Matunos
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🧙♂️These three things, monks, are conducted in secret, not openly. What three? Affairs with women, the mantras of the brahmins, and wrong view.
(Opinions are all my own, especially the good ones.)
(Opinions are all my own, especially the good ones.)
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January 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up
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Here's how WaPo and the Times
handled this.
The Times didn't mention the anti-Somali racism. WaPo simply said Trump "revealed his thoughts about Somalia."
WaPo cited Trump praising Hell's Angels without noting he did it while attacking "vicious people" from "the Congo."
An alternate universe
handled this.
The Times didn't mention the anti-Somali racism. WaPo simply said Trump "revealed his thoughts about Somalia."
WaPo cited Trump praising Hell's Angels without noting he did it while attacking "vicious people" from "the Congo."
An alternate universe
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Here's how WaPo and the Times
handled this.
The Times didn't mention the anti-Somali racism. WaPo simply said Trump "revealed his thoughts about Somalia."
WaPo cited Trump praising Hell's Angels without noting he did it while attacking "vicious people" from "the Congo."
An alternate universe
handled this.
The Times didn't mention the anti-Somali racism. WaPo simply said Trump "revealed his thoughts about Somalia."
WaPo cited Trump praising Hell's Angels without noting he did it while attacking "vicious people" from "the Congo."
An alternate universe
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Democrats have no obligation to support a bill that not only funds the dystopian scenes we are seeing in Minneapolis but will allow DHS to replicate that playbook of brutality in cities all over this country.
January 20, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Democrats have no obligation to support a bill that not only funds the dystopian scenes we are seeing in Minneapolis but will allow DHS to replicate that playbook of brutality in cities all over this country.
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Reports like this are bouncing around the internet but I would encourage everyone to be judicious and reserve judgment. We don't know if ALL the intestines came out.
is it true that donald trump tried to flush while his ass formed a perfect seal on the rim of the luxury air force one toilet ("toilet seats are for women", as trump has famously declared), sucking all his intestines out through his anus, killing him instantly? I'm just trying to confirm
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Reports like this are bouncing around the internet but I would encourage everyone to be judicious and reserve judgment. We don't know if ALL the intestines came out.
I've seen enough heist flicks to recognize a switcheroo when it happens.
Finally for now, and just to include it in the thread, here was the original pool report info about the turnaround:
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I've seen enough heist flicks to recognize a switcheroo when it happens.
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JD Vance seen near the plane earlier with pliers and wire cutters in hand.
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 AM
JD Vance seen near the plane earlier with pliers and wire cutters in hand.
I want a village's worth of Munchkins to appear from around every corner and behind every door and do a whole song and dance number about it.
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I want a village's worth of Munchkins to appear from around every corner and behind every door and do a whole song and dance number about it.
Wow that's a crazy coincidence!
Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Wow that's a crazy coincidence!
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on air force one has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on air force one has figured out we are not going to the right place
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When ICE agents realize the person they're holding is a US citizen, they push that person out the door of the building without their belongings, often including their coat. Temperatures are well below freezing. Part of what we do as volunteer medics is find these people and get them somewhere warm.
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
When ICE agents realize the person they're holding is a US citizen, they push that person out the door of the building without their belongings, often including their coat. Temperatures are well below freezing. Part of what we do as volunteer medics is find these people and get them somewhere warm.
First his wife wears boots, now we hear Mamdani keeps his ass clean?!
If they keep publishing stories like this there’s going to be a movement to amend the constitution so Mamdani can run for president.
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 AM
First his wife wears boots, now we hear Mamdani keeps his ass clean?!
Stephen Miller donning the fat suit and waiting for the makeup
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Stephen Miller donning the fat suit and waiting for the makeup
They're getting away!
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
They're getting away!
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Strange tweet from CBS News chief WH correspondent:
![Ed O'Keefe @edokeefe
NEW: White House press pool reports the president boarded the new jet, but reporters didn't witness him getting off the old plane and aboard the new one.
Per the latest pool report:
"While holding on original Air Force One, your pool saw a lot of commotion, including several staffers deplaning with their bags, including [Karoline] Leavitt and [Kevin] Hassett. The crew on the plane was hustling to make the transition, quickly moving boxes of fruit, wrapped sandwiches and beverages in and out. At least one ran past the press cabin. Others, outside on the ground, were seen pulling about a dozen suitcases off the plane and placing them onto a truck. Fox News was playing on the TVs with a chyron about the plane's electrical issue."
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January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Strange tweet from CBS News chief WH correspondent:
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Absolutely massive turnout at the ICE Rapid Response training in Pittsburgh tonight, hosted by Frontline Dignity. Over 500 people showed up, including dozens from out of county & out of state.
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Absolutely massive turnout at the ICE Rapid Response training in Pittsburgh tonight, hosted by Frontline Dignity. Over 500 people showed up, including dozens from out of county & out of state.
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This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
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Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
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January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Unfortunate news that the White House autopen has broken while cabinet officials, staffers, attorneys, Secret Service agents, janitorial staff, B-list celebrities, Mar-a-Lago members, and at least one cryptid all rushed to get their pardons signed
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Unfortunate news that the White House autopen has broken while cabinet officials, staffers, attorneys, Secret Service agents, janitorial staff, B-list celebrities, Mar-a-Lago members, and at least one cryptid all rushed to get their pardons signed
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
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I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
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"This is the diplomatic equivalent of a wronged spouse telling their partner: No, I am not asking for a break or a trial separation. It’s time to move on."
Canada Announces Divorce from America
And rightly so.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"This is the diplomatic equivalent of a wronged spouse telling their partner: No, I am not asking for a break or a trial separation. It’s time to move on."
For everyone here saying Democrats are powerless, this bill can be filibustered… you all are in, right?
NEW: Congress releases massive funding bill ahead of shutdown deadline as ICE clash looms
Top Dem appropriators signed off on the 1,000+ page bill.
But it does NOT contain ICE restraints that many Democrats call essential to win their votes. Some are firm NOs.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Top Dem appropriators signed off on the 1,000+ page bill.
But it does NOT contain ICE restraints that many Democrats call essential to win their votes. Some are firm NOs.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Congress releases massive funding bill ahead of shutdown deadline as ICE clash looms
The legislation funds key agencies before a Jan. 30 deadline to avert a shutdown, but it excludes the restraints on ICE that many Democrats have said are essential for their votes.
www.nbcnews.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 AM
For everyone here saying Democrats are powerless, this bill can be filibustered… you all are in, right?