Mommy Shortlegs
@coolhandkas.bsky.social
she/her
Death to America
Steve Buscemi enjoyer
Death to America
Steve Buscemi enjoyer
Pinned
Mommy Shortlegs
@coolhandkas.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Had a guy ask me for a reprint of a receipt he lost, he goes "it's for Caterpillar pants" I go "dang those pants must have a ton of legs" he didn't laugh. I laughed a lot. That's showbiz baby
Why does everything have a qr code on it now. My Ferrero Rocher does not need a qr code. This dystopian hellscape disgusts me
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Why does everything have a qr code on it now. My Ferrero Rocher does not need a qr code. This dystopian hellscape disgusts me
do I seriously need to get a third heated blanket for my tiny children 😑
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
do I seriously need to get a third heated blanket for my tiny children 😑
if I can show my full caucasian ass for a sec, I miss Kleenex brand tissues
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
if I can show my full caucasian ass for a sec, I miss Kleenex brand tissues
trying to make a preorder for the orchid convention but I do not have big money baller funds for it and it is SO hard to choose
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
trying to make a preorder for the orchid convention but I do not have big money baller funds for it and it is SO hard to choose
holiday time really makes it obvious how much of my mental and physical health is directly linked to my routine, oop
January 4, 2026 at 5:43 AM
holiday time really makes it obvious how much of my mental and physical health is directly linked to my routine, oop
sorry for flexing like this but I gave some of my baklava to a Lebanese friend who shared it with his parents and apparently it was a huge hit ,so
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
sorry for flexing like this but I gave some of my baklava to a Lebanese friend who shared it with his parents and apparently it was a huge hit ,so
boss: you know why I called you in here right
me: uhhhh did the customers complain about me giving them a gentle kiss on the lips when I hand them the receipt
boss: actually no the customers love it but corporate won't budge
me: uhhhh did the customers complain about me giving them a gentle kiss on the lips when I hand them the receipt
boss: actually no the customers love it but corporate won't budge
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
boss: you know why I called you in here right
me: uhhhh did the customers complain about me giving them a gentle kiss on the lips when I hand them the receipt
boss: actually no the customers love it but corporate won't budge
me: uhhhh did the customers complain about me giving them a gentle kiss on the lips when I hand them the receipt
boss: actually no the customers love it but corporate won't budge
[chanting] string cheese, string cheese, string cheese, string cheese, strING CHEESE, STRING CHEESE, STRING CHEESE, STRING CHEESE, STRING CHEESE
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
[chanting] string cheese, string cheese, string cheese, string cheese, strING CHEESE, STRING CHEESE, STRING CHEESE, STRING CHEESE, STRING CHEESE
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegs
Men have felt and will always feel entitled to control women’s bodies. We see this everywhere, from Twitter to the Supreme Court. Generative AI simply offers another vector for attempting to exert that control. A mere photo of your face online now means you can be in porn against your will.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Men have felt and will always feel entitled to control women’s bodies. We see this everywhere, from Twitter to the Supreme Court. Generative AI simply offers another vector for attempting to exert that control. A mere photo of your face online now means you can be in porn against your will.
Canada is just three USAs in a trenchcoat
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Canada is just three USAs in a trenchcoat
okkkkkkkurrrrRrRrRrRrRrrr!!¡!
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
okkkkkkkurrrrRrRrRrRrRrrr!!¡!
pretty sure my cat has shed his original winter coat so that he can grow a second, puffier version
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
pretty sure my cat has shed his original winter coat so that he can grow a second, puffier version
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegs
Carney can get fucked. Not a mention of the illegality. Barely better than the PP statement.
And it's fucking stupid for someone who is absolutely on a who's next list.
And it's fucking stupid for someone who is absolutely on a who's next list.
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Carney can get fucked. Not a mention of the illegality. Barely better than the PP statement.
And it's fucking stupid for someone who is absolutely on a who's next list.
And it's fucking stupid for someone who is absolutely on a who's next list.
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegs
Well at least I don't live somewhere rich in petroleum reserves right now
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Well at least I don't live somewhere rich in petroleum reserves right now
have we even considered how the shareholders will be affected by all of this
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
have we even considered how the shareholders will be affected by all of this
c'mon Mark Carney, make your idiot loser post about how you're cradling Trump's balls while also working his shaft
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
c'mon Mark Carney, make your idiot loser post about how you're cradling Trump's balls while also working his shaft
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegs
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegs
begging Little Saint Nick by Beach Boys to respectfully evacuate my headspace now
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
begging Little Saint Nick by Beach Boys to respectfully evacuate my headspace now
well at least it's my friday amirite
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
well at least it's my friday amirite
good morning to everyone*
*NOT you, America
*NOT you, America
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
good morning to everyone*
*NOT you, America
*NOT you, America
well yeah the AI generated CP is pretty bad but if I don't keep posting custom swastika ascii art for my 10,000 robot followers then that means the alt right wins, I gotta stand my ground
It's kinda beautiful that pretty much all of the most self righteous purity testing lefty AbLeg posters aren't over here because they simply could not will themselves to stop posting for their 10k+ bot followers on the Nazi website
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 AM
well yeah the AI generated CP is pretty bad but if I don't keep posting custom swastika ascii art for my 10,000 robot followers then that means the alt right wins, I gotta stand my ground
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegs
go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegs
