Matt Bryant
@matthewcbryant.bsky.social
I play shitty guitar; I run a little and ski a lot; a lazy member of the NM Humanist Society; and I used to brew my own beer.
Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO
Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO
Translate wasn’t helpful
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Translate wasn’t helpful
Over and over. Not sure why I pay for Amazon Prime
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Over and over. Not sure why I pay for Amazon Prime
What an exciting football game
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What an exciting football game
The old girl, Billie, has come to rely on young Arlo, for warmth, hearing, and comfort
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The old girl, Billie, has come to rely on young Arlo, for warmth, hearing, and comfort
Drop an old pic you still love
September 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Drop an old pic you still love
5 days ago I crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line. When 'Cocoon' -- a movie I saw in the theater -- came out on 6/21/1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. I am now older than Wilford Brimley playing a character in an old folks home.
July 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
5 days ago I crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line. When 'Cocoon' -- a movie I saw in the theater -- came out on 6/21/1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. I am now older than Wilford Brimley playing a character in an old folks home.
I saw it and thought of you. #HappyPride @heyydnae.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I saw it and thought of you. #HappyPride @heyydnae.bsky.social
Roadrunner eats food
May 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Roadrunner eats food
Roadrunner wants food. Now.
May 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Roadrunner wants food. Now.
I feel like he’s just trolling Andreessen
May 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I feel like he’s just trolling Andreessen
Roadrunner says “bienvenidos”
April 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Roadrunner says “bienvenidos”
Me in the national security team group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me in the national security team group chat.
Obviously great photo, even excellent. Could be exceptional, really
December 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Obviously great photo, even excellent. Could be exceptional, really
Named after Billie Holliday, because she’s a singer. Or she was when she was a puppy. She is immensely content (spoiled)
November 29, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Named after Billie Holliday, because she’s a singer. Or she was when she was a puppy. She is immensely content (spoiled)
I hear you. This is my geriatric border collie last night
November 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I hear you. This is my geriatric border collie last night
Regal, sure, but it’s actually just his look for when he wants me to find the tennis ball he lost in the leaves.
November 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Regal, sure, but it’s actually just his look for when he wants me to find the tennis ball he lost in the leaves.
Roadrunner sunning itself
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Roadrunner sunning itself