Matt Ferrari
@matthewferrari.bsky.social
is anybody on here actually calling the new Smiling Friends transphobic
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
is anybody on here actually calling the new Smiling Friends transphobic
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this confirms richard dreyfuss is of sound mind
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
this confirms richard dreyfuss is of sound mind
yeah that makes sense
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
yeah that makes sense
Kyle MacLachlan was "guy from the Flinstones movie" even after I'd seen Blue Velvet and Showgirls
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Kyle MacLachlan was "guy from the Flinstones movie" even after I'd seen Blue Velvet and Showgirls
last week I noticed that Monroe’s jaw appeared to be drooping and after visits to a pet hospital/vet dentist it was determined he has squamous cell carcinoma. There is unfortunately little we can do except take it day by day and give him the best rest of his life we can.
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
last week I noticed that Monroe’s jaw appeared to be drooping and after visits to a pet hospital/vet dentist it was determined he has squamous cell carcinoma. There is unfortunately little we can do except take it day by day and give him the best rest of his life we can.
old man on the street said I had nice legs
October 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
old man on the street said I had nice legs
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Paul Thomas Anderson cooked so hard in OBAA
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Paul Thomas Anderson cooked so hard in OBAA
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This btw is the way
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This btw is the way
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Noah Berlatsky is really going through it
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Noah Berlatsky is really going through it
it would probably be so satisfying to get princess carried by Shohei Ohtani
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
it would probably be so satisfying to get princess carried by Shohei Ohtani
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They aren't nice people!
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
They aren't nice people!
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god bless mad magazine. a three-hour historical stanley kubrick epic? you better believe we're going to parody it in our magazine for children
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
god bless mad magazine. a three-hour historical stanley kubrick epic? you better believe we're going to parody it in our magazine for children
Cartman colored hat in The Fly
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Cartman colored hat in The Fly
Tonight. You.
October 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tonight. You.
if Lois tried to fuck I’d be like alright. but if Marge tried I’d be like what’s going on with you and Homer and do what I could to bring them back together
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
if Lois tried to fuck I’d be like alright. but if Marge tried I’d be like what’s going on with you and Homer and do what I could to bring them back together
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I would rather be illiterate than read anything by this person
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I would rather be illiterate than read anything by this person
my long awaited podcast debut 👇
Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @matthewferrari.bsky.social to talk about Woke Cracker Barrel, the worst minor league food, Homicide, Mo Vaughn's sandwich, Eephus reuinion, feuding with Uni, and more!
open.spotify.com/episode/21uk...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...
open.spotify.com/episode/21uk...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...
61 - My Putrid Husband Newt with Matthew Ferrari
open.spotify.com
August 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
my long awaited podcast debut 👇
Reposted by Matt Ferrari
Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @matthewferrari.bsky.social to talk about Woke Cracker Barrel, the worst minor league food, Homicide, Mo Vaughn's sandwich, Eephus reuinion, feuding with Uni, and more!
open.spotify.com/episode/21uk...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...
open.spotify.com/episode/21uk...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...
61 - My Putrid Husband Newt with Matthew Ferrari
open.spotify.com
August 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by @matthewferrari.bsky.social to talk about Woke Cracker Barrel, the worst minor league food, Homicide, Mo Vaughn's sandwich, Eephus reuinion, feuding with Uni, and more!
open.spotify.com/episode/21uk...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...
open.spotify.com/episode/21uk...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...