J McKenzie
mckej.bsky.social
J McKenzie
@mckej.bsky.social
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
OTTAWA - This morning, in an unscheduled press statement, the Prime Minister's Office has said that Prime Minister Mark Carney has turned off geolocation services for all his electronic devices "for n...
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January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Poilievre lights emergency flares to beg Trump to invade Canada
Poilievre lights emergency flares to beg Trump to invade Canada
OTTAWA - Canadian Opposition Leader Pierre Poilievre was reportedly seen lighting emergency flares, in hopes that U.S. President Donald Trump would "liberate" Canada in the same fashion that he has do...
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January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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This is your energy for 2026

*via Zjaan on masto/original source unknown
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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[entering the gates of heaven, knowing I can ask God only one question]

"🥺 did I reward the shareholders"
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Now that’s a statement game. Incredible performance. #gunners #epl
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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ANNE HATHAWAY SOMEWHERE SMILING RN 🔭
December 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Maximise your RRSP contribution by distracting your banker and then changing a bunch of numbers on their computer #DumbWeek
Maximise your RRSP contribution by distracting your banker and then changing a bunch of numbers on their computer
“The more you contribute to your RRSP, the larger your tax credit becomes, so this is basically an infinite money hack."
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December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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“I stopped watching when Rick left.”

I have died DEAD.

RIP, me.

😵😂
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Also, a note for other artists. Just because you think your work is mid or maybe worse, you don't have any idea what effect it will have on someone. It might be just the thing they need

Put your art out there. It might just make someone's day better

Might be just 1 person. But isn't that worth it?
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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This piece was in our main library in 2015 for a couple of months & a woman told me she would stop by on her lunch break & just sit & look at it almost daily because it gave her some peace. Few better compliments.

Shore
55×40 140×101cm
Oil on Canvas
2015

#ArtAdventCalendar
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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News In Photo:
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Parliament’s Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
Parliament's Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
OTTAWA - Shockwaves spread throughout the House this week when staffers realized that the vaguely threatening elf watching their every move was actually the leader of the Opposition in a festive winte...
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December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I…think I like boxing now? 😆😳
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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lmao 😂
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM