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Smitha
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Now: SEA. Prev: PIT+ATL+徳島県.
UX designer. Ethical tech is cool. GenAI is bullshit.
JET Program alum. 日本語OKかも。
Volcanoes, violins, not violence…but punching Nazis is OK.
That Pirates of Dark Water (.net) lady. 🏴‍☠️💎

PFP: a rotund bird w/ blue + pink feathers
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Pirates of Dark Water fans: JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER

It’s quiet and easy to keep up with. And it’s a really friendly and welcoming crowd…or, dare I say, a loyal crew of misfits. ☺️

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#PiratesOfDarkWater #ThePiratesOfDarkWater
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I want a Scion now. Total suburban Japanese housewife car. It handles nimbly both offroad and on. Keeps going effortlessly after multiple pit maneuvers. Perfect for taunting cops during chases. Sold.

MUTES OFF FOR THIS! (Music does loop awkwardly, though, FYI.)

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January 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
PIRATES OF DARK WATER REFERENCE IN FINAL FANTASY 14

(I have the best brother ever- I’ve trained him well, haha!)

#PiratesOfDarkWater #PoDW #FinalFantasy14 #FF14
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I am SO SICK of that metal-drum boom-boom-boom percussion that’s use on almost every ad now, to make everything sound “dramatic” and “impactful.” (Pun not intended.)

The most obvious option would be to watch less TV…but naaahhhh.
January 5, 2026 at 6:15 PM
My fancypants Mila air purifier picked up the VOCs in my spray deodorant yesterday morning, but it’s doing buggerall to these fucking gasoline fumes permeating my place.
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I’ve said it since the day after the 2024 election, and I will say it again now, with arms waving wildly:

NATO MEMBERS: KICK US OUT.

YOU ARE NOT SAFE, AND YOU SHOULD STOP SHARING INTEL WITH US.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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I sleep in for ONE day
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Peaceful, until that tsunami in the background comes crashing over them.
In case you thought they just meant undocumented immigrants…
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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In case you thought they just meant undocumented immigrants…
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Frieren and Anya Forger have the same voice actor?!
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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One of my goals for bsky has been to rebuild Design Twitter. But what we got instead was something better: Design Bsky.
December 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Blue Spirit really does have some of the best music in ATLA, right up there with the season finales.
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Here's a tragedy of DOGE that most people will never know about, even though it has big consequences: no one is left to coordinate the transition to memory safe systems code. 🧵
"Memory Safety for Skeptics," published in the ACM Queue.

Arguing for why memory safety is worth pursuing, even amid competing priorities and limited budgets, and with or without Rust.
Memory Safety for Skeptics - ACM Queue
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December 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I cackled, then I cringed as the weight of my sinus shifted painfully. But it was worth it.
December 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Even max-strength Mucinex (all hail guaifenesin) isn’t putting a dent in this mouth-breathing, sinus-congesting cold. Thinking of a 5-hour cross-country flight tomorrow, working remotely from the airport for several hours, and even just packing my bags tonight…it fills me with anticipatory fatigue.
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Um. This is not good folks. There are too many opportunities for malfeasance, especially in heavily gerrymandered districts.
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
He really is outing himself as a white liberal dude. (He has pretty much always been one, to be clear.) He isn’t a true ally, and we need to stop adulating him based on him starring in an outdated political show years ago.
Wrote about how disappointing it is that Jon Stewart punched down on people masking at @motherjones.com, when people should mind their own business and leave mask wearers be. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Hey Jon Stewart, jokes about wearing masks aren't funny
Critics of the Daily Show host say he's a hypocrite.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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back to regular programming tomorrow, you can spend the first half of your boxing day watching cartoons and eating leftovers
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Nothing brings me peace like knowing The Pirates of Dark Water is streaming on Tubi. Society may collapse, but this cartoon found a home.
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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When I am president, Hollywood will be mandated to finish Pirates of Dark Water. Also, I will declare noy jitat to be the official universal swear of the USA.
Will you demand that Hollywood remake/finish pirates of dark water sir?
December 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I wish I could remember my initial reactions to most of the episodes! All I remember is the very first one I saw, The Ghost Pirates, and I tuned in 3/4 of the way through when it was on Cartoon Network. I was in middle school. Clearly it made a strong impression. ;)
I’ve been watching PIRATES OF DARK WATER for the first time, and I’d love to know what the after school kids thought of “A Drop of Darkness.”
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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THE PIRATES OF DARK WATER
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM