Mazel Tov Cocktail
@mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social
@bearpocalypse.gay
I am Neta
Sufferer of chronic sleepy bitch disease. Cillian Murphy and Sleep Token Appreciator. Anarchist Jew.
They/them. 41.
Check out my writings and soap making and art etc:
https://mazeltovcocktail.carrd.co
I am Neta
Sufferer of chronic sleepy bitch disease. Cillian Murphy and Sleep Token Appreciator. Anarchist Jew.
They/them. 41.
Check out my writings and soap making and art etc:
https://mazeltovcocktail.carrd.co
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Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
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“Infanticide is a common male strategy in many species to ensure reproductive success… Bonobo females, however, have managed to reverse this trend, which chimpanzees do, thanks to an unusual cooperation between them…
Aggression against infants…almost always provokes retaliation from the females”
Aggression against infants…almost always provokes retaliation from the females”
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“Infanticide is a common male strategy in many species to ensure reproductive success… Bonobo females, however, have managed to reverse this trend, which chimpanzees do, thanks to an unusual cooperation between them…
Aggression against infants…almost always provokes retaliation from the females”
Aggression against infants…almost always provokes retaliation from the females”
What in the Deedee MegaDoodoo is going on here
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What in the Deedee MegaDoodoo is going on here
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
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I love it when little garbage cats develop the luxury of food snobbery. Yes he was tiny wet ball of fleas found in a ditch but now he's a velvet prince who wants the premium, organic, grain-free chicken in gravy, NOT the premium, organic, grain-free chicken au jus how dare you offer that garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I love it when little garbage cats develop the luxury of food snobbery. Yes he was tiny wet ball of fleas found in a ditch but now he's a velvet prince who wants the premium, organic, grain-free chicken in gravy, NOT the premium, organic, grain-free chicken au jus how dare you offer that garbage.
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Jesus. They want $473.33 to fix my mirror. Not only do I not have that, I have no way to get that. That’s parts and labour. If anybody can help at all, I may be able to borrow a little from my brother. Please. I cannot keep driving without a rear view mirror
PayPal.me/quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Not $app
PayPal.me/quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Not $app
Pay Quiara Hazlewood using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/Quiara and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
PayPal.me
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jesus. They want $473.33 to fix my mirror. Not only do I not have that, I have no way to get that. That’s parts and labour. If anybody can help at all, I may be able to borrow a little from my brother. Please. I cannot keep driving without a rear view mirror
PayPal.me/quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Not $app
PayPal.me/quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Not $app
I was on another platform and had someone come at me for using the word "wild" as a description for a white supremacists behavior. Was told it was Anti-Indigenous.
Wot.
Went to look at the profile.
Ah, it's Arié. Of course.
Wot.
Went to look at the profile.
Ah, it's Arié. Of course.
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I was on another platform and had someone come at me for using the word "wild" as a description for a white supremacists behavior. Was told it was Anti-Indigenous.
Wot.
Went to look at the profile.
Ah, it's Arié. Of course.
Wot.
Went to look at the profile.
Ah, it's Arié. Of course.
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thick thighs and thin patience
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
thick thighs and thin patience
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Gender-affirming care saves lives
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Gender-affirming care saves lives
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
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even if his brains weren't soft and full of holes and even if he werent dunning kruger and legendarily incurious you really can't keep electing people who have never had to run a household budget and buy things retail. you can't have people this out of touch running things. it's like a child king
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
even if his brains weren't soft and full of holes and even if he werent dunning kruger and legendarily incurious you really can't keep electing people who have never had to run a household budget and buy things retail. you can't have people this out of touch running things. it's like a child king
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dressing “bad” on purpose as a counterculture move is a thing for the youth. sorry you missed your window but that’s not my problem
in short:
in short:
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
dressing “bad” on purpose as a counterculture move is a thing for the youth. sorry you missed your window but that’s not my problem
in short:
in short:
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Inspiring sir thank u
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Inspiring sir thank u
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A lot of Christians (& “cultural Christians”) can only conceive of Jews as ancient people from the time of Jesus, or worse, as literary villains from Bible stories.
Messianics treat living Jews as exotic artifacts from Jesus-time, to be mined for “authentic” traditions they can mimic.
Messianics treat living Jews as exotic artifacts from Jesus-time, to be mined for “authentic” traditions they can mimic.
christian zionist pamphlet
note that absolutely nothing the news did after c. 30 is mentioned as worth shit
note that absolutely nothing the news did after c. 30 is mentioned as worth shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A lot of Christians (& “cultural Christians”) can only conceive of Jews as ancient people from the time of Jesus, or worse, as literary villains from Bible stories.
Messianics treat living Jews as exotic artifacts from Jesus-time, to be mined for “authentic” traditions they can mimic.
Messianics treat living Jews as exotic artifacts from Jesus-time, to be mined for “authentic” traditions they can mimic.
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you are about to see the nation’s beer distributors—aka “the toughest lobby you’ve never heard of”—lose their fucking minds
* TRUMP ADMINISTRATION RESTRICTING COMMERCIAL DRIVER LICENSES FOR NON-U.S. CITIZENS, USDOT SAYS
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
you are about to see the nation’s beer distributors—aka “the toughest lobby you’ve never heard of”—lose their fucking minds
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UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Dozens of delegates from multiple nations walk out of UN hall as Israeli prime minister prepares to speak.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Dozens of delegates from multiple nations walk out of UN hall as Israeli prime minister prepares to speak.
A lot of my medications are made in Ireland so this is Very Cool and Not Worrying for me and millions of other people
The United States will impose a 100 per cent tariff on imports of branded or patented pharmaceutical products from October 1, unless a pharmaceutical company is building a manufacturing plant in the US.
Breaking: Donald Trump imposes 100 per cent tariff on pharmaceuticals from October 1
The United States will impose a 100 per cent tariff on imports of branded or patented pharmaceutical products from October 1, unless a pharmaceutical company is building a manufacturing plant in the US.
www.abc.net.au
September 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A lot of my medications are made in Ireland so this is Very Cool and Not Worrying for me and millions of other people
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September 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Your rabbis were so preoccupied with whether or not they could…
@theradr.bsky.social
@theradr.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Your rabbis were so preoccupied with whether or not they could…
@theradr.bsky.social
@theradr.bsky.social
First time I've ever gone to see a band more than once. Philly vibes were excellent and many thanks to the couple beside me who were willing to switch with me so I could see better
September 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
First time I've ever gone to see a band more than once. Philly vibes were excellent and many thanks to the couple beside me who were willing to switch with me so I could see better
If you've ever worked a job where customers have shown up to bother you when you were obviously off the clock, then you should understand why it's inappropriate to approach Sleep Token members when they're just part of the crowd at a festival.
Did you understand nothing from Caramel?
Did you understand nothing from Caramel?
September 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you've ever worked a job where customers have shown up to bother you when you were obviously off the clock, then you should understand why it's inappropriate to approach Sleep Token members when they're just part of the crowd at a festival.
Did you understand nothing from Caramel?
Did you understand nothing from Caramel?
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I went from getting nonstop transphobic comments in my replies and multiple death threats a week to none after moving from Twitter to bluesky.
One of the biggest mistakes left-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Bluesky. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I went from getting nonstop transphobic comments in my replies and multiple death threats a week to none after moving from Twitter to bluesky.