Matthew
@matthewhay.bsky.social
I’m a music snob with the best students ever ✨
This year’s playlist is up and running. Click and save if you dare 😘
🎵 New Music 2025 🎵
Playlist · Matthew Hay · 30 items · 2 saves
spti.fi
February 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This year’s playlist is up and running. Click and save if you dare 😘
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They hot crossing your buns over at recordersky
they tonguing your reed over on saxsky
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They hot crossing your buns over at recordersky
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Everybody at work loves it when I get up into the air ducts and scuttle about like a crab
January 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Everybody at work loves it when I get up into the air ducts and scuttle about like a crab
People talking about quitting other social media platforms is roughly 1/3 of Bluesky content rn 😢
January 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
People talking about quitting other social media platforms is roughly 1/3 of Bluesky content rn 😢
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Sorry my personality revolves around my Hamburglar butt cheek tattoo
January 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sorry my personality revolves around my Hamburglar butt cheek tattoo
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do any americans go overseas, ride a bullet train, and think: nah, we don't need this?
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
do any americans go overseas, ride a bullet train, and think: nah, we don't need this?
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they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get snakes to grow out of my head
January 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get snakes to grow out of my head
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I am not too concerned with Facebook/Meta getting rid of all of its fact-checkers. I still get all of my information from an unimpeachable source: Shakira's hips.
January 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I am not too concerned with Facebook/Meta getting rid of all of its fact-checkers. I still get all of my information from an unimpeachable source: Shakira's hips.
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I promise to let you outta the trunk once you admit I’m a lovely lil sweetie pie.
January 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I promise to let you outta the trunk once you admit I’m a lovely lil sweetie pie.
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Long story short, it takes guts to joke about haggis.
January 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Long story short, it takes guts to joke about haggis.
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What if the Soylent Green protein shake is the friends we made along with whey?
January 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
What if the Soylent Green protein shake is the friends we made along with whey?
So like where are the memes and the shitposts
Is it all just (｡•́︿•̀｡) and (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ and the bleakest news possible because if so bluesky and I are not going to get along
Is it all just (｡•́︿•̀｡) and (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ and the bleakest news possible because if so bluesky and I are not going to get along
January 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So like where are the memes and the shitposts
Is it all just (｡•́︿•̀｡) and (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ and the bleakest news possible because if so bluesky and I are not going to get along
Is it all just (｡•́︿•̀｡) and (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ and the bleakest news possible because if so bluesky and I are not going to get along