Plain Simple Tim
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Plain Simple Tim
@mcjones.bsky.social
Sentient bag of those edible packaging peanuts.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Happy to announce that Demonschool will be available on the Steam Machine at launch!!!!

(just like every other steam game)
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Never even heard of the three cueing approach to reading before, not often I find myself going "wow sure am glad I was taught to read correctly" but today I am.
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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spreadsheets
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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[Medieval monastery]

Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?

Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.

Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?

Me: lol yeah
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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For those of you outside of Melbourne and Australia in the games industry. Parallels is one of the most positive and optomistic events for games, I come away from it every year thinking "huh video games are pretty good"
The Parallels 2025 recording is live! Whether you want to revisit a favourite talk or see the show for the first time, it's available on our channel now:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD2a...

🎩🏈💀🃏⬜💐🧚🏠
Freeplay Parallels 2025
YouTube video by Freeplay
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Gosh, if only someone had already covered how to use choices to build subtext is a characterful linear scene already, in a talk that takes less time to read than a medium post from a guy who seems to have only played one game and that’s cos he wrote it
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Apropos of nothing, please enjoy a chill sheep I saw today
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Every time I read the word Bechdel test, my mind immediately goes "Mmm, Bechamel Test" and I fear that I will never stop
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I've always heard: "video games hate to be made"
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“It comes from the Queen”
“The King”
“Oh right yes, King Chuckles the Third”
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I didn't meant to make this sound like a linkedin post lol. 10 habits of an alpha boss creative director type thing going on over here
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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#OuterWorlds2 takes place in a fanciful future where you can change people's minds by talking to them.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Hi. I've been trying but I can't come up with a good thing to write here because the thing I wrote in this steam post took most of my energy.
UNBEATABLE - Important Announcement regarding UNBEATABLE - Steam News
Hi! UNBEATABLE was supposed to come out tomorrow! That’s a scary sentence. Here’s a worse one: UNBEATABLE will now release on December 9.  I hate that I have to say this. There’s no way to apologize f...
store.steampowered.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Me on the bus: guess it’s time to check out the energy on the ol’ bsky timeline

Oh hmm well this is all weirdly positive…
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM