Mommy Shortlegs
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Had a guy ask me for a reprint of a receipt he lost, he goes "it's for Caterpillar pants" I go "dang those pants must have a ton of legs" he didn't laugh. I laughed a lot. That's showbiz baby
Hot chocolate is a cream soup
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hot chocolate is a cream soup
HELLO 😍
It's officially the time of year where I completely fry my algorithm by playing this album 100 times
open.spotify.com/album/63MKT9...
open.spotify.com/album/63MKT9...
Under The Mistletoe (Deluxe Edition)
Justin Bieber · Album · 2011 · 15 songs
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
HELLO 😍
omg last minute Yang Ming with the family 🤩
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
omg last minute Yang Ming with the family 🤩
No kids? Join the Costco reading program! You don't have to be an employee and you also don't need a criminal record check!
Read to your kids 📖
No kids? Read to your friends’ kids.
No friends with kids? Make a friend—preferably one who comes with kids to expedite the operation—and start reading!
It is imperative that children are read to ☝️
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #ReadToKids
No kids? Read to your friends’ kids.
No friends with kids? Make a friend—preferably one who comes with kids to expedite the operation—and start reading!
It is imperative that children are read to ☝️
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #ReadToKids
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
No kids? Join the Costco reading program! You don't have to be an employee and you also don't need a criminal record check!
Just found out Thanksgiving is on a Thursday in America? Lmao that country literally can't do anything right
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just found out Thanksgiving is on a Thursday in America? Lmao that country literally can't do anything right
I fuckin love bulk goods
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I fuckin love bulk goods
my reaction when a coworker is watching a video with sound on beside me in the break room: 😒🙄🫤
my reaction when I realize it's the music video for Sean Paul's "Temperature": 🤩🥳🔥💃🏼
my reaction when I realize it's the music video for Sean Paul's "Temperature": 🤩🥳🔥💃🏼
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
my reaction when a coworker is watching a video with sound on beside me in the break room: 😒🙄🫤
my reaction when I realize it's the music video for Sean Paul's "Temperature": 🤩🥳🔥💃🏼
my reaction when I realize it's the music video for Sean Paul's "Temperature": 🤩🥳🔥💃🏼
feels bad hitting my houseplants with the insecticide but if I don't do it every six months or so I just know things are gonna go awry
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
feels bad hitting my houseplants with the insecticide but if I don't do it every six months or so I just know things are gonna go awry
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Holiday shopping?
All my paper prints are 50% off right now.
Shipping in Canada, the UK & the EU is $25 so grab yourself a couple.
Sorry no US orders.
All my paper prints are 50% off right now.
Shipping in Canada, the UK & the EU is $25 so grab yourself a couple.
Sorry no US orders.
I'm an Alberta based artist who has a thing for storms & space.
I do commissions & have originals & 50 different canvas & paper prints available earthskyart.ca/shop
#art #painting
I do commissions & have originals & 50 different canvas & paper prints available earthskyart.ca/shop
#art #painting
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Holiday shopping?
All my paper prints are 50% off right now.
Shipping in Canada, the UK & the EU is $25 so grab yourself a couple.
Sorry no US orders.
All my paper prints are 50% off right now.
Shipping in Canada, the UK & the EU is $25 so grab yourself a couple.
Sorry no US orders.
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If you're keeping score this week, Carney is:
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you're keeping score this week, Carney is:
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
Working on the day of the staff Christmas party sucks so much because everyone except like the five non alcoholics who work here book the day off
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Working on the day of the staff Christmas party sucks so much because everyone except like the five non alcoholics who work here book the day off
Thai con with clinical depression for $20? yea man sure why not
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Thai con with clinical depression for $20? yea man sure why not
every accomplishment that I have made in my life has been solely due to charisma, that's it
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
every accomplishment that I have made in my life has been solely due to charisma, that's it
one time when I was like 7 my cousins and I were fucking around in the landing of my mom's house trying to make our voices all squeaky with a helium balloon, but I inhaled way too much and immediately fell down the stairs. Idk where I'm going with this, just feels like it explains a lot
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
one time when I was like 7 my cousins and I were fucking around in the landing of my mom's house trying to make our voices all squeaky with a helium balloon, but I inhaled way too much and immediately fell down the stairs. Idk where I'm going with this, just feels like it explains a lot
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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Artists & Art lovers!
Time to get geared up for the biggest art event of the year on Bluesky!
Last year we had close to 1500 artists from 25 countries posting original work daily from December 1-24
Time to get geared up for the biggest art event of the year on Bluesky!
Last year we had close to 1500 artists from 25 countries posting original work daily from December 1-24
#ArtAdventCalendar
In its 11th year, #artadventcalendar participants post an original piece of art from Dec 1-24. Paintings, drawings, sculpture, textiles, beading, photography. If it’s art and it beautifies th…
earthskyart.ca
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Artists & Art lovers!
Time to get geared up for the biggest art event of the year on Bluesky!
Last year we had close to 1500 artists from 25 countries posting original work daily from December 1-24
Time to get geared up for the biggest art event of the year on Bluesky!
Last year we had close to 1500 artists from 25 countries posting original work daily from December 1-24
the chain smoking old Jewish man from Instagram saying that Diet Coke is kind of like a cigarette is incredibly valid
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
the chain smoking old Jewish man from Instagram saying that Diet Coke is kind of like a cigarette is incredibly valid
happy plants happy life
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
happy plants happy life
so I see the holiday white fudge covered oreos are a 12 pack instead of 15 this year? k. they think we're fucking stupid. they think we are god damn idiots
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
so I see the holiday white fudge covered oreos are a 12 pack instead of 15 this year? k. they think we're fucking stupid. they think we are god damn idiots
boycotting American food products not because of tariffs but because I do not want to have to worry about consuming some super evolved botulism strain or a tomato that has been watered with mercury laced pesticides etc
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
boycotting American food products not because of tariffs but because I do not want to have to worry about consuming some super evolved botulism strain or a tomato that has been watered with mercury laced pesticides etc
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So I know I said my next drop would be tomorrow, but happy Thursday, it’s all up now! Last drop of the year. I might upload a few more pieces tomorrow if I finish them, but that’s it for me at Loxythemaker.com
Last day to order is December 1st.
(Sorry still no US shipping, but share anyways?)
Last day to order is December 1st.
(Sorry still no US shipping, but share anyways?)
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So I know I said my next drop would be tomorrow, but happy Thursday, it’s all up now! Last drop of the year. I might upload a few more pieces tomorrow if I finish them, but that’s it for me at Loxythemaker.com
Last day to order is December 1st.
(Sorry still no US shipping, but share anyways?)
Last day to order is December 1st.
(Sorry still no US shipping, but share anyways?)
reading thru the leaflet on managing rosacea and one of the tips is "avoid spicy foods and direct sunlight" lmaooooo caucasian ass health condition
starting my prescription ivermectin face cream tomorrow and I am not a religious woman but I am pleading begging praying for Jesus to let this work for me
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
reading thru the leaflet on managing rosacea and one of the tips is "avoid spicy foods and direct sunlight" lmaooooo caucasian ass health condition
not my best customer service week if I'm being completely honest here
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
not my best customer service week if I'm being completely honest here
making a law called the Jordan Peterson law which states that you can win any argument if you start crying
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
making a law called the Jordan Peterson law which states that you can win any argument if you start crying
absolutely understand now why adults hate "economy=bad". this shit fucking blows dawg
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
absolutely understand now why adults hate "economy=bad". this shit fucking blows dawg