Matt Bryant
@matthewcbryant.bsky.social
I play shitty guitar; I run a little and ski a lot; a lazy member of the NM Humanist Society; and I used to brew my own beer.
Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO
Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO
My governor’s father was @greggrosenthal.bsky.social ?
#VeteransDay reminds us to honor those who have given so much to protect our freedom. I am eternally grateful for my late father, U.S. Air Force veteran Buddy Lujan, and for every veteran whose service strengthens our communities and our nation.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My governor’s father was @greggrosenthal.bsky.social ?
All I can hear on NBC is crowd noise for the second week in a row. Can’t really hear the commentators.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
All I can hear on NBC is crowd noise for the second week in a row. Can’t really hear the commentators.
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
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November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
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Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?
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Erika Kirk and JD Vance showing up to Dick Cheney's funeral:
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Erika Kirk and JD Vance showing up to Dick Cheney's funeral:
“No one has ever welcomed their firstborn child to the world with greater joy than that with which the American reactionary greets a Pearl Harbor, a 9/11, a dead cop, an assassinated YouTube bigot”
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Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“No one has ever welcomed their firstborn child to the world with greater joy than that with which the American reactionary greets a Pearl Harbor, a 9/11, a dead cop, an assassinated YouTube bigot”
defector.com/dick-cheney-...
defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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Five German mountaineers died after being hit by an avalanche in South Tyrol, in northern Italy, rescuers said on Sunday. n.pr/4osFWFK
5 German mountaineers die in northern Italy after being hit by avalanche
Five German mountaineers died after being hit by an avalanche in South Tyrol, in northern Italy, rescuers said on Sunday.
n.pr
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Five German mountaineers died after being hit by an avalanche in South Tyrol, in northern Italy, rescuers said on Sunday. n.pr/4osFWFK
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¡Juegazo! Dodgers resisten a todo y derrotan en extrainnings a los Azulejos para convertirse en bicampeones de la MLB.
#Latinus #InformaciónParaTi
latinus.us/deportes/bei...
#Latinus #InformaciónParaTi
latinus.us/deportes/bei...
¡Juegazo! Dodgers resisten a todo y derrotan en extrainnings a los Azulejos para convertirse en bicampeones de la MLB
Los Ángeles superó 5-4 a Toronto en la undécima entrada del séptimo juego de la Serie Mundial 2025 para conquistar su noveno título.
latinus.us
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
¡Juegazo! Dodgers resisten a todo y derrotan en extrainnings a los Azulejos para convertirse en bicampeones de la MLB.
#Latinus #InformaciónParaTi
latinus.us/deportes/bei...
#Latinus #InformaciónParaTi
latinus.us/deportes/bei...
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This is what get for clicking on rage bait—not so much “rage” as “oh go fuck yourself”
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This is what get for clicking on rage bait—not so much “rage” as “oh go fuck yourself”
Once upon a time, there was a website called Slashdot. We would mercilessly troll anyone who didn’t read the article and commented anyway. We should bring that back with @tressiemcphd.bsky.social columns in NYTgift articles. Please read. Read closely. Read with some perspicacity
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Once upon a time, there was a website called Slashdot. We would mercilessly troll anyone who didn’t read the article and commented anyway. We should bring that back with @tressiemcphd.bsky.social columns in NYTgift articles. Please read. Read closely. Read with some perspicacity
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
I missed most of the 3rd quarter and all of the 4th quarter. Thanks #NFL. I miss TV. Fuck off #AmazonPrime
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I missed most of the 3rd quarter and all of the 4th quarter. Thanks #NFL. I miss TV. Fuck off #AmazonPrime
Do I get a refund if I can’t watch the only reason I pay for Amazon Prime?
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Do I get a refund if I can’t watch the only reason I pay for Amazon Prime?
Over and over. Not sure why I pay for Amazon Prime
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Over and over. Not sure why I pay for Amazon Prime
What an exciting football game
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What an exciting football game
See I’ve wanted to say this for years, but it is so not my business I needed a kind lady to say it.
Women, you are allowed to cut your hair in whatever way makes you feel comfortable and beautiful. That being said every bob with bangs looks like Dora the Explorer to me
October 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
See I’ve wanted to say this for years, but it is so not my business I needed a kind lady to say it.
Good read tonight. Tomorrow let’s go protest together wilwheaton.net/2025/10/plea...
please, practice kindness.
Next Thursday, October 23, I am speaking at the San Fernando Valley Community Mental Health Center’s 55th Anniversary Gala. We hope to raise some money to help them help our neighbors, and I’m goin…
wilwheaton.net
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Good read tonight. Tomorrow let’s go protest together wilwheaton.net/2025/10/plea...
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Cuba imports cigars from him…
His passport requires no photo…
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect…
His passport requires no photo…
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect…
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Cuba imports cigars from him…
His passport requires no photo…
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect…
His passport requires no photo…
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect…
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Quick question: If the Republicans are right, and someone is paying millions and millions of us to protest, and has done it hundreds of other times, and they STILL can't figure out who's funding us, aren't they way too stupid to hold office?
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Quick question: If the Republicans are right, and someone is paying millions and millions of us to protest, and has done it hundreds of other times, and they STILL can't figure out who's funding us, aren't they way too stupid to hold office?
The old girl, Billie, has come to rely on young Arlo, for warmth, hearing, and comfort
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The old girl, Billie, has come to rely on young Arlo, for warmth, hearing, and comfort
Hardly seems possible that this is her first award. Her stories — unique plots, pacing, lyricism, etc. — almost demand to be read out loud. If you’re unfamiliar with her, you should fix that.
Crying right now. This is my first ever award, and I am so honored. <3
@carolinemyoachim.bsky.social's WE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO READ | WE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO READ wins the #2025IgnyteAwards in Outstanding Short Story
www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/we-w...
www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/we-w...
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hardly seems possible that this is her first award. Her stories — unique plots, pacing, lyricism, etc. — almost demand to be read out loud. If you’re unfamiliar with her, you should fix that.