bekitty
@bekitty.bsky.social
I'll only follow you if I've either met you in real life, or if you'd be interesting at a dinner party. Kia atawhai ki tetahi. Queer. Gendermeh. Ace. She/they. 🇳🇿
Current #Kiwiburn status: the poo truck just came past, being towed by a massive tractor. Mud is maybe ankle deep, slightly deeper in places.
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Current #Kiwiburn status: the poo truck just came past, being towed by a massive tractor. Mud is maybe ankle deep, slightly deeper in places.
First official morning of #Kiwiburn, and the campsite behind me has started playing Talking Heads. I approve. This must indeed be the place.
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
First official morning of #Kiwiburn, and the campsite behind me has started playing Talking Heads. I approve. This must indeed be the place.
Want to talk to a Kiwiburner? Ring +64 6 260 5033 from overseas, or 06 260 5033 if you're in New Zealand. Offer only available for the next 5-6 days, so be quick! #kiwiburn
(spoiler: it's an interactive art installation)
(spoiler: it's an interactive art installation)
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Want to talk to a Kiwiburner? Ring +64 6 260 5033 from overseas, or 06 260 5033 if you're in New Zealand. Offer only available for the next 5-6 days, so be quick! #kiwiburn
(spoiler: it's an interactive art installation)
(spoiler: it's an interactive art installation)
Just finished making a batch of hibiscus & cinnamon punch, and now my apartment smells like honey. ♥️
January 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just finished making a batch of hibiscus & cinnamon punch, and now my apartment smells like honey. ♥️
With the help of the kind folks from EkeRua ReBicycle, I have now replaced the broken brake lever on my trike! #TrikeLife
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 AM
With the help of the kind folks from EkeRua ReBicycle, I have now replaced the broken brake lever on my trike! #TrikeLife
It's nearly 5pm, and I'm still waiting for the courier.
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
It's nearly 5pm, and I'm still waiting for the courier.
See a bridge, post a bridge:
[Bridge: John Darnielle & Lin-Manuel Miranda, Lin-Manuel Miranda]
And even if they never come (Even if they never come)
Stay here by the fire, listening for the drum
(Somebody had to do it. Thanks @themountaingoats.bsky.social!)
[Bridge: John Darnielle & Lin-Manuel Miranda, Lin-Manuel Miranda]
And even if they never come (Even if they never come)
Stay here by the fire, listening for the drum
(Somebody had to do it. Thanks @themountaingoats.bsky.social!)
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
See a bridge, post a bridge:
[Bridge: John Darnielle & Lin-Manuel Miranda, Lin-Manuel Miranda]
And even if they never come (Even if they never come)
Stay here by the fire, listening for the drum
(Somebody had to do it. Thanks @themountaingoats.bsky.social!)
[Bridge: John Darnielle & Lin-Manuel Miranda, Lin-Manuel Miranda]
And even if they never come (Even if they never come)
Stay here by the fire, listening for the drum
(Somebody had to do it. Thanks @themountaingoats.bsky.social!)
WTF, RNZ. If you're going to schedule an episode of Worldwatch, don't claim it's Matinee Idle! 🤬
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
WTF, RNZ. If you're going to schedule an episode of Worldwatch, don't claim it's Matinee Idle! 🤬
Good news for insomniacs: there are only THREE SLEEPS to go until Christmas 2026! 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Good news for insomniacs: there are only THREE SLEEPS to go until Christmas 2026! 🥳
Bit disappointing that Matinee Idle didn't play any Front Lawn on a show with the theme "back to front".
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Bit disappointing that Matinee Idle didn't play any Front Lawn on a show with the theme "back to front".
Sat next to Sir Ian McKellen in a cinema; did not realise it was him until he got up to make a speech.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sat next to Sir Ian McKellen in a cinema; did not realise it was him until he got up to make a speech.
Texts sent to MIdle so far this season: 1
Texts of mine read out on air: 1
I was the sicko who wanted to see My Pal Foot Foot done as a burlesque number. No, really.
Texts of mine read out on air: 1
I was the sicko who wanted to see My Pal Foot Foot done as a burlesque number. No, really.
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Texts sent to MIdle so far this season: 1
Texts of mine read out on air: 1
I was the sicko who wanted to see My Pal Foot Foot done as a burlesque number. No, really.
Texts of mine read out on air: 1
I was the sicko who wanted to see My Pal Foot Foot done as a burlesque number. No, really.
explain your username 🎤
family cat
family cat
explain your username 🎤
delusions of grandeur
delusions of grandeur
explain your username 🎤
i'm may
i'm may
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
explain your username 🎤
family cat
family cat
I'm 89% convinced that the person who answered this question with "The Wars of the Roses" was trolling.
Surely.
Surely.
Which #Wikipedia article is this?
Anti-Catholicism in France · French Protestants · French Wars of Religion · Protestant ethnoreligious groups · Religion in the Ancien Régime
Play at https://catfishing.net
Anti-Catholicism in France · French Protestants · French Wars of Religion · Protestant ethnoreligious groups · Religion in the Ancien Régime
Play at https://catfishing.net
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I'm 89% convinced that the person who answered this question with "The Wars of the Roses" was trolling.
Surely.
Surely.
As expected, I enter #Whamhalla tonight with my head held high.
I have still managed to avoid the musical obscenity that is Snoopy's Christmas, though.
I have still managed to avoid the musical obscenity that is Snoopy's Christmas, though.
December 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
As expected, I enter #Whamhalla tonight with my head held high.
I have still managed to avoid the musical obscenity that is Snoopy's Christmas, though.
I have still managed to avoid the musical obscenity that is Snoopy's Christmas, though.
Oh, so THAT'S what artichokes look like if you leave them to flower! #BloomScrolling
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oh, so THAT'S what artichokes look like if you leave them to flower! #BloomScrolling
2026 is gonna be my year.
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
2026 is gonna be my year.
Reposted by bekitty
BREAKING: The High Court of New Zealand has granted PATHA’s application for interim relief, declaring that the Crown should not take any steps to enforce the incoming ban on new prescriptions of puberty blockers to transgender children and young people. More to come:
www.courtsofnz.govt.nz
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
BREAKING: The High Court of New Zealand has granted PATHA’s application for interim relief, declaring that the Crown should not take any steps to enforce the incoming ban on new prescriptions of puberty blockers to transgender children and young people. More to come:
I wish the fucking idiot parked in Mansfield St with their car stereo blaring a kindly go FUCK yourself it is MIDNIGHT and you WOKE ME UP 🤬🤬🤬
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I wish the fucking idiot parked in Mansfield St with their car stereo blaring a kindly go FUCK yourself it is MIDNIGHT and you WOKE ME UP 🤬🤬🤬
Argh OneNZ stop texting me!
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Argh OneNZ stop texting me!
Somewhat amused by the fact that the arm & shoulder exercises prescribed to me by the hospital physio can best be described as "soft and pendulous". 😳🫣
#JustWellingtonThings #IYKYK
#JustWellingtonThings #IYKYK
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Somewhat amused by the fact that the arm & shoulder exercises prescribed to me by the hospital physio can best be described as "soft and pendulous". 😳🫣
#JustWellingtonThings #IYKYK
#JustWellingtonThings #IYKYK
An important reminder for International Day of People with Disabilities: #disability does not just mean "legs don't work" and #accessibility doesn't just mean ramps.
Lots of so-called "accessibilty" is performative & largely useless.
Lots of so-called "accessibilty" is performative & largely useless.
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
An important reminder for International Day of People with Disabilities: #disability does not just mean "legs don't work" and #accessibility doesn't just mean ramps.
Lots of so-called "accessibilty" is performative & largely useless.
Lots of so-called "accessibilty" is performative & largely useless.
Can somebody please turn the rain off? Just for a couple of hours so I can do my grocery shopping? Thanks. #WellyWeather #FallingDamp
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can somebody please turn the rain off? Just for a couple of hours so I can do my grocery shopping? Thanks. #WellyWeather #FallingDamp
BREAKING: Henry Kissinger is still dead. 🖕😘🖕
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
BREAKING: Henry Kissinger is still dead. 🖕😘🖕
"Penfold, shhhh!"
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Penfold, shhhh!"