Matt Bowes
mattbowes.bsky.social
Matt Bowes
@mattbowes.bsky.social
There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula.
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Donald Duck, the original shonen hero
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is probably because we don’t have the government-owned stores, right?
Alberta has collected more than $1 billion in cannabis revenue.

That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.

By far.

It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
Canada collected over $5.4B in cannabis tax revenue since legalization | CBC News
Ottawa and the provinces raked in more than $5.4 billion in cannabis tax revenue since the drug was legalized for recreational use in October 2018.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I consider Edmonton mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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He will be remembered by cinephiles all around the world.

Love,
Matt and Erin
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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In the meantime, we wanted to check-in and acknowledge the incredible loss of the iconic Bollywood actor Dharmendra. He leaves behind a remarkable cinematic legacy, some of which we have enjoyed ourselves and many of which we look forward to enjoying in the future.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Hello Lovers,

It's been a while. We've been taking a break focusing on our personal lives and we hope to be back in the new year.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I just solved this Crossword in 4 minutes and 43 seconds. Can you beat my time? www.vulture.com/article/dail...
The Rebirth Puzzle
4-Across, Six Letters: Words that are bleeped on network television
www.vulture.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
RIP to a real one:
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Whenever I say this, people get Really Mad, but it's true. Same of any other art, too. You have to read the book, watch the film, see the painting, listen to the song, whatever.

I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
"you have not played the game unless you've played the game" is one of my more annoying but unshakable opinions
the whole "don't play the game, just watch a video on youtube that will explain its story to you" is so disheartening because the issue of accessibility is genuinely really important but it's always just people who want to be spoon-fed nicely quantifiable information
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Today’s a good day to watch Super Deluxe on Netflix, a Tamil movie with 5 stories of trans visibility and general sexuality. Not typical for conservative south India. But necessary, and a masterpiece.

#TransDayOfRemembrance #SuperDeluxe #Tamil #LGBTQ #QueerDesis #TransDesis
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Authors dumped from New Zealand’s top book prize after AI used in cover designs
Authors dumped from New Zealand’s top book prize after AI used in cover designs
Ockham Book Awards dropped two titles from contention after new guidelines introduced on artificial intelligence use
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870)
Kawanabe Kyōsai
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I’m honestly shocked that this story from @globalnews.ca has flown under the radar. Confirmation that Amit Shah, the second-most powerful man in the Indian government, was directly involved in the assassinations on Canadian soil. globalnews.ca/news/1151469...
Intercepted communications link Indian government to B.C. Sikh leader’s assassination | Globalnews.ca
British intelligence provided Canada with initial tip tying India’s government to temple leader's 2023 killing.
globalnews.ca
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Fixing this by inserting a new scene into Frankenstein where two women have a conversation specifically avoiding the monster or its creator, idk maybe they talk about shopping or something
Newsflash, dipshit: the novel doesn't pass it either.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM