maryr🎋
@merveille.bsky.social
I'm doing science? and I'm still alive. She/her/femme af.
Still not over these IKEA guys.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Still not over these IKEA guys.
Anyway you should get fun ones!!
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Anyway you should get fun ones!!
I have fallen for the next link.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have fallen for the next link.
I'm impressed, this is insane.
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm impressed, this is insane.
Omg this is their real marketing
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Omg this is their real marketing
The reason she had pulled it up was to explain another coworker's Halloween costume. They all bought bald wigs and are going as Dom Toretto, Aang, Gru, etc, etc and one guy is going as this spider donut, Spidey D.
The elder Zoomers are OK. 💜
The elder Zoomers are OK. 💜
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The reason she had pulled it up was to explain another coworker's Halloween costume. They all bought bald wigs and are going as Dom Toretto, Aang, Gru, etc, etc and one guy is going as this spider donut, Spidey D.
The elder Zoomers are OK. 💜
The elder Zoomers are OK. 💜
Saw this on a coworker's phone earlier today and made her send it to me.
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Saw this on a coworker's phone earlier today and made her send it to me.
All Marshalls had to offer today was this slightly questionable croissants sweater.
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
All Marshalls had to offer today was this slightly questionable croissants sweater.
So many great joke versions of this
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
So many great joke versions of this
tbf you can also (famously) drive up it.
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
tbf you can also (famously) drive up it.
Did you see my Vermont inspired sign?
October 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Did you see my Vermont inspired sign?
That's what the back of this sign said! But the front was much more popular.
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That's what the back of this sign said! But the front was much more popular.
Quick, someone wake up their sole communications/PR employee (title will be VP of Communications) and update the press clips, your website will never get more hits than it is getting right now.
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Quick, someone wake up their sole communications/PR employee (title will be VP of Communications) and update the press clips, your website will never get more hits than it is getting right now.
I got an R rated bao this evening.
September 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I got an R rated bao this evening.
Strong poster game in Union Square this weekend:
September 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Strong poster game in Union Square this weekend:
This is one of the best Wikipedia disambiguations I've seen in a bit. So many minerals!
September 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is one of the best Wikipedia disambiguations I've seen in a bit. So many minerals!
His reaction to WAP was that his wife told him women don't get that wet.
September 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
His reaction to WAP was that his wife told him women don't get that wet.
This was a drink at backbar last night.
September 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This was a drink at backbar last night.