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Y E S bring it on.

Swarbrick described this as a "doom loop" with high unemployment and low growth leading to a lower tax take and requiring the government to borrow more to pay for the same level of services
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Cutting of costs, the time honoured way to improve society
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Makes sense. She doesn’t want to be publicly shamed for the destruction she caused.
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
A surplus is a sign of a sick economy
A growing economy is good news for the Government, but the latest figures show the recovery will be weaker and slower than expected.
Willis delays return to surplus by another year
newsroom.co.nz
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
2030, cool let’s all live on cans of beans and have no jobs so the economy can have a surplus in five years.
📢 New forecasts from the Treasury reveal a surplus is now not expected until 2030 – when the books will be in the black by $2.3 billion.

👉 Bot to check Bluesky account creation dates
Govt pushes out surplus expectations again
www.1news.co.nz
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Unfortunately none of these signs “the economy is turning” are related to high unemployment or cost of living which both currently suck ass #nzpol
Comment: The NZ economic recovery is gaining momentum, with stronger retail sales and improving confidence, but risks remain around growth, rates and key sectors.
More signs the NZ economy is turning – but risks remain
newsroom.co.nz
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
1: crow about reducing people in emergency housing
2: homelessness doubles
3: “move on” orders
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A “survey” from ACT.
Gosh they seem to have forgotten “cost of living” on the list of issues that matter most. #nzpol
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yes Elon Musk it’s your DOGE work that was unpopular, not your goose-stepping nazi-saluting personality
📢 The Tesla and SpaceX CEO acknowledged how much his businesses suffered because of his DOGE work and its lack of popularity.

👉 More news/weather bots
Musk says DOGE only 'somewhat successful', he wouldn't do it again
www.1news.co.nz
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
You just know these ham-fisted Auror users are gong to ride roughshod over individual privacy
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Nats shitting themselves this will damage reelection prospects
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Gee they’ve solved a huge mystery, they’ve cracked the case.

“Leaving for Oz: Why so many Kiwis are giving up on the local job market”
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I guess if the cop wants to take your license to their car you have to hand over your unlocked phone huh.
📢 New app – govt.nz – allows users to access government information and services from their phones.
Govt app launched – to eventually hold digital driver licences
www.1news.co.nz
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Best approach is to buy your booze for breakfast ✌️
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Richard Prebble: If the Govt will not sell ‘assets’, who pays for safer roads and bridges?

The unearned wealth of the wealthy can pay, you knob.
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Woman who destroyed the economy in 1991 criticises woman for only destroying 80% of the economy in 2025
📢 "Come out of the shadows. I will argue toe for toe on the prescription that our government is following," Willis said, challenging the former finance minister.
'Anytime, anywhere': Willis challenges Richardson to debate
www.1news.co.nz
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
When farmers and business groups welcome a reform you know it’s a right wing P.O.S.
📢 Federated Farmers described it as a "red letter day" for the agricultural sector.
‘Transformational:’ Business groups, farmers, welcome RMA reforms
www.nzherald.co.nz
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“"It seems to me that the problem is in the sales pitch, which for the last six years has been 'here's a new tax', rather than 'this tax change will enable us to reduce income tax for the 80 percent of the population who aren't property investors'.”
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fast Track Act
“I fear it is a return to days of former National Prime Minister Robert Muldoon and “Think Big”. It resembles his National Development Act, now happily repealed. For the National Party to have embraced such a discredited approach represents a new low in terms of democratic propriety.”
Comment: The Government is enabling ministers to have the final say in wide areas of NZ public policy - with risks to our democracy, writes Sir Geoffrey Palmer
Geoffrey Palmer: Ministerial power vs democratic values in New Zealand
newsroom.co.nz
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Really stoked to hear about all the green shoots in the economy
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Otago University public health professor Nick Wilson said the proposed cuts were "deeply worrying" at a time when other countries were gearing up public health expertise in the face of rising threats from pandemics and climate change.”
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM