Plain Simple Tim
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Plain Simple Tim
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Sentient bag of those edible packaging peanuts.
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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oh man Microsoft should release a "Jesus is my Copilot®" bumper sticker

everyone would love that
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Literally just talked about this with my therapist, while masked, and she asked me, “do you want me to wear a mask?”

I said, “I want you to *want* to wear a mask.” I want folks to care about not getting the community sick, especially with Covid.
One thing I’ve learned that is that arguments in favor of something that does measurable harm to your community — using genAI, skipping vaccines, not wearing masks — are generally not reasoned or based in science or even deeply held beliefs. The actor simply does not want to *have to do something.*
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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[Dark Souls boss text]

𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐀 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐌
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑪𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒔𝒕
Thinking about Big Bertha, the world's oldest cow from County Kerry, who died just before her 49th birthday after calving 39 times over her life (another record) - she also raised thousands for charity, lead the St. Patrick's parade in Sneem, and had her birthday and wake in a local pub
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Times article has an incredible illustration
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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First mod to come out for this should be model swaps that turn the main characters into Skyrim dragons
Thomas & Friends: Wonders of Sodor | Announcement Trailer (a new standalone narrative adventure game coming to PS5/PS4/Switch/Xbox/PC) www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0nN...
February 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Something that really grinds my gears is people going "technological advancement is happening so fast, I heard it directly from the people who stand to profit directly from said technological advancement" like...y'all should know better by now.
February 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Molumbo
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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young suns (2026)
stardew valley style lifesim where you leave your grandpa's shitty farm and his nosy ass neighbors to go live in a giant city as a freegan crustpunk who strips copper wire and steals catalytic converters for an amorphous group interconnected anarchist collectives/polycules
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
You, a genius: doing clever things
Me, an idiot: manually enumerating all valid combinations
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control

aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Helen of Troy looking like Lupita Nyong'o is incredibly unlikely, would require a black swan event
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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good reasons not to use ChatGPT and other AIs:

1. it is a tool of fascism

2. once you are in its ecosystem, and rely on it, it can be used to manipulate you

3. if a service is free, *you* are the product

I know it's convenient, but resistance requires us to be uncomfortable for the greater good
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Now you too can play a slowed down version of a game from 20 years ago with no actual level design or enemies and all it costs is a complete collapse of the world economy, biosphere, education system, and multiple entire creative industries.
Project Genie is an an experimental research prototype that Google gave @jaypeters.net access to this week, though he may not be using it in exactly the way Google intended.

Here's Jay's version of something like Super Mario 64:
www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I needed about 100g of Gorgonzola for a dish. But they only sold the cheese in 250g allotments.

Guess I’ll just have to eat the rest of this cheese.

Woe is me.
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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The British Museum posted Al slop and quietly deleted it. Here's what it was and why it matters.

#archaeology🏺#musuem #culture #heritage #history
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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"AMD Ryzen Zero Dawn" is this anything
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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I regret to inform everyone that the smartest money people out there are, overwhelmingly, dumb as a rock

www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
Google's new AI 'world model' has seemingly spooked videogame investors, but it's hard to know what it will actually lead to
Can auto-generated "worlds" really be exciting?
www.pcgamer.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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The YouTube algorithm has decided I want to see “calculator YouTubers” discussing the breaking news of Amazon.fr leaking the announcement of a brand new TI-84 Evo calculator, and yes, yes I do want to see this
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM